>one chance at life
>have a 4.2 inch erect penis
put it up my bum :)
>>28326600
I heard smaller penises are good for anal so I would put it in your ass.
>5inch fully erect penis
>get fat
>pube chub turns it into 4.5
>tfw black with a 4 inch dick
kill me
>>28326721
Niggers don't actually have bigger dicks than anyone else though. But yeah, the myth will probably make yours even more laughable. Sorry, nigger.
At least you have a chance...
>tfw 5'4" manlet with a 4.5x2 erect penis
I was never meant to be happy
>>28326587
>its how you use it that matters!
>go to craigslist
>all the roasties interested in casual sex want hung men
Just fucking end it all
>>28326993
>its how you use it that matters!
WHAT HAS THIS EVER MEANT
AM I SUPPOSED TO DO PENIS TRICKS? CAN YOU OLLY OFF YOUR DICK INTO A STALEFISH