>walk into your kitchen to cook some hot pockets
>see this
what do?
>Classified User Documents_2016-05-04-19h09m53s37.jpg
Hmmmm
>>28326466
this guy's gunna get a talking to from his handler, they have very strict instructions to rename their stock photos to something less suspicious
I'd cook my hot pockets.
>>28326437
I dont like hot pockets
>>28326474
>>28326466
What is the purpose of this?
>>28326437
Wana have hot pockets after I fuck you?
>>28326437
Sauce???
Dxvjkigcxx
>call police for trespasser
>tell the fatty to start lifting
>>28326437
Holla at my homie to cum N fuck my wife in front of me.
Stick my dick in her hot pocket.
>>28326437
stab her
bitch aint gettin my hot pockets
>put on gloves
>lift her up
>into the trash she goes
>burn down my house for it has been tainted by a roastie
Put the hot pocket in her pussy after microwaving it.
>>28326604
Sweden.jpg
Original famalamalam
Smile to myself as I think of my state's castle doctrine.
>>28326437
Force her to eat hot pockets to distract her, silently scrape off a piece of neck-skin for dna-evidence, get her arrested for attempted burglary and food theft.
>>28326437
Are you lost? Let me get you some sweatpants and a t-shirt and we'll figure out what you're doing in my house.
>>28326635
It's a shame, really. She was so pure when she started doing porn. She started with softcore solo only, then lesbian only, then vagina only, then anal, then interracial. She really went down the sewer.
>>28326604
> White guy sucking the dick
That's not cuckolding, that's gay sex with a women on the side. The whole point of cuckolding is that there's one hetero guy fucking another hetero man's wife. The point is that the cuck is turned seeing another man fucking his wife, his jealousy turns into a fetish. In this case there is no jealousy, the white guy wants to suck dick and the black guy is into having a white guy sucking his dick.
>>28326437
Change the locks on the cellar door & buy more chains.
> 1. Cook hot pockets
> 2. Eat hot pockets
> 3. Digest hot pockets
> 4. ???
> 5. Leave
> 6. Profit
e-eggs??????????????
>>28326437
If it doesn't have a dick, she better get her roastie off my fucking table and out of my house before I shoot her.
If she does have a dick then we'll have passionate sex and get married
