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Things that normies says >I could not fall asleep yesterday,
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Things that normies says

>I could not fall asleep yesterday, I had to lie in bed for almost 15 minutes before finally falling asleep!
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>>28330551
i fucking hate normies so much
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>tfw it always takes me an hour to fall asleep

How the fuck do people do it?
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>>28330783
Then do something about it
oreganiano
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>>28330802
just stay up till 6am, works every time.
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>>28330802
What are your diet and exercise habits like? I used to have trouble falling asleep too but once I got in a better routine, it got easier. I still have bad nights where it'll take me a couple hours but better than it was.
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>Anon it's a beautiful day!

>sweltering heat, not a cloud in the sky, sun beaming.

Is there something wrong with me or is it the normies?

How the fuck can anyone prefer intense heat to a comfy cloudy rainy day?
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>>28330802
It takes me 5-6 hours to fall asleep....
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>>28330875
actually sun isnt that bad, like in april right now i mean. its still a little cold so you need to wear proper clothes, nice warmth from the sun a few clouds. thats perfect weather
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> I haven't had sex in two weeks, I am going crazy!
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>>28330965
do 40 days and its actually worthy of a movie plot
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>>28330965
In my head every time:
>Yeah, try not having sex for 25 years...
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>>28330944
That's only if you live in a climate with nice springs
I live in fuck me, California where it's already 90+ all day
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>>28330551
The people that went to my mental hospital were normies and a lot of them had trouble sleeping
>>28330802
Mirtazapine greatly helped me
Also took zopiclone for like two weeks and it's nice to have when you really have to fall asleep
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>>28330833

I would if I didn't have to get up for work at 7
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>>28330944
Eh, here in florida the heat gets me depressed. It's so intense and brutal.

I feel so damn happy and at peace when it's dark and rainy.
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>be security standing at the artist entrance
>all I do is allow people to enter who have armbands which are accepted by the regiment
>some stacey comes and asks if she can enter
>I say no
>she asks what if I did you a favor
>still say no
>she than says no wonder I am working during this national holiday
>than she calls me boring
>my fan hits the shit up
>I gaze right in her fucking eyes with my dead eyes
>miss I don't think you quit understand what boring is
>trying to drink all day to impress some other genital and doing this almost every weekend and day is what people call boring
>repeating the same old bullshit and thinking that it will be different each time
>now if you could take your young drunk disgusting ass out of my face I would be glad

The look of defeat in her face was amazing.
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>>28330802
Try actually doing something whilst you're awake...
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>>28331112
>>28331024
I agree. Too much heat is fucking horrible and I don't understand how normies can find it good
winter>summer
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>>28330944
>actually sun isnt that bad, like in april right now i mean

It's May, dude.
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>>28331113
Fedora as fuck
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>>28331186
thank you *dips*
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>>28330551
>staying at home on friday night playing fallout... such a nerd lol
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>>28330783
>I have no friends
>I'm so alone
>I have anxiety
>I have depression
>I'm starving
>Oh my god I haven't gotten out of the house in like forever
>I'm an introvert
>I want to speak the manager
Right?
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>>28331024
Where in CA are you? Here in LA it's been sweater weather for the last couple of weeks.

I'm dreading the real spring/summer though. Not only is the heat miserable, but I fucking hate summer clothes, they're way more work than sweaters and jackets.
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>>28331227
>I want to speak the manager

thanks for triggering my Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, asshole.
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>>28331184
no one cares kys
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>>28331227
>I do have friends
>I am not alone
>Yes
>Not really
>Not starving
>Also not true
>I am introvert
>what
Not even close faggot
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>Lol im such an introvert i only go out every saturday
>It's been 10 days since i got laid ;-( UGH i hate social anxiety!
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>>28330551
>normies typically fall asleep within 10 minutes
>it takes me almost 1-2 hours every night
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>>28331112
>tfw live in Miami
>winter is +80
>hot as fuck everyday, start to sweat just by getting my mail

at least it's raining now. I need to get out of here.
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>>28330551
never heard anyone say this, usually several hours or they wont even talk about it
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>>28331390
Shaggy?

oc
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literally just sat indoors watching netflix haha

like netflix and pizza, literally my life, haha
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>>28331447
nope

blodosdfpp
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>>28331390
miami robot here too lets have a meetup plz
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>>28331548
I don't associate myself with anyone from 4chan outside of this place, sorry

I live in West Kendall
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>>28331577
:( alright then i live in doral right by mall of america
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>>28331390
How you liking this thunderstorm?
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>>28331624
You probably wouldn't like me anyways. Don't take it personnelly.
>>28331642
It's nice, my dog is scared of it and she's sitting close by me.
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>>28331577
>>28331642
Thunderstorm guy. Bruh, live in West Kendall too
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>>28331008
>>28331016
It included masturbation, retards.
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>>28331682
masturbation is sex? great, then im no virgin!
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>>28330551
>I couldn't get a 11/10 lady to have sex with me
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>>28331671
I don't know if I keep talking to the same anons but I've seen a couple of robots in West Kendall in some threads back.
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>>28330551
>I have slept for barely for 2 hours today!

Proceeds to go to a party in the evening, gets back at 2 am, wakes up at 7 am and spends the whole day studying and being productive...

How the fuck do normies do it?
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>>28331390
>>28331447
>>28331548
>>28331577
>>28331624
man, I wish I had 500 bros coming out of the woodworks at the mention of my city.
Who here Las Vegas though
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>>28331704
That's just the poster. Do yourself a favour and watch the fucking movies. Or at least the first part of it.
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>>28330833
This.

I can only fall asleep If I have stayed up to the point where I physically can not stay awake. 30+ hours for sure.

On a normie work schedule, I would not ever be able to fall asleep at a regular time, laying there for an hour or longer, and then wake up feeling like shit in the morning.

I literally can not into normie sleep.
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>>28330875
>Sun blindingly painful in the mornings
>no comfy clouds or rain, sun is up 75% of the day
>It's much louder, and I am also expected to go outside more.
>bugs and hey-fever, even if I stay inside
Just fucking end me already, I don't think I can handle another summer...
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>>28331752

Do you drink lots of caffeine and sugar? After I stopped drinking soda and shit I can actually have a normal sleep schedule
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>>28331008
>the unthinkable
>no sex for 40 days
>unthinkable
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>>28331714
Nah Im new. I got bored at Dadeland mall and Im waiting to be wagecucked
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>>28331821
I have not had sex for 22 fking years
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>>28331814
I do yes, I should try cut that shit

But it's one of the only small joys I have left.
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>>28331856

Stick to water and juice anon. You'll feel way better
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>>28330783
Fucking Toadies
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>go see a therapist
>talking about my emotional problems
>he just can't wrap his head around the concept that I don't have friends
>just looks confused and shocked when I say I don't
>get the same look when it comes up that I'm a virgin
I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO FUCKING BULLY ME GODDAMMIT
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>>28330965
I once overheard my stacy co-worker say she hadn't had sex in ages. The "ages" she was talking about were two months.
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>>28331937

Change therapists you fucking nonce.
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>>28330551
>used to take me +1 hour to fall asleep
>spent that hour thinking about tfwnogf and cringy memories
>made me want to die every fucking night

I started taking benzos, falling asleep is easier.
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>>28332059
Don't get addicted senpai
Benzo WD is worse than heroin
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>work in a high school
>hear a girl in the computer lab talking to her friend
>she actually says "I haven't had sex for like two weeks! I'm such a virgin!"
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