>wake up
>ted cruz has dropped out of the presidential race
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
when i read that my stomach dropped and all the blood rushed out my face
i've been sad since and I even called in sick for work
what should i do lads :( just wanted him to win
>>28332536
Why did you support Cruz? I've never met someone who does.
Are you a radical evangelical Christian living in the midwest? I thought that was his only demographic.
>wanting El Rato the Bible-thumper to win
Trump's gonna win, baby, and we're gonna do it with meme magic.
id tell you to an hero but if you were dumb enough to support el rato you'd probably fuck that up too
>>28332615
I thought his biggest supporters were pro Batista geriatrics?
he supported the zodiac killer as he ran for president.
You're just as crazy as he is OP
>>28332667
>>28332637
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>>28332615
i really like him and wanted him to win the trump memes make me uncomfortable and i dont think i could take it for another 4 years
ted reminds me of dad
Why is this shit in r9k
>>28332689
>ted reminds me of dad
is your dad an abusive asshole who beats his children?
>>28332689
Ted reminds me of why people actually believe in the reptilian lizard people conspiracy theory
is ted cruz a robot?
http://theslot.jezebel.com/heres-what-happens-when-you-try-and-track-down-a-ted-cr-1752337625
>>28332817
>jezebel
I hate el rato as much as anyone but fuck off with that shit man
>>28332536
*walks slowly towards you*
>>28332689
>mfw Trump reminds me of Dad
Squinty fat face
Completely shiny greaseball
Rat like ears and eyes
High pitched preacher voice
Closet case
Cult follower
Insufferable asshole
Wife beater
Short temper
Serial liar
>>28332536
>no true conservatism
>no national ban on abortion
>no guaranteed constitutional rights
>no carpet bombing of isis
>no abolishing of the IRS
>no 10% flat tax rate
>no economic miracle
Now either a women or a chad will win the election.
Good job guys, I hope your happy when he flip flops on every possible issue. The guy couldnt even fucking pronounce a "". He's a fucking joke and a demonstration of democracy. He has zero content, no policies, no real plans and he can't explain them. He's just a charletan that knows how to play the camera. Enjoy your reality TV-show politics normies, enjoy.
>Come General Election
>You have a choice between Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and some third party
Well, this reminds me of our choices at the UK Election. Like no matter who you vote for, you're fucked.
>>28332975
Ya can't blame me if I vote independent.
>>28332975
>10% flat tax rate
>true conservatism
>national ban on abortion
these arent good things
>>28332536
>:(
post discarded.
>>28332615
I'm not American, but I wanted him to win because the pol, feminist, and reddit tears would be hilarious.
>>28333020
>doesn't respect the sanctity of life
>wants to pay more tax and see's the government waste his money on dumb project after dumb project.
>>28333113
This is the only reason to support the Rat. No other reason makes sense.
>>28333113
To be fair, voting for someone because they might piss off a small vocal minority at the cost of fucking up a country is a bad idea.
Especially when America's foreign policy is involved, because it affects the very countries we live in when America decides to start another war.
