>it's a family insist on giving you a birthday party day
They don't, I wish they did. I don't even get gifts some years. I'm a grown man though and they're not expected.
that guy knows deep down those two younger kids will get laid long before he does, if ever
Thats why last year i woke up before everyone else and just spent the day in the forest until night
I plan to do the same this year
>>28328100
what did you do in the forest anon? are you one of those innawoods people
>>28328153
I just walked around and explored, listened to music, wrote down shit in a notepad and drank a bottle of rum
>>28328204
sounds good anon, big forest is it?
>>28327356
>referring to yourself as a 'grown man'
Is there anything one can do that sounds as childish? Are you really so immature that you need to remind yourself of your age?
>>28328286
Yeah i live in a small town so theres just fuckloads of bushland everywhere
Whenever i get bored or emotional i just go out there and wander around, its incredibly liberating
I took mushrooms out there once which was the greatest experience of my entire life
That forest is very special to me and has helped me through a lot, if any of you guys live near some kind of nature i suggest taking advantage of it
>>28328302
Sounded like he was making a distinction to help us understand the context of him not getting gifts and that they aren't really expected at his age.
>>28326984
Hehe, I've never had a birthday party.Kill me pls. Anyone.
> tfw last birthday party I had was when I was turning 10
> my mom bought water balloons, 3 cakes, and was going to give hayrides in the truck
>invited entire class
> no one came
Worst birthday ever.