Just rescued this gem two nights ago. I found her while at work in the ghetto. She was hiding in my wheel well. Almost drove off. Some nigger probably dumped her near the parking lot I was in. 27 names her.
Pooptart.
Mr. Ugly
>>28327367
I make you name your cat:
"Nigger"
>>28327367
Niggerdump
Wheelie
>>28327367
Throwawaypussy
Stomp the cat to death. Feel the power of taking a life.
>>28327367
Trump.
Gnuhjkderfgcs
Pharaoh Tendies
Name her:"Back to >>/b/ faggot"
>>28327367
Chocolate or Sheniqua
If I get 27 choose between these two OP
Poopytart.
Gemma
>>28327367
Boob milk
>>28327367
Bukkake
>>28327367
Cinderella
Plx
>>28327407
>>28327390
>>28327377
>>28327415
These actually aren't too bad but keep rolling faggots.
>>28327367
she's fucking beautiful, name her Jean.
>>28327367
Chlamydia or Herpes.
Nigger-nose or Ear-Wings
Nigger-nose because it's nose is nigger color and Ear-Wings because it's ears look like it can fly with them because they're so massive.
Also, clip it's ears because it means that it's neutered or spayed. Those animal control ass wipes will take the manhood or womanhood from your cat if they see that it's got a working baby maker. You'll get a cat with a clipped ear, shaved lower abdomen and stitches if you ever lose it and get it back a week after.
t. personal experience
>>28327462
Thank you anon. She does the cutest shit. :^)
>>28327367
Oregano.
Of course this got me muted
name her "kawaii neko-naruto baka gaijin-san III *^_^*" (the *^_^* is pronounced pteuw.)
maybe she's a fucken outdoor cat
>>28327367
Ryo-Ohki.
>>28327367
Give me back my cat you fucking asshole
Angel Gabriel
i say we call her howard how about you
Donkey fuckface Penis
>>28327367
tyrone
bloxkxox
Niggercat McBarbedcock
>>28327367
Name her Hanayo
>>28327367
How about Trump?
>>28327527
Oh shit Tyrone get
>>28327527
A fine winner.
>>28327527
it is done
ty for short
>>28327527
nice. decent name.
>>28327367
niko (nee-ko)
>>28327399
edgelord desu
>>28327367
Lol my babies are cuter
Blackbot with 4 kittens here
Hope you have money for surgeries and vaccinations
>>28328246
>Blackbot with 4 kittens here
Well, OP will step up to the plate when you abandon those ones too.
>>28328278
Nah
I adopted them from some crazy white couple that was gonna drown them.
I'm mamma bear protective over my babies.
Spent over $5k on their surgeries and vaccinations alone, and I'd gladly spend 10x that for them.
I know every hair on their bodies and we sleep in a big cuddly pile.
Anyone touches my babies, they get killed.
>>28327367
WE WUZ LIONS N SHEET
>>28327367
Looks like a harvey to me.
I know the secret names of things.
>>28328339
>spout racist meme
>get legitimate and sincere response back
>feel like a real douchebag
1250$ a kitty does seem kind of expensive for an initial set-up though, I think my vet only charges 450$ for the new pet early prevention and spay/neuter bundle.
>>28328339
> TFW no sassy black gf to cuddle in bed with, along with her four cats.
>>28327367
Sammythis is original
>>28328417
I was really particular and found the best vet in my country. I want nothing less than the best for my babies. Plus, one of them had complications from her spay, so she had to go under again remove some infected stuff. She's OK now, but I was scared shitless while she was in surgery.
Vet visits, vaccinations, spay/neuter all adds up.
Most vets do it for cheaper, but like I said, my babies get the best.
>>28328427
But I'm a male, sorry.
Black women make fun of me for having cats.
>>28328506
>But I'm a male, sorry.
>Black women make fun of me for having cats.
That's ok. I'll still cuddle you.
don't feel bad, white women have given me shit for it too.
>"Aren't dogs supposed to be mans best friend, not cats?"
Master cat number one
>>28327367
Rolling for name
Gilgamesh
mister jingles will be the name
>>28327367
Sergeant gibbs.
>>28328506
are you qt? Are you gay/bi? I'm not the other guy but you sound really cute and I love cats too
>>28328593
Dogs are for the needy and insecure; people that need a loyal servant and constant validation.
Cats are independent and intelligent. Women will never understand the majestic qualities of our feline companions.
>>28328739
Very ugly, sorry.
Why else would I be here?
And no, not gay/bi. I would only go as gay as Bailey Jay or pink_bubble, sorry
>>28327367
GIRUGAMESH
(Original)
>>28327527
Nice name.
Is it a male cat?
>>28327367
sarah connor
Waste of Space
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