>go to public restroom
>put first toilet seat down
>piss on toilet seat then put it back upright
Whos feeling absolutely /Devilish/ today?
>>28329721
>Go to bed early
>leave myself alone with my own thoughts
Ha fuck me, prick
>tape razor blades to the back of sink handles
>piss in sunny d jug at Walmart
>put it back
>rub snot on inside of clothes in the woman's clothes department
>>28329721
>be Indian
>poo in loo
/AbsolutelyScandalous/
>>28329721
I have the TV volume on 15 when i can clearly hear it at 12
> neighbor is complaining about dog pee killing their hedge
> it's actually my pee
heeheeheeheehee
> put MAGA graffiti in men's bathroom at school
> school announces anti hate crime rally the next day
D E S T R O Y A L L. NORMIES
>>28330030
Anon you animal
My favourite
>move wet floor signs to carprted areas
>write "i'm going to kill you all" in stool
>no school next day
>>28330069
Holy fuck, that's the most stupidest thing I've heard all day.
Like, who the fuck do they think they are? "this is racist because le media said so". Not saying you should come out about it, but you should keep doing it everywhere at school like every week or two and tell us how mad they get. If a news report goes out for "RACISM :'(" please tell me. That would be so hilarious.
You would be doing God's work.
>>28330069
i know trump is a meme candidate, but that's pretty epin anon, crazy how much he triggers liberal arts fags
>>28329721
>Tell Normies that i will bring booze if they invite me to their house party
>Do not show up at all
>>28329721
>cashier wishes me a nice day
>dont
> bananapost on /b/
> Normies there start raging
> thread successfully derailed
>>28329721
>going to 1st floor
>change my mind
>elevator opens up with me inside
>people on 1st floor waiting for me to get out
>i don't
>press the button and the door instantly closes
Kek
>turn moms car stereo volume to the max before exiting
> see /mischief/ post on r9k
> screencap and post it to reddit
(I'm a Normie tbqh senpai)
>>28329721
What? That's like saying...
> Go to poor African Warzone
> Kill 1 kid and leave
> /devilish/
You've not even made the public restroom worse, they're all horrific anyway.
>>28330333
>go to poor African Warzone
>find a public toilet
>piss on the seatdevilish
>dont know how to greentext
>just did
>be donald
>nuke mexico
>mexicants go to check on relatives and friends
>nuke again
>all problems for murica gone
> mommy attempts to slow GBP inflation by reducing my weekly GBP allowance
> smash her over the head with my Tuesday piss jug
That'll show her
>time for my monthly dose of /b/
>see newfags
>tell them that Milhouse is a meme
>they believe me and start looking for milhouse images and posting them in a YLYL thread
It was glorious
>browsing /b/
>make post about trap/lollis
>say im not gay
A mountain of replies explode with reasons why liking trap/lolli is gay. Bait quality was low but the fishing was gud
>be morning time for NEET old me
>piss myself for warmth
>future me has to clean all of this up
>mommy starts yelling and crying to herself in the kitchen
>>28330735
So easy.
I just say "Why do straight guys fap to traps?"
That particular wording just hits the right nerve since it already implies guys who fap to them are straight, rather than asking if they are or not. They just can't resist giving their stupid little input.
>>28330146
You're the cancer. Banana posting is as normie as it gets. It screams le random 9gagger. R9k really is gone
>>28330763
What the living fuck?
>be me, count 13 poop filled ziplock bags on the side of my computer
>decide it's time to flush it
>start to squeeze shit bags into a large bucket of old piss
>Nats begin to fly fucking everywhere, some get sucked in my nostril when I breath in.
>Next time I am just going to shit directly into the bucket, problem solved!
