The path to autism bux
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I walked out of my job today without telling anyone or saying anything. Fuck retail I literally never wanted to kill my self more then I have in the past couple months.
How the fuck do people do it? Does anyone have any experience getting autism bucks? How'd it go and what do I do? I'm 19 if that matters.
>>28328595
>step 1: have autism
That's about it
>>28328629
I literally have aspergers.
>>28328733
on an unrelated note, isn't it great photos of Japanese qts without the washed out whitening touch up crap that they use for idol shoots.
I like the slightly brown tan that Japanese naturally rock, not the fuckdoll animu complexion
>>28328595
>Work retail as security guard
>Stand around all day
>Occasionally have to answer easy customer questions or direct them to a manager
>Occasionally have to phone the police
>People visibly get annoyed or nervous if they make eye contact with you
>Walk around and talk to the other members of staff who are always really busy and stressed
>Wonder why they put up with it rather than just standing near a door all day like me
>Work 2 days a week for 24 hours, 5 days of the week are spent playing videogames and doing whatever the fuck I want
Ya'll need to get comfy easy life security jobs.
>>28328595
Sauce??????
Site where I can find similar shit???
>>28328849
Did you need to apply for security or was that just one of the positions that was free when you went for the job interview?
>>28328849
How do i get security jobs
>>28328888
>>28328889
>Get security licence
>In the UK it's an SIA license
>You can get them for free on the dole
>Apply to security firms
>Most are usually hungry for people
>Site security is the best
>You might hit the jackpot and get nightwork on a dead ass site where you can literally LITERALLY sleep for most of your shift and still get paid.
>Though usually you'll have to walk about once every hour.
Go have a look lads, you can find some comfy gigs.
>>28328952
Thanks, mate. This sort of work appeals to me.
>>28328952
I wanted to do that but my parents said security guards are losers and would kick me out if I did it.
