Tell me about that time you saw a family member's naughty bits.
>>28320900
>be night time
>grandparents are sleeping
>grandpa on couch
>grandma in bed
>check up on them both
>grandmas nightgown is riding up severely, shows bush
>check to see if the coast is clear
>jerk off wildly in her doorway staring at her junk
good times
>walk in mums room
>"wheres my tendies"
>mums hairy pussy
>>28320900
No, don't make me.
>tfw want to get gum from my sister's room
>crawl upstairs without making a sound because I thought being sneaky was fun
>enter room
>shes naked and just staring at a wall sitting on her bed
>lose all function for 3 seconds and stay frozen looking at her from the door
>she notices me and screams
>run back down stairs and hide in my closet
>>28321461
you fapped, right?
>a single time
Kek, richfags.
I regularly showered with my parents and got bathed with my sister and brother until I was around 7. Saved us water, time, and bathroom occupancy.
>>28321507
shes ugly
orignal
>>28320900
My dad used to take showers with me to save water when I was young...
>>28321546
>to save water
son, I've got some bad news
>>28320900
I have a twin sister and I'm a guy. We'd regularly be naked around each other until she started getting pubic hair. That was like at age 9. She started feeling embarrassed.
I don't find it weird but I don't like to talk about it obviously.
>>28320900
Fuck I really wish luanne was real so I could fuck her
>go upstairs
>open bedroom door
>see aunt in bra changing
>jack off to image every day
>tfw no gf
I don't even want sex at this point. Just someone to even say good morning to me once in a while. Jesus.
>have 15 at old sister
>housesitting while parents are out of the country
>want to wake her up because she is late for school
>she is sleeping completely naked with the blanket not really covering a whole lot
>contemplate about snatching a feel
>decide against it, take a picture with my phone and let her sleep in
>jerk off to said pic since 2 years
>>28320900
my family doesnt care about being seen naked when getting out the shower or getting dressed due to not being perma-insecure americucks
My dad is the oldest, so one of my aunts (younger wife of my youngest uncle) was 23 when I was 16
5'0", red hair, narrow waist, gigantic tits
Once when I was visiting I wanted a book from her bedroom. I knocked, heard 'come in' so I went in
She was wearing only panties and was pulling a bra from her dresser the most magnificent tits in history were right there
She squealed and covered up - she had said 'don't come in'
she said
>"I see you liked what you saw"
My boner was very obvious
She said
>"you should probably take care of that"
I went to the bathroom and came a gallon in 4 strokes
She still flashes her cleavage at me now, years later
>>28321634
Her voice actor is dead, you can't even fuck somebody who sounds like her
>be 8
>playing hide and seek with cousin
>hide underneath couch
>auntie walks over and stands in front of couch
>since I was small I couldn't see what she was doing
>so I crawl out and look up to see her changing
>seeing her naked upper half scared me and I went back underneath the couch
>she never knew I was underneath there because when she was done changing she started folding laundry
>I still think about it and it still scares me
this was just I taste of older woman in my life although not the last relative in my life
>seen plenty of female relatives naked
>had no sexual desire or sexual attraction for them because they're family
>don't even freak out when I do accidentally see them nude, just calmly look away or continue doing what I was planning doing
>walked in on my mom naked a dozen or so times
>about three times walked in mom and step dad doing you-know-what
>my older brother used to flash his dick at me, once when I was 8 he chased me around with it and started flopping it in my face
no wonder I'm so weird
>>28321718
this, showering together is seen as a time to be comfy and relax here. I do it regularly with my brother/sisters
>>28321728
Poor doomed Brittany
She was so funny
>>28320900
>earliest memories from being a baby
>remember seeing my mother's friends daughter naked when we're both babies
>remember seeing the vagina and me having a penis
>get this weird idea that the vag is just an inverted penis and the penis pokes out the butthole
Seems like a stupid little kid trying to rationalize what he sees but the god damn weirdest thing is I remember it happen to me. My penis going invert and having a vagina then going back later
What the fuck happen to me as a baby
>>28321652
good morning, anon!
i lost the thread when i was muted and searched through /r9k/ so i could find it again and tell you hello.
>>28321718
>>28321760
feels bad to be an amerifat sometimes
anyway if you want a kek/cringe I read on /adv/ about some weeb girl (I think she was Brit actually) with a Japanese bf who was posting about how she felt insecure that he showered with his sister. Maybe I can find the thread
>lose phone in the wilderness
>sister gives me old phone
>nude vids and pics all over the place on phone she gives me
and i've never treated her the same since. just awkward as hell
I went to my uncle's place last thanksgiving and after dinner my cousins and I were sitting around drinking and smoking cuban cigars. One of my cousins is my age, female, and pretty attractive actually.
She was sitting across from me and I guess she forgot she wasn't wearing any panties.
I use to peep on my sister and cousin in the bathroom.
>>28321863
>Memories as a baby
You've got implanted memories, boyo
My sister pulls down her pants before she even opens the toilet door for some reason so I always see her butt if I'm near, and sometimes I can catch her undressing/dressing for the shower. But shes 9 or 10 I think so its gross
>>28321032
wtf, literally anyone else in the world would be traumatized. I think you're lying.
>>28321628
yes... continue
orignzl
>>28321546
dude, same here. well that's what he told me...
it's kind of weird actually. like he didn't molest me or anything, it's just odd he'd want me to do that. we were poor by no means. it creeps me out thinking back to it.
>>28323657
>But shes 9 or 10 I think so its gross
>>28323734
I don't think he's lying, grandma's can be pretty hot.
>>28323776
Sometimes I pull down her pants and play with her, just for the laughs haha its gross
>>28321721
you should have responded
>maybe you should help me take care of it
also, you're a beta fag for not fucking her when she keeps flirting with you now.
>>28321755
probably the only real, most rational response in the thread.
>>28322887
sucks dude. sorry you had to experience that.
>>28323806
not really. I doubt she's nina hartley-tier.
>>28322782
:) thanks anon. (this is filler because the stupid antispam shit won't just let me post the heart)
>>28320900
A month or two ago.
TWICE
IN A ROW
>move out with parents
>earlier we didn't have to and couldn't even lock the bathroom doors
>now we have toilet separated from bathroom, and it's hard to see if someone's there cause earlier we would just see light coming through this kind of mosaic covered with some red cloth or courtain
>some late evening
>done with own
>head to the toilet
>door is unlocked and I stumble onto my mother
>nope out
>then immidietly head out to the bathroom to take a shower instead (and piss, cause why not do that whilist showering), double profit
>stumble onto my father just standing naked in front of the door
>nope out
>heart attack
>now undead
>>28326240
*>done with own supper
>>28320900
>burst into brother's room
>he's naked
First and only time I've seen a guy's dick irl, and that was like 10 years ago.
>>28320900
When I was 9 or 10 I asked my mom if I could see her tiddies and she said yes
now I have oedipus complex but I don't know if it's because of that
>late at night gaming session
>going downstairs to get a refill of cola
>see bathroom door open and lights on
>think someone just forgot the door open and lights on
>about to shut the lights and close the door, and then I saw her:
>my sister completely nekkid, fresh from the shower, drying her hair
>water is dropping from her long blond hair
>drops of water sliding on her breasts, butt, and thighs
>her wet body is glimmering under the bathroom lights
>she's humming some tune with her eyes closed, she doesn't notice me
>I'm completely frozen for 5-10 seconds, but it felt like an eternity
>shake it off, go to kitchen, get my refill
>sneak back to upstairs
>fap furiously and feel the most obscure feels
Probably one of my top 5 moments in my life. It was the first and only time I have ever seen a real life naked woman, or at least the only time when I was old enough to appreciate the sight of one. These are the kind of forbidden feels that should remain unfelt. I hope I will get a gf someday so that I can see that sight every single day.
I shared a room with my brother when I was younger, you get used to it.
Other than that my cousin once asked me to flash him and he flashed me back.
And my mother and step dad have both caught my masturbating.
Mom is kind of a loser nerd, and spends a lot of time playing video games and watching shows and kind of being a slob. So she'll sit on the couch naked or in just a t shirt or just pajama bottoms, leading to situations where I'll end up seeing her tits or pussy.
>>28321721
Pics. Now.o R I G I N a l
>>28326534
Should have fucked her tbqh familia.
>cousin taking shit
>sunday, everyone is getting ready for church
>7-8 me
>open door to get tie
>see her buttnaked in the shower
>stand there and stare
>she yells at me to GTFO
I'd so fuck my cousin
>>28326534
AUTISM
UNDERRATED
THAT'S
INCESTUAL
SHIT (you)
MONSTER
>>28327840
>cousin taking shit
>see cousin in shower
>>28327854
She was taking a shower after dropping a deuce friend
I don't think she wants to shower and then take a poo
>be 5
>invite cousin to play
>she's 5 too
>get in my new camping tent
>tell her to get naked
>were both naked
>poke her belly with my pecker cause idk how to sex
>tfw only time a girl has ever felt my penis.
Wow
About 10 years ago i wanked to pictures of my mothers breasts that i found on her phone then 8 years ago i wanked a picture of her breastfeeding me as a baby
How fucked am i
>staying over uncles place hanging out with my older cousin (16 at that time and she was 20)
>uncle and aunt are out for an event with me dad so they just stuck us at uncles place because they're more wealthy and have a pool and shit to keep us entertained
>cousins pretty tomboyish and cute with E cup tits
>she decides to go to the pool and i'm just hanging out about the side reading because ashamed of my body
>she dives in one time and the splash of the pool hit me causing me to look
>notice her bikini floating away from her a bit
>she doesn't notice at first until i'm just blatently staring at her tits through the water
>she panics and tries to cover herself up telling me to stop looking
>reply awkwardly "c'mon we're related and you're seeing someone, its not like anythings weird going to happen" while focusing away a bit
>she replies and is a bit more lax about it "yeah I guess, its still weird people seeing"
>she gets out of the pool her tits still showing before grabbing her bikini piece and tying it back up
>says she's had enough of the pool for now and throws on a buttoned shirt
>4 years later its an awkward but funny memory between us
I hadn't had a larger urge to fuck my cousin since then
>>28327832
I probably would if given a chance, but she's a normie and would never want to be with me.
>>28327850
Fuck off normie.
