DON'T STOP THE IDEAL BF THREADS YET I'M STILL A LONELY MESS
What is your ideal bf, robots? Fembots need not apply.
>>28323713
so cute.
ynf
>>28323713
who is this semen demon? she looks hot
your are an faggot
>>28323779
>she
It's a dude, m8.
>>28323794
not tonight, you aren't.
>>28323713
she/he is very cute.
>twink, as in no facial hair or square jaw
>super girly is cool, but realistically just a twink
>not too much of an age gap from 18yo
>either a switch or a bottom, just not a top
>thin
>not one of you fucking normie faggots who use kik and communicate with phones more than your computer
>cute, obviously
>preferably short
>interests are mostly computer-oriented
>spends all his time alone in his room on the computer
Posted this in the last thread and someone gave me their Skype, but he hasn't accepted the friend request ;-;
>>28323885
sounds like you're tzalking about me friendo
(not the skype thing tho)
>>28324840
Where do you live? Got an email?
that;s a lot of tea my goodness
I want to squeeze the life out of this faggot maggot.
>>28324840
Seconding the request of >>28325042 if you would accept someone's shameless piggy-back off their post. It's like they used my own voice to speak.
>>28325168How about fuck off m8.
>>28324840
I'll just post mine.[email protected]
>>28325218
;__;
good luck with your hopeful paramour
>>28323713
That is one cute boy.
>tfw no bf who just likes to crossdress and isn't a tranny
>>28325676
Doubt he'll email me anyway.I meet most of my own standards though if you want to email me.
>>28325765
Done.
asdaweasdasd
> someone qt physically and in personality
>not too picky on physical traits just no hairy
>likes to stay in and snuggle and be comfy
>likes literature
>likes weeb stuff but isn't annoying about it and won't fight with me over tastes
>ok with spazs like me
>pic related desu
I wonder if I'll ever find a qt bf, probably not......
This is my ideal bf
He's so awesome and deep and mysterious and cool, if only I could find someone like him.
>>28325808
Make a throwaway email. Let's chat, anon!
>>28325808
I match this except forthe weeb bit
Basically the only anime I can ever remember watching woulda been some of those old Miyazaki movies
>>28323885
Are you a guy or a girl? Cause youve just described me perfectly.
>>28325879
>Are you a guy or a girl?
If you missed it this is a gaybot thread
>>28325829
>>28325848
That's ok it's just an ideal, I don't mind if people don't like everything I like.
O-ok anon [email protected]
>>28325940
O-oops, sorry i missed that this is a gaybot thread and it wont let me delete the post
>>28325956
Awww, you seem adorable though!
>>28325940
You sound cute. I might match your description and I'm southeast as well. You got an email?
>>28325968
Thank you, hope you have luck finding someone!
>>28325969
Thank you, but if you missed it im a grill. if thats ok with you, what city/county are you in? I'm in Brighton
>>28325940
>>doesnt dislike minorities (your opinions on things like immigration are your own, but how you treat/talk about people is a different matter). also not homophobic
Ya blew it. Dating someone who would get all bitchy at me just because I don't like niggers sounds awful.
I take pleasure in the fact that you faggots will never find happiness. The noose is waiting, subhuman waste of sperm
>>28326011
Yeah I'm very okay with that. I'm Brighton too!
>>28326112
I met my ex-boyfriend in these threads. He was a super cute bottom that I ended up cheating on, he found out and told me he was turned on by it, so now we have that kind of relationship. He encourages me to do it now, we're moving in together later! We're happy c:
>petite/cute face/bubblebutt
>likes videogames and cuddling
>as much of a passive beta as I am
>>28326138
You really do deserve the noose tbhwy.
>>28326126
Oh cool! What's your email? I don't have a throwaway one and can't make one right this second but I'll save yours and email you later if thats ok?
Also how old are you?
>>28323713
>dat big box of ginseng tea
>>28326167
Here: [email protected]
I'm 20, what about you?
![[UTW]_Carnival_Phantasm_-_EX_Season_[DVD][h264-480p_AC3][997C3941].mkv_snapshot_05.27_[2016.04.23_12.57.56].png](https://i.imgur.com/vjxXuYX.png "[UTW]_Carnival_Phantasm_-_EX_Season_[DVD][h264-480p_AC3][997C3941].mkv_snapshot_05.27_[2016.04.23_12.57.56].png")
>>28323713
Skelly
Dark hair
Likes rats, weebshit, and shota.
I am andro myself and Russian.
>>28326253
>Likes rats
As in the rodent or is this some euphemism I don't understand?
>>28326253
>rats
Do you actually mean rats or is this some meme I don't get?
>>28326262
>>28326269
The rodent.
Very clever and trainable.
>>28326295
Kind of a weird thing to include in your ideal bf list, but alright.
>>28326253
>Likes... shota
>I am andro myself and Russian
Nice try Tesak
>>28326227
21, 22 next month. I'm a student (third year), what do you do?
>>28326299
If someone can't love rats I can't love them either.
>>28326307
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>>28326343
I'm a third year student too, you wouldn't happen to be at Sussex?
I also work in a bakery part time
>>28326399
No I'm at Brighton uni (pls no bully). What course do you do, and are you staying in Brighton after uni ends? I'm hoping to.
I like baking, do you like the job? I don't have an actual job but I do volunteering with old people
>>28326431
>Brighton uni
I study computer science
And yeah, I'm hopefully going to do my masters at Sussex so I'll be here for at least another year.
Yeah the jobs alright, shifts can get pretty long though. what kinda stuff do you do with the old folk?
>>28326399
Sussex master race reporting in
>>28326945
What's up my dude. What are you studying?
>>28323713
>tfw too tall to be a cute trap
>>28327014
In my 4th year of Physics, is a lot of fun, ashame we still don't really have any labs!
>>28327123
But you don't have to be short to be a cute trap.
>>28327282
It's good to know there are other robots at Sussex. Did you have to deal with the servers crapping out this morning?
>>28327571
Haven't gone on campus today, my Exceed client has been buggy as fuck though. How you feeling for your exams?
>>28327596
I've only got one this year thank god. Up to my head in coursework though. What about you?
>>28327621
4! Starting next week, will not be fun, anyway best of luck with the coursework Anon!
>>28327693
That sounds brutal, but I'm sure you're going to do great!
>>28325808
I got all of those, but I'm not interested in fags.
like kissing is ok and stuff, but putting things into the pooper is ew
>>28323885
Im literally that lol
>nice and cute, not a normie, not too extroverted if they are an extrovert
>bottom and doesn't mind me being an average height shy dom
>not fat and not hairy, some can be fine
>hair isn't super short, long is a plus
>likes anime and vidya with similar and good tastes like rpgs, mystery, action/adventure that we can play and watch
>>28325808
[email protected] im bored a f and open to chat with anyone who wants to
>csgo stoner not into anime but also not against it
>>28328142
Shy doms are my favorite type of dom desu
>>28328126
>>28325218 (You)
There's my email, and none of those others actually emailed me.
RayRay(tm) is my ideal bfactually i just really want him to fuck me
Reposting because why the hell not
>tfw no bf
>short
>hairless and feminine
>likes (good) anime
>plays vidya with me
>tons of cuddles
>cross-dresses and passes near perfectly
>is in Australia
>helps me look cuter too until the inevitable gay death at 30 when our looks go
>isn't an AIDS/HIV filled promiscuous degenerate
>not into any flithy fetishes (diapers, piss ect.)>dominant but gentle, not abusive>huge cock>roughly throatfucks me often>fucks me while we're both crossdressing
tfw don't deserve any of this because I'm just a shitty prison gay
>>28325062
Don't be fooled, those are a level above bagshit but still pretty low tier.
>5'5''+
>likes to eat good international food
>picky about absolutely nothing
>involved in an art and a science
>interested in (actual) ethics>doesn't mind me smelling his armpits or playing with his feet and ass during sex
>>28328317
>spoilerYou'd have to be okay with me doing it too
>depressed
>smelly
>neet
So, having lurked in the past couple of threads like this, it seems that some of you faggots don't like too much hair on your ideal qt bfs.
That said, how does one take care of body hair?
Do you just trim it, shave with a razor, wax or use removal cream?
Right now I just shave my pubes and crack but have quite a bit of hair everywhere else that could use some management.
>>28328756
Nair works wonders.
>no hair
>no facial hair
>hairless
>feminine
>etc.
Dang this thread hurts. I'm a bearded guy with hairy legs and body hair in general and rather wide shoulders. I don't fit any one /r9k/'s standards.Good thing I already have a loving boyfriend.Whom is actually a girl, but I asked her to be my bf a year ago and she said yes.
>>28323713
I'd settle for a lot less than this but in a perfect world...
Physically:
>South Asian (either Indian or "middle eastern", preferably Sikh)
>5'10-6'4
>averagely "thin" or /fit/
>strong jaw/good beard
>big forearms
Personality:
>is interested in something creative (music/art/etc)
>has similar moral values
>Dominant sexually
>Affectionate
>>28328776
Is that stuff safe to use around the genital/asshole area? I've heard a bunch of horror stories about people getting burns and stuff from it.
>>28328921
>indian
You know you're posting in the IDEAL bf thread, not the WORST bf thread, right?
>>28328940
No. You use it everywhere but you dick/balls, face, and around your asshole. You shave those. The cream is for the rest of your body. It WILL take off a layer of skin on sensitive areas like that, and it's not fun if you do that.
>>28323713
>Shoulders wider than waist
>Masculine jaw
>Fit
>A tad bit taller than I am
>Hairy
>Slavic, Scandi, or English
That's practically all. I'd settle for the vast majority of males though.
>Everyone liking twinks
kill yourself
>>28328968
>liking youth is bad
>>28328978
>Liking males who look like prepubescent boys or women
>Not just really really fucked up
>>28328992
>if they don't look 30+ then they are prepubescent
It's not my fault you aged horribly. I'm 18 and still look 15, and will likely continue to look "prepubescent" for several more years. I would like a bf who also isn't aging at double speed.
>>28328966
Indian men are hot, Mr. Asshole shaving expert
>>28329058
Indians are literally the most unattractive race on the planet. Unless you have a scat fetish or something. In which case, I can see why you'd think Indians are 10/10.
>>28328921
>>28329058
>indian
POO
IN
LOO
>>28323885
That does sound a little like me. Skype?
>>28323885
>have one chance at life
>be everything on that list
>but jaw is square as fuck
JUST
>>28323885
>>not one of you fucking normie faggots who use kik and communicate with phones more than your computer
yes pls
>>28329052
>Being masculine means being over thirty
Bruh
>>28329224
>have one chance at life
>born as a tall hairy skeleton
>super submissive and wish I could be a cute trap but I will never manage to pass, EVER
>not even chad-tier genetics to make up for it
>>28329144
Square jaw might not be that big of a deal to me.
>>28329224
>>28329264
>>28329280
Are any of you in the US? Everyone seems to be foreign.My email was posted.
>>28329280
Wish I could grow some nice long hair, but I'm small, skinny, and hairy.
>tfw you will never have a bf like pic related
fuck robot
>>28326476
Hey I'm in Brighton too, but
>computer science
Post a picture of yourself? Anyone I know who does those courses tends to look like a gremlin. Are you qt?
>tfw browse these threads even though I'm straight
Good luck to everyone else though.
>>28328263
what's wrong with bagged tea
>>28329950
same
It's nice to know that people like my type.
even if they're faggots
>>28329950
Iktf
> tfw can't find dicks hot
> would otherwise be fine with dating a guy
>>28329504
I'm somewhat uncomfortable posting my picture, especially in a thread with so many local anons. I posted my email above if you want to talk to me there.
>are you qt?
I don't think so, but I'm certainly not a gremlin.
>tfw will never be anyone's ideal bf
>tfw will never have bf period
These threads make me depressed but I can't stop lurking
Some of the things I am flexible on but..
>Must be a top Dom
>Taller than me (I am 5'10")
>Muscular but not bodybuder tier more like a sprinter
>Likes vidya
>Watches some anime
>Into traps/crossdressers
>Affectionate
>Likes kissing and cuddling
>Not a nigger
>Older
>Has a big dick 7"+
Tfw I'll never find myself a loving Chad to care about me
>>28329447
You could do that to me, but only if I get to do it to you too
