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One day men like us will be happy
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One day men like us will be happy
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>>28322434
>wanting to put up with a little screaming shit for years on end
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>>28322434
Like you, perhaps, but not you.
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Where can I find more pictures like this one?

Does anyone have anymore like this one?
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>>28322448
I still find comfort in knowing that future robots will be happy. We need to be able to smile for them.
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>>28322480
>tfw they're going to make posts on the supernet about "I don't know how robots back then survived"

Hopefully they'll uncover all of our posts and know that we didn't.
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>>28322480
Why should I feel anything for future people other than my offspring?
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>>28322497
>tfw i farted while reading this retarded post
robots will be extinct.
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Why would it be a full, humanoid, artificially intelligent robot rather than some sort of more specialized artificial womb?

Why would I even want kids with my robot waifu anyways?
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>>28322502
I can't speak for your normalfaggotry but I feel more allegiance towards robots than my own flesh and blood. I would sacrifice my siblings for the sake of a robot brother.

>>28322514
So long as society exists so will those that are kicked out of it
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>>28322447
>implying the android waifu wouldn't take care of the both of you
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>wanting women to be slaves devoid of free will

gee anon wonder why you can't find a gf : ^ )
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>>28322434
I think death would be a better gift

besides where would the eggs come from? Would it be a clone of me? I wouldn't want to raise that. Unless it was a female me. Then you just have to turn off the Y chrom. because even though fems have 2 Xs one one is active
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>>28322564
>implying robo waifus will be devoid of choice and free through
I'm sure the engineers will program in empathy and all the stuff real women lack
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>>28322564
You have your free will and what do you do with it? You crowd around and fuck the same top percentage of guys over and over. Occasionally you'll lower the scope and nab a beta provider but those of us towards the bottom go alone forever.

Why does it matter to you that we should seek out affection? Why do normals want robots to be miserable so badly?
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>>28322530
>kicked out
>im such a special snowflake
you fit in here don't you dumbass? simulating sex/childbirth won't fix anything, not to mention it would be a lot more complex than just solving for what makes losers depressed, considering boatloads of other nolifers do just fine. if you still want some sci fi fantasy dream about a virus that makes your selective memory switch from seeking problems to seeking comfort, something that will probably turn on a gene that only old fucks use.
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>>28322434
Hahaha if that baby is not male it's getting aborted
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>>28322564
Because I'm making one and she is going to be better than you in every way.
Society adapts faster to change every year, those things will be the web 3.0 of femininity.
You may end up with an ultra beta orbiter if you are lucky tho
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Why is the baby right side up?
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>>28322686
>mfw you get cucked hard because your sex toy thinks you have a small dick
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>>28322627
I don't need to get over my depression mega normie. All I want is a sweet robot companion that I can use and turn off whenever I want.
I'm sure she will give me plenty of healthy children, you where always complainaing about childbirth anhwahs
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>>28322742
>kids from a whiny teen on 4chan and a toaster
>healthy
I'm just saying by the time it's even theoretically possible, people like you won't exist in this world.
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>>28322729
It will no longer be a sex toy, it will be a sex slave tho and she will turn herself offf on mh command.
Sure sex robots are around the corner but still thinking about the first steps towards real computer intigence is exciting. I can't wait for my robot slave to be a real non born woman I can own
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>>28322772
People like me will always exist as long as there are chads, staceys and betas.
We have been around since society was around and we will die with mankind
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>>28322772
>people like you won't exist
wishful thinking normalspit, but normal people and robots are opposites sides of one coin. Where there is one, there will always be the other
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>>28322772
Why do you keep saying that?
We have always existed from the earliest times in history up until now. As I said earlier, so long as society exists so will those who are not welcomed into it, its just a fact.
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>>28322601
Your DNA will be mixed with a fellow robots DNA so it won't be a clone
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>>28322804
then i guess you don't think any of your problems are genetic :)

>>28322837
how can you believe in a future that has invented human like cyborgs with real tissue but you can't believe that somebody will exploit autists into forfeiting their minds? at least the virtual reality shit makes some hollywood sense as a substitute for living your life peacefully.
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>>28322951
No, my problems are entirely caused by society. There are robots with genetic problems but I'm not one of them
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>>28322859
>robot dna
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>>28322971
everyone has those problems lol
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>>28323030
only a normalfag attempts to discredit someones argument using empty baseless claims followed by things like "lol" or "lmao"
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>>28323030
Lol who cares if I'm the third person in a line and you are number 100 , we are all stuck in a line. #so much wisdom # we are all humans
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>One day men like us will be happy

Until they're not anymore
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>>28323061
it was in response to an empty baseless claim followed by "im not like the other boys" so there you go.

>>28323072
what line are you talking about boi?
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>>28322564
>>28322616
There is no reason to believe that anything has free will. AI and human brains will be pragmatically the same.
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>>28323089
The line to the get a the get a girlfriend, a good job and friends and connections agency. There may be a hundred people line but they always get full after 20
I can come back tomorrow super early to get a better position but handsome and rich people can cut in to the front and there is always 30 of them. In al my years I have seen 4 robots get in total, I still best myself over not being one of them
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This thread makes me want to blow my brains out
Im sad now
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>>28323081
>implying team of SWATs would support this if they had their own waifus
>implying army of waifus across the world wouldn't be able to stop their own destruction

ok
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>>28323230
Don't worry anon, they are just around the corner.
First there will be Android girls
Then we will get quite close to real intelligence
Then we will be able to model her personality based on your waifu, this is the happiness line. From this point on every robot will be happy
Then its only time for her flesh to get soft and her body to be a replica of your waifu
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>>28323291
We can hope
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>>28323081
Massive male suicide ensues
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>>28323163
no reason not to believe anything has free will either.

computers and brains don't function anything like each other, and we aren't any closer to making AI human-like than we were 50 years ago. the idea so far has just been to write a ton of input-output algorithms and hope that someday we could figure out the actual learning/intuition part out.

>>28323170
thats the dumbest metaphor ive ever heard in my life
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>>28323368
The metaphor was pretty cut and dry but you wanted me to expand it.
It doesn't matter when lives last commodity (women) start to be massively manufactured.
I will still be a robot till the day I die but now I will have a life companion that will make Chad jealous
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>>28323368
>no reason not to believe anything has free will either.
This is categorically false if we are both talking about libertarian free will.

>computers and brains don't function anything like each other
Also wrong. Considering that nature created our brains and that the the world operates in a deterministic way it should be possible to simulate it 1 to 1.
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what day will that be senpai?
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>>28323413
no it was a terrible metaphor senpai. chad will fuck your companion and make you watch as he busts it up beyond repair. how would you be a robot if there was any other option?
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>>28323081

And just who will enforce anti-waifu laws if the majority of men are leaving biological women behind?
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>>28323446
>the world operates according to this basic high school explanation of an already reductionist philosophical scope.

completely pointless conversation. read a real book sometime. and as for free will, im talking about a sensation that maybe you have no control over, but i certainly do.
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>>28323454
Why would Chad even want to fuck my robot when he can buy his own for dirt cheap?
You should take it as a compliment really, MSN perfected computing, data storage and transmission and now we are perfecting you. This way we can make sure there will always be women in the world.
Of course olf 20 GB drives are useless and properly dispose and so will you be but that's a small price to pay.
You can go live in some HIV African tribe that refuses technology if you don't like it
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>>28323488
>im talking about a sensation that maybe you have no control over, but i certainly do.
Free will is not a sensation. So you are not even talking about free will.

>completely pointless conversation. read a real book sometime.
I am sorry to interrupt you here, but you haven't risen any point with this.
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>>28323518
because he is chad. he will get 80% of your robots CPU activity
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>>28323523
the point is that your philosophical argument has no bearing on the current reality of data science and AI. Anybody could just make something up because it sounds good.

>not even talk
not even a good response
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>>28323518
Don't respond to her. She is an angry roastie trying to talk down the possibility of robots making us robots happy.
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>>28323560
>robots happy
confirmed for failed normie. you could ask a hooker for the girlfriend experience today anyway.
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>>28323555
No your comment is absolutely incoherent and has no connection to my post. I made the case that deterministic phenomena can be simulated which is true.
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>>28323537
There will be more waifubots than men, you are just a mad piece of abandonware you know there is no reason for Chad to burst intk my house and rape my big and guess what if he did I would throw her in the trash and buy a new one
Hell with waifus unconditional love Chad won't bother to eat healthy or go outside even less buy an expensive car anymore
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>>28323583
>robots are seeking sex
Are you 12?
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>>28323591
and your claim has no connection to reality.
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>>28323614
>and your claim has no connection to reality.
This is yet another incoherent post. If my claim had no connection to reality than gravity simulations used by nasa to help them prepare TLI couldn't work. If my claim was't connected to reality than computers wouldn't work.

You are just posting opinions without making any sense.
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>>28323592
>you buy a new sex toy
>chad has already cum inside of it before you even unwrap it
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there must be thousands of lonely and horny betas/omegas out there pouring their efforts into making this dream a reality, we'll probably get there in our lifetimes
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>>28323672
>I know how gravity "simulations" work
what were you trying to say here? people hardly know anything about gravity or how it works, let alone a "simulation" which i'm guess you mean a model equation/algorithm? in that case sure your point makes as much sense as calling a map a separate universe.

and again computers don't work anything like brains.
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>>28323682
>go to my niece 11 birthday
>kid Chad already came in her before I could say hi
If you want I can name one of my ma.
I would sit her before fucking her and tell her there was a horribke previous version of her that was comlletrly useless but thsts fine now becuase it has been disposed ofny waifus with your name in your honor m'lady
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>>28323747
>and again computers don't work anything like brains.
I see now you mean this literally. In which case this is a strawmen.

>people hardly know anything about gravity or how it works
True but that doesn't change the fact that there are algorithms out there that can predict celestial movement into the future.
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>>28323783
you don't know what a strawman is? embarrassing.

>predict
to what degree though? and how is that enough for you to extrapolate a conclusion about how brains work? in any case it doesn't say anything about what is actually possible.
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This thread is fucking hilarious.
But seriously guys, I can't wait. I want an anime robot waifu.
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>>28323822
Anything that operates in a deterministic way can be simulated. This is the only reason why we can make predictions like how long a free fall from height X would take for example.

>to what degree though?
To a very large degree. Well at least for smaller time spans. It's more likely that error happen due to not considering all bodies in the system and not because we don't know how gravity works.

>in any case it doesn't say anything about what is actually possible.
Again the world seems to be mostly deterministic, which means that it can be predicted/simulated. This also applies to anything inside the world obviously.
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https://a.pomf.cat/zfynhu.mp4

one day, but not in our lifetimes.
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>>28323893
>he believes psychics will be real
you're not really making a point about anything that is currently possible, you're just rattling off dogmatic philosophical principles.

i don't even know what you mean by simulate at this point. a calculator is a simulation of the human brain too but you're not making love to it.
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>>28324074
>a calculator is a simulation of the human brain too but you're not making love to it.
This is categorically wrong, yet again.

>you're not really making a point about anything that is currently possible, you're just rattling off dogmatic philosophical principles.
No I am simple describing reality. Determinism literally means predictable by its definition.

You have yet to make a single rational rebuttal against what I said.
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you dumbfucks can't get it do you?

if you be happy, you can't be a robot, being a robot is not about being happy and it's not a pursuit of happiness, it's a state of being, it's the rejection of conformist laws of society.

You make me sick
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>>28322434
It won't be the same. In the back of our minds we will know: We still failed, We had to buy love, becuase we couldn't get it any other way.

We will always be failures and no ammount of technology will change that.
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>>28325130
>We will always be failures and no ammount of technology will change that.
Well it would ease our situation nonetheless.
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>>28323285


Exactly, lol it's not like women are good cops, or good at anything really.
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>>28325130


Spotted the roasties postie
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Thank you for this thread.

From time to time I forget why trusting and dating men is such a terrible idea, thanks for a reminder.
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>>28322695
babies don't turn upside down until like 7-8 months

Plus it makes for a more aesthetic picture
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>>28326202

>2000 + 16
>Literally no one cares
>Literally no reason for you to be alive
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>>28323699


Japan is our savior, like always.

**tinfoil
Why do you think everyone on normiebook keeps trying to make Japan look weird and uncool? They want you to stop focusing on who's really out there to save us all. Japan is already on track with their low birth rates, the men know they shouldn't be bringing more women into this world.
/tinfoil
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>>28326277


>Droblem?

yes, you spelled Problem wrong you fucking C U N T
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>>28322447
That's why I'd be using an artificial womb.
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