lets get started robots
>>28327471
>Using Elliot
Way too obvious, should've been some obscure but still pretty famous.
>>28327496
i even made him from Isla Vista, i just want to see if he could have made it
>>28327496
The columbine gals are way too old for this.
>>28327496
>>28327505
I think it'll work. Most normies don't even know that that shooting took place.
>>28328164
this. they were probably "sad" about it and didn't even know what happened.
>okcupid
>even average girls get a thousand messages a day on there
he will never stand a chance
>>28327496
>implying roasties watch the news outside which nigger a kardashian is fucking
>>28327471
Any developments, OP?
>>28327471
Bumping a potentially great Elliot thread
>>28327471
>supreme gentleman
>shoots bitch in the face
Obviously you his friend describes him as I'd describe him as supreme, rich and sensitive.
Also bumping a possibly amazing Elliot thread
Op is shit dude communicate with us
Have this bump for based Elliotboi
>>28327471
Bumping for update. You should use his quotes in the bio
Has Elliot failed to get women even in the afterlife?
>>28329429
What a cruel world. Forever destined to be alone. Even in undeath.
>>28328881
He's "nice guy" on steroids.
>>28327496
It'll work. I've mentioned him to people and they aren't aware. I even met some feminazi bitch who'd never heard of him
>>28329541
How dare they not know our Lord and Saviour, Elliot. They ought to be punished with a coffee facial.
This has some serious potential
>>28329561
>They ought to be punished with a coffee facial
https://youtu.be/zeUsDHmQu2s
God speed supreme gents
Don't make him from isla visa, people from that area will know him, put it from somewhere else or the UK
>>28329760
Isla vista is funnier
Bumpy dump
Tried this last night with Elliot in NYC on tinder. Swiped 5000 girls, 2 responses: one memethot and one bot.
Godspeed OP
>>28330836
You think she browses r9k? Not many slags even know about ER outside of 4chan t b h
>>28330921
I think it may be a distinct possibility
>>28330958
>those fat fingers
>>28330958
Tell her her pepe the frog smugface is excellent then ask her about this place or link her to thi s thread
>>28331002
Jesus christ, no wonder you spergs are alone.
I mean I understand you are ugly fucked up fggots, so am I. That's why I am a 21 kv. But you literally pick some obscure detail of a woman to whine about, like that fucking Weird Al song where he rejects a chick cause her earlobes are too big.
Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking KILL yourself.
>>28331133
>Fucking KILL yourself.
make me
>>28330958
link her to the thread, pleeeaasseee
>>28329876
I want to see if qts would fuck him, i dont care about funny.
>>28330836
MAKE HER SHOW YOU DOSE GLORIOUS TIDDIES
No woman could resist a jaw like this. I still don't understand why based Elliot killed himself.
>>28331274
Yeah I sent her the link. I don't think she's on right now though it's 2pm on a Wednesday.
>>28331334
Thts shopped...
No link her to one of elliots videos. Then say you were bitter untill you met her and you want to marry her, if she says no you will do something real bad. Then when she says no link her to a news report of the shooting. Maybe a clip.with nothing that shows the date.
>>28331133
She's probably fat af and good at hiding it. Skinny girls don't have those.
>>28331334
That's the PUAhate shoop of what an Alpha face looks like to them.
Elliot's mom was Chinese, they don't have that kind of cheekbones.
>>28328164
Had a friend who went to SB. He was so traumatized by the event and when I showed him a photo of glorious elliot he didn't even know who he was. Even after I told him the name of the shooter he was stumped. Normies are retarded.
>>28328255
Is that Terrible Tim's brotherman bill?
>>28329760
>the UK
West Sussex? That's where he lived before moving to the US.
Sorry everyone, OP Here, i fell asleep and forgot i made this thread. Elliots dating adventure is starting again.
>>28332546
I'm so glad you're back, OP.
>>28332546
>favorite books
>not mentioning The Hunger Games and A Song of Ice and Fire
oh elliot. why did you go into that gentle night.
>>28332612
>Hi [SUBJECT:RODGER11223], are
you from [LOCATION:GOLETA]? I am [STATE:NEW HERE] and [ACTION: LOOKING] for a [OBJECT: NEW FRIEND]. My [OBJECT: NUMBER] is [RNG], text me when you have [ABSTRACT: TIME].
>>28332612
>>28332546
>>28327471
Should elliot wait for them to come to him or should i meme some people.
>>28332756
>Should elliot wait for them to come to him
It isn't gonna happen. You're going to have to message them
>>28332782
how the fuck do i do that im a robot do i look like i know how
>>28332756
message the poo in loo from the bay area
The jig is up robots
>>28332933
asdkasfkaf
>>28332933
Yeah a lot of girls know about him, I think, from tumblr.
>>28332933
>>28332962
keep trying, there's bound to be roasties who don't recognize him
That stupid tranny. Teported you.
asiodhalif
Can you people bump this thread? its the anniversary month of Rodges Redemption for Christ sake.
He had empathy. Just saying.
>>28333161
hush, don't disrupt the tumblrina narrative
>>28332968
What's the source on this image I'm responding to with this post?
Do not fail the prophet OP, get him virtually laid.
im retiring from eliiot
this thread is lost
if anyone wants to continue the saga heres the info
Rodger11223
Elliot11
>>28333370
sorry man i cant do it
>>28333303
Propaganda cartoon on the Soviet revaluation of their currency in the 50s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsf3CeBE0rc
this my friends, do it op, we need the beta uprise to happen
Know you guys love The Rodge, and normally I'm all for all the edginess you faggots tend to spew, but glorifying school shooters is just about the worst thing that can be happening culturally. Please stop.
>>28331449
>they don't have those kind of cheek bones
Lol trust me, they do
>>28333467
why it is wrong?
>>28333467
>normie detected
If modern society and media doesn't make you want to go on a shooting spree then you're on the wrong board and website.
Was he at school? I thought he drove around town.
>>28333467
Fuck off faggot. We dont "spew edginess" for Fucking r/4chan lines, or to amuse some faggot normalfaggot. We do it because we hate roasties and normalfags.
>>28333014
what's the green icon and the one with the 3 blue swirls?
>>28333688
on my taskbar?
>>28333719
yeah, durr
>>28333730
Spotify friend
>>28333467
No worries friendo, just humor to us. You will get to see how this board works. In time that is. We are anonymous after all, can say all sorts of shit without consequences.
>>28333816
These boards aren't really anon.
It just wants you to feel safe.
>>28327496
the whole POINT is to prove that elliot could get girls if he actually tried
>>28333909
I wonder why he didnt try internet dating. Isnt that what ppl who cant get dates irl do?
>>28333014
Haha, that's quite funny OP. I had a genuine lol of mirth
Just set your location to UK and your problems solved.
I'd use the german tinder to ruse some roasties, but most of the robots here wouldn't understand it.
>>28334217
pls do it on german tinder
>>28333688
>3 blue swirls
That's battle net. OP is either on the overwatch Beta or a complete shit tier faggot
>>28334351
he said green so i figured spotify
and its diablo you fuckin faggot
>>28334445
Diablo 3 is a shit tier normie game. "WOW LOOK AT THESE NEW COSMETIC WINGS! I NEED TO PLAY SEASONS TO GET THEM SO I CAN LOOK COOL!" Anyone who plays is shilling their Youtube/Twitch or is normie trash. You can get 1000 paragon in 3 days now. Pathetic.
>>28334524
sorry that i enjoy it and you dont
>>28331133
Maybe he fetishes about hands so that's really important for anon to be attracted. Chances are some other guy would be the opposite. Don't rush the death sentence so fast.
>>28334606
Just what a normie would say. I bet you play Wizard.
>>28334695
Monk and Barb for your information.
>>28332756
>Should Elliot wait for them to come to him
This is what the real Elliot would have done.
>>28332546
favorite beverage should be vanilla latte
>>28334722
You watch Kripp and Quinn. How cute. Can't play a class that solos so you pick the normie ones. I have a 3500 paragon Wd/Crus. Come back to me when you play a real class, normie.
>>28334962
is every class but wd/crus a normie class to you? fuck off neet.
