I was just text this a while ago. I'm not a teacher. Not even close. I need a proper response. Help me out faggots.
>>28333386
I wonder if this is an edu student who is currently observing a class. What state you in?
>>28333386
Play along.
>Yes, there's a test tomorrow
Play along and also fuck other people over, no quiz.
>>28333420
this. Keep us updated
>Yes, there is a test, a lengthy one too. We won't be able to fit it into just tomorrow because it is 150 questions, so be sure to remind the students to come prepared both days.
>>28333386
Reply back;
"That's Mr Pierce you shitlord, check your privilege"
>no, it's penis inspection day though
>>28333411
Or a parent of an elementary school student.
>>28333411
Not my area code but Louisiana. The area code shown here is New Orleans.
>>28333494
loled
lalala suck my bowls niccuh
>>28333420
>>28333488
>>28333496
All great ideas. I'll keep you guys updated.
>>28333496
my vote is with this one
kekadoodledoo
There's a Mrs. Pierce teaching kids in New Orleans who seems young enough to mostly communicate through tests here
http://stjosephwhschool.org/about/teachers/
She's kind of cute.
>>28333386
No, the kids are all low test faggots. Check my aesthetics. Check my index to middle finger ratio.
Say "Yes, the class has a mandatory reproductive health evaluation. Please prepare your child for penis inspection day."
>>28333511
Respond like a black teacher then.
>>28333386
Yes, did you receive the updated syllabus?
>>28333488
I'm going with this answer.
Congrats, you win faggot.
>>28333578
>>28333496
These two tbo
>>28333386
Yes, an STD test because I have AIDS and I molested all my students.
>>28333613
Probably the safer bet.
Update.
Let's see what happens next.
>>28333647
This should've won
"Yes, we're having a precautionary STD screening"
You know? Leave room for the imagination to run.. she'd reply back in a jiffy
>>28333687
Trolling used to be an art form. You can't just blurt it all out in one go, you have to lead them on a little. This had potential.
>>28333710
It's still the most reasonable, realistic response out of the whole thread so OP did good. Though I was hoping for the mandatory reproductive health exam aka penis inspection day.
>>28333687
You goofed with the second message famalam. Should be docked and teased.
Still no response yet.
Starting to think I fucked it up now...
>>28333784
You're a piece of shit dude, this had so much potential and you just fucked it up.
>>28333784
I hope my comment (>>28333887) ruins your night.
Since failed already, I figure why not...
>>28334341
Maybe she just didn't check her text messages yet...
>>28334341
Wtf man, post response asapASAP.
>>28334341
>>28333687
You blew it you god-damned moron.
Ugh.
>>28334341
you're an unfunny piece of shit
fuck you for ruining this opportunity
>>28334341
This is you OP, too bad your smartphone can't blow your brains out. This is me by the way
>>28333887
>>28334081
I hope you're having suicidal thoughts. Faggot!
bad end
>>28333687
>mandatory drug test
whats it like 1984
you ruined it
you should have at least did that copypasta first
>abandon thread
Fuck you OP you dumb newfig
