>Old man comes into the surgery
>Says he has been feeling bloated for a long while
>Has been constipated for 8 days now
>Wants me to give him a laxative
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28326573
I've gone without a shit for longer.
>>28326573
Dude was pretty epic, 200+ plus victims
>be smart enough to become a doctor
>kill people once you do
how can one man be so based? what drove him to do it?
Never trust NHS.
>go to doctor
>ask for enough morphine to kill myself
>gives me a trip to the mental ward instead
>tfw no Shipman dr