>Walls in dorm rooms are pretty thin
>Can usually hear normie neighbourinos having conversations
>No one ever hangs out in my room
>So I pretend to have a conversation and talk out loud using 2 or 3 different pitches so people think I'm chilling with ma friendos
>Been doing this for about a month
>One day Stacey says: lol it's so cute how you talk to yourself anon ahaha
How did she know?
Probably because your plan was stupid. I mean if no one ever sees anyone leave or enter your room it's going to be pretty obvious what you're doing.
Are you actually retarded? Who the fuck does that.
Lmao are you retarded
You have to pretend you're talking to your friends/gf on the phone
>>28326028
At least she says it's cute rather than call you a freak or a weirdo.
Because this is you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAGO_l_YTbk
There is no coming back from that. Might as well go all the way and fake schizophrenia now.
>>28326028
because you can't talk over yourself.
I've tried this same thing before for a while (but it was because I really enjoy talking to myself as other people, not because I was trying to seem normal to normans) before I realized that a normal conversation usually has people talking over eachother at some points, accidentally or not, and bursts of laughter from multiple people.
You can't do that
>>28326028
If other people never show up or leave, even a barely-functioning person can tell.
