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How the hell do you compete against THIS???
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How the hell do you compete against THIS???
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Just fuck a horse
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How many inches is the dude? I don't trust puny chink arms for measurement
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>genetics don't matter

Look at the pure confidence in his face, he knows hes a dick god.
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>>28326706
At this point he is a fucking horse or a white Nig
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is that a blasian
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dariej is the girl
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>>28326666
checked your digits. I don't know man but I think I can sort of sense who's a size queen, and not pursue them.
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>>28326685
looks about 9-ish
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>>28326706
Are you all upset that this man is a porn star and you aren't? Is it an envy for the glamor of his sex life? Or is it the fact that he was born with an 11 inch penis? His penis is his selling point, and it's priced high in porn media because straight and gay men, and straight women, admire the phallus to some extent. You may see a dick and think "oh gross, I see his penis," but we all measure up size frequently. The phallus isn't a selling point for a partner, though.
If it's about number of sexual partners, learn to be a PUA or try go into porn. Get fit, take the Holy Grail of supplements, do kegels religiously, and learn to edge multiple times in a session. You can sell yourself as a 1 man bukakke if you train yourself to be that.

Nothing about this porn star is worthy of ire and envy IMHO. His worth boils down to his cock. Aside from that, he is as expendable ad every other person in a first world, merit-based society.
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>>28326843
He's not a pornstar, he just makes amature porn with his gf
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>>28326666
You don't and focus on something else
competing over something so trivial is stupid
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>>28326666
I don't have to. Why would I? I don't even know this guy.
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>>28326666
date a midget, they have shorter arms.
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How do dicklets compete?
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>>28326666
>8-9 inch dick paired with a girl who cannot be above 5'6", probably close to 5'
Wow
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wow, christian bale has a big cock
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vaguely disguised race bait thread
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>>28326666
That fucking nipple.
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>>28326666
I've got a small dick, about 4 inches, I also only make 30K/year and I'm 32 years old. I'm also a little chubs, just a little, though I've still got some muscle on me, esp arms and chest.

My current gf is as hot as that girl, and most of my ex's are that hot. Also, when I've taken breaks from relationships and just had fuck buddies, I had tons of 6/10 fuck buddies, getting pussy was the easiest thing in the world.

Honestly why do guys find it difficult? Getting pussy isn't even a minor challenge. I'd rather pussy be harder to get and money easier to get. How bad are you faggots at talking to girls? I guess my face is a bit above avg, girls tell me I'm handsome. I'm not even a super alpha. I played some sports, I'm 5'9'', and I know how to talk to women. How autistic is the average millennial these days?
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This guy is my favorite amateur porn star, and his gf is perfect as well.
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>>28326666
I don't. I don't compete any more. I've realised it's pointless trying. I'm happier knowing my place, which is in my bedroom fapping to anime.

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>20 replies in
>not checking those sick digits
What's wrong with you people?
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I don't. Gave up about a year ago.
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>>28326666
There are a limited number of these out there.
There are many, many, many, many, many women who will never see one of these.
Just grab one of them.
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>>28327845
>Hurr it's easy for me so why isn't it easy for everyone?
Try being 5'7, balding and on top of that have very bad aesthetics.
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I don't. I provide financially and emotionally for her, and make sure to lick her pussy when it's sore after he is done with her
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>>28327845
>I've got a small dick, about 4 inches

Just curious... you claim you have a small dick, but did any of the girls you were with ever tell you that you had a big dick?

I'm around 6" and think mine's about as average as they come, but I repeatedly get told it's big and I think it's just a female's way of stroking a guy's ego knowing full well he doesn't have a whopper.
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>>28327691

This.

Robots only get buttmad when it's BMWF/BMAF.
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That guy has thick thighs
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my biggest fetish is videos of chicks reacting to big dicks on omegle. it's amazing how a girl who looks really nice will turn into a giant slut.

i don't have a particularly big dick but i have good enough facial aesthetics that a lot girls don't immediately skip me. if i turn the conversation towards sex most of them want to see my dick. then i just use camera angles to make it look bigger and they tell me how great it is.

feels good
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>>28326666
Look at his face. You can tell that he's not an alpha. His only weapon is his cock. That girl is obviously way above him, but that's asians, always lower themselves. Idk what i'm talking about, but this based guy >>28327845 changed me.
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>>28326666
by understanding that even if that is real its obcsenely rare
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>>28327845
Thank you. I hope you're not lying.
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>>28329160
It's real. Plenty of videos of him using it on her tight little Asian pussy
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>>28329176
link me brudda
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>>28329188
Just Google 'dariej'
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>>28327845
>Honestly why do guys find it difficult? Getting pussy isn't even a minor challenge.

Elaborate? How is it so easy for you? I'm 32, I've finally had sex for the first time this year and it was with a fat hambeast with rotting teeth. She later cut all contact because she said she found a better looking guy to fuck.

I actually thought it was really funny. But anyway I'm the same age as you and I don't understand how you find it so easy. Unless it really is all just face? Any tips for a fellow non-millennial?
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