What is your occupation, wagebros?
>>28320581
I'm a state at home son.
A very demanding job but I just love it
Physics teacher at a high school.
I hate teenagers.
Managing one aspect of a warehouse at a relatively high end online clothing retailer. Everyone in the warehouse is a nigger or spic that I cannot hold a decent conversation with though they're all nice people, while I feel infinitely inferior to everyone in the office portion of the building, quite a lot of white qt3.14s though.
I cannot talk to anyone here.
>>28320723
Have you fucked any qts yet?
>>28320581
I'll work in a helpdesk support position soon.
im a nurse
>>28320581
ballistic missile command and control systems engineer (specializing in guidance and avoidance).
used to do consumer electronics, power engineering, and industrial IT before getting into systems engineering.
>>28320807
No, most of the girls I deal with are intolerable little cunts.
There's are a few gems though. This one girl seems to have taken a liking to me and she's always hanging around with me at lunch and after school, she's a sweet kid and doesn't cause me trouble. I wouldn't touch her though, I enjoy her company though.
I just started a job writing reports for a forensic psychiatry practice run by my psychiatrist.
Pay's good, not too ridiculously stressful, really interesting work, and drug reps usually buy lunch. Only downside is I can't talk about the stuff I get to read about because that'd be illegal and we could get sued.
>>28320581
NEET
I tried the working life. It was horrible. I quit voluntarily, without regard to how future events (esp. vis a vis my family) would play out
I would actually go back, but under very specific conditions - minimum $35/hour, working indoors somewhere that has A/C, seated at a computer, preferably in an office tower away from the plebs and assorted trash of the street, 10am-4pm (9am-5pm is too fucking harsh, I speak from experience), and I get my own cubicle.
I won't settle for anything less. Of course, I'm not willing to go to school, compete, or accumulate the experience for such a job.
So comfort zone it is then
>>28320581
Lineman at a printing company(not gonna mention which one)
I make $11/hr standing around 70% of the day most of the time
today I think I only did about 1 hour of actual work out of an 8 hour shift.
Sometimes when there's a lot of orders it can get tedious though, but nothing too stressful. My biggest complaint is we can't listen to music, so 99% of the time all i hear is the whining sounds of the machines running and it's pretty annoying.
Security guard.
I take three hour long walks around the complex every night. In-between that I read and play games. It's a nice job and it gets me out of the house.
>>28320581
I work at a movie theater.
This schedule is inimical to acquiring a social life.
I'm a writer. It's like getting praised for being a creative NEET, but still being a NEET with an income.
>>28320581
Cashier at Office Depot, $8 an hour. It's pretty great desu since it's not a big store, so on slow days I spend more time just waiting for customers than actually checking out customers, so I just browse r9k on my phone.
>>28321131
Dude, do you get state money or parents'?
>>28320890
do you like that job? I want to be a nurse too
Two jobs. Server in a restaurant and management in a drug store. Pays the bills but I work nearly every day.
23 yr old mcdonalds burger flipper
Posting from here
Videographer.
I do both freelance and work pretty regularly for a small production company.
It's good money to fuck around with as a college student.
produce clerk at an organic grocery/deli. it's very comfy and i can listen to my music.
>>28321336
sounds pretty nice, but where are you that only has an $8 an hour minimum wage? It's $9.35 where I'm at.
Software dev and it seems like there's a lot of us here
>>28321468
>sounds pretty nice, but where are you that only has an $8 an hour minimum wage? It's $9.35 where I'm at.
I live in Texas, minimum wage is $7.50, I have worked since October and I received only last week a 50 cent raise.
I make sure the kids at the adolescent rehab center are not doing drugs or fucking each other. They are incredibly resourceful at doing both, unfortunately.
Crew member at a sub shop.
I'm a prostitute. Have been since my parents kicked me out for being gay. It's a tough situation because any legitimate job I could get wouldn't pay enough to live on. So I have sex with old gay men.
I work with DD kids. It's cake.
>>28321515
why do you paste sexy animu woman if ur gay i dunno man i guess it seems legit
>>28321515
can I see your butt qt
>>28320581
I got a good job, at the dollar store.Cause I've seen better days.
I work online for an esports company and get paid above the average salary in the UK. It's 6am and I'm about to go to sleep. I'm not sure if life gets better than this.
bookstore receiving
starting part-time at a record store later this summer, really looking forward to that
>>28321550
I like cute things, and anime girls are cute.
>>28321561
Sorry, I don't post my body for free. It's all I have.
>>28321491
that kinda sucks, is living there cheaper than the northwest?
>>28321494
kek
>>28321515
Imao fag
>>28321491
Get the fuck out of Texas, dude.
Minimum wage here in Cal was 7.25 when I got my first job in 2003.
It's going to go up every year here until 2022 when it tops out like at 15$, I think.
>>28321645
Got anything to add, or did you just want to point out that the guy who takes cock in the ass is gay? Cuz that's kind of obvious.
>>28320581
Computer repair technician, and I haven't even finished high school. All I do is fix people's shitty computers for money to buy more computer hardware for myself.
>>28321600
>>28321653
Lol I don't need to leave Texas, it's super cheap to live here compared to California and New York, etc, plus there is tons of growth, lots of new and rich neighborhoods all around me, though I live in one of the older and less rich ones. Minimum wage here is low because nobody needs $15 an hour here.
Eym a manager for this faggot IT place for web development and graphic design for 16 an hour.
Do college for Network security so it's a pretty good internshit
Peace corps volunteer. Technically no salary, seeing as I get the equivalent of $10/day
>>28321475
>Software dev and it
what language?
junior/senior?
>>28321914
english
neither, already graduated
>>28321267
Dude. Please respond
How did you find the job opening? And what was your previous work history like? Is it an apartment complex or what?
Plz family, I am trying to get a night security job
>>28321310
What kind of writer and how do you get paid?
>>28321923
You gotta be pretty intimidating looking, can't be a skinny lanky dude. Being big and black is a big plus, but if you're white you can always shave your head and grow a goatee, that can work too.
>>28320938
Just be nice to her and fuck her a few years down the line when she's legal
Sonic Carhop here. I swear people seem to lose half their IQ the second they try to read a menu
>>28321923
Heard about it from a friend. Put in my application. I didn't know what positions were actually available, only that there was a position available. I had one year at McDonald's before this. It's agenetic research center
>>28320723
>>28320938
My physics teacher I had last year was legit a great guy, he wasn't the best at physics, but when you had the feels he was the guy to go to. He's more of a father than a teacher, desu. Coach P is the greatest.
Funeral director, with focus primarily on at-need arrangements and service. Licensed to work as embalmer as well but don't do it often.
>>28321687
How much do you usually get paid and where do you find clientele?
>>28321921
If you're serious youre a fucking retard hahahahaha
>>28321951
Is that true? Skinny guys cant get overnight security jobs?
>>28320581
Murse.
I work at a fast food place, mostly sweep the floors and mop and do the register for minimum wage. 4 hours a day, 6 days a week. Bredy gud for no expenses whatsoever
I think I might make it big soon though, my cousin works for a very famous company that plans to go public in a few years, and gave me a (very small) part of his ownership, which isnt insignificant (my whole family is intelligent and rich as fuck desu)
but he said they will be having an ipo in 2-3 years
>>28321766
that's pretty cool, I've always wanted to live in TX, living in OR is expensive as fuck.
>>28321990
That's so sweet senpai oh my god
I really hope I can find one. Haven't been employed for almost a year though.
>>28322073
Not true at all. Most security guards are fat oafs or women who are less intimidating than a puppy.
As a security guard your job is to call the cops when something goes wrong. That's about it.
general manager at a pizza place. it's awful but i'm friends with some of the people there, which makes it ok.
>>28322087
Why the fuck would your cousin give you part ownership? Did you go through the legal channels and all that?
>>28322037
>How much do you usually get paid
Depends on what I do. I take pretty good care of myself so I can still charge a decent amount. $150 for oral, $250 if you want to fuck me in the ass. I don't swallow or go bareback, though. I do also have a longtime client who wanted a more "intimate" relationship with me, so once he brought me proof he didn't have anything I could catch, we started a side thing. I get paid to keep him company for a whole night, basically. He gets to do me bareback because I know he's clean. There are also gifts every so often, but those aren't a requirement. He just likes giving me things. Sort of a boyfriend experience, I guess. The money could be worse.
>where do you find clientele?
When I started there was a lot of standing on street corners in slutty outfits. The internet makes it a lot easier, though. There are websites I'm not going to name where I have profiles up.
>>28321914
javascript
mid level
>>28322137
Hmmmm. Could I ask your age (approx)? Also it sounds like you live in a major city right? USA?Sounds like a decent gig senpai
>>28322137
>There are websites I'm not going to name where I have profiles up.
Are the websites so bad you won't even name them on 4chan? Damn dude.
Also, do you require the clean proof every night, since they could easily acquire something if proof isn't updated enough, right? And what about guys who only want a one night thing, how do you avoid getting STI's and AIDS and shit from them? At least you can't get pregnant tho.
Right now I'm working for an AR (augmented reality) startup. We've gotten our fair share of press, mostly as being a potential Oculus competitior (although they are VR).
Our shit is MUCH more impressive than the Rift though.
>>28322073
Complete bullshit.
I worked as a security guard through university, and most of the industry shifted towards customer-service based. Ie, your social skills, your diplomacy, your ability to resolve conflicts calmly and get people to do what you want through words and non-physical means. There's still a niche for big bad dudes (esp. as personal body guards and event security), but that's the trend mang
Anyone will tell you, any serious crimes or intrusions means the security guard calls the cops immediately. You almost never see one guy dealing with shit. Even petty shoplifting, our mall had like 4-5 guards on the perp immediately.
Before I worked condos (a dream, just staying up at night in the lobby and occasionally patrolling the empty corridors, but not as good as the fag on cameras), I had 60-year old paki females and 300-lb totally out of shape nerds patrolling my mall. There's no size or physical strength requirements. Manlet, lanklet, if you're normie enough, you might be able to get a job as a security guard
>>28322219
did you get a shitton of equity for being a part of that
>>28322223
>if you're normie enough, you might be able to get a job as a security guard
Well, I guess nobody on r9k is getting a nighttime security job then.
Bank teller in a neighborhood with multiple old folks homes. Fuck, do I hate old people.
>>28320581
embedded systems engineering (i.e. circuit and software design for small self-contained systems), specifically for aircraft instrumentation systems.
>>28322170
I'll be 26 in a couple months. Been doing this almost 12 years now.
>Also it sounds like you live in a major city right?
Yeah, fairly big.
>USA?
No.
>Sounds like a decent gig senpai
It's a lot of work. Most guys want a cute, feminine boy to fuck. Being as old as I am, that means shaving and waxing, watching my diet very closely, exercising enough to stay tight and toned without building any real muscle, etc etc. I NEED to be cute because it's all I have, financially. I don't know what I'll do when I'm too old to live off this anymore. My only real hope is to find a wealthy older guy who's willing to provide for me once my looks start to fade.
>>28322197
It's not that they're bad, I just don't want to be found out.
>Also, do you require the clean proof every night, since they could easily acquire something if proof isn't updated enough, right?
It takes at least a week for results to come in, so that's not really feasible. He's an older guy and I'm the only one he's seeing so I don't worry about catching something off him. As for other guys, I use condoms. It's only my "sugar daddy" who gets to feel my bare skin on his cock.
>>28321515
do you enjoy the sex your pad for to have?
>>28320714
Good thing you didn't get a spelling job you nigger.
It security analyst here
>>28320581
I'm just a shitty YouTuber if you can even call that an occupation.
>>28322236
Yup, half a percent ownership. With our flagship product (basically magic) being what it is this is likely to be a large amount in the not so far future.
I put in over 60 hours a week, but it should pay off, especially if we get acquired by some bigger fish.
>>28322281
Not especially. Usually I just lie back, take it, and pretend I'm into it. Most of the guys aren't really that great looking or good at it or anything. That's why they're seeing me instead of dating or something. I've gotten attractive guys before who just don't want to deal with the shit, though. There was a guy late last year who gave it to me so good I just fell asleep after from cumming so hard.
>>28322270
why don't you get an actual career instead of (seemingly) living hand to mouth on a borderline dangerous, largely whimsical job selling your body for sex?
it sounds like you have 50/50 to end up dead in a ditch starving, homeless, and poor.
>>28322314
nice good luck
I work at McDonalds.
Today when I was at the gas station they told me they needed more people. Is working at gas stations better than fast food?
>>28322314
>our flagship product (basically magic)
D-don't tell me you work for Magic Leap anon, if you do I think you could be a millionaire for sure
>>28320581
I stock shelves at Walmart. Hate living.
>>28322270
>I just don't want to be found out.
I hope you don't mind, but does that website have straight female prostitues too? If they do I'll probably be interested in the website then, otherwise no. Also, is prostitution legal in your country? And I recommend you go to a community college and try to get something started, otherwise what >>28322326 is saying can become a reality.
>>28322326
I don't have the qualifications for anything. I was 14 when I was kicked out and I stopped going to school because it wasn't feasible anymore while trying to get enough money to eat that night, and I couldn't afford to pay the $50 they charged for each semester anyway. So basically I have a 9th grade education and I can't exactly go into an interview and tell them that I have eleven years of experience prostituting myself. That doesn't translate well to most other fields. Even if I find the time between the constant primping and the actual fucking to finish high school through a correspondence course or whatever, what then? I'm a high school graduate in his late 20s with no legitimate job experience or real skills that don't involve making men orgasm. Any job I could get wouldn't pay my bills.
>>28322396
There are plenty of sites with straight female prostitutes. Try poking around, Anon.
>Also, is prostitution legal in your country?
No, My local law enforcement mostly looks the other way because I keep out of trouble. I'm buying gym memberships and vegetables, not crack and liquor, so I get leeway.
>And I recommend you go to a community college and try to get something started
That's the thing. My only route is a correspondance course, and that's a month or so per course, maybe more. I need 22 credits just to finish high school. It's overwhelming.
>>28322436
By that are you implying you've ever had a run in with the cops?
>>28322464
Of course I've had run ins with them. They've just never arrested me. I get a "keep out of trouble" talk every couple months.
>>28322355
Yes, much better
>>28322436
It's going to be a tough road for you ahead, since you don't have much going for you besides prostitution, but you are a ticking timebomb, if you continue this you will end up dead pretty soon. You don't have a high school education and you aren't in US so I don't know if these will fully apply tto you but I'll give you the best advice I can here.
1. Get a GED, the equivalent of a high school diploma, for people who are too old to be in high school. I don't know how much these cost but I know they are not expensive. You mentioned correspondence courses, sure it could be overwhelming but the sooner you start the better, because if you start now you will be better off a couple years from now then if you didn't start this. It's ok if it takes 4-5 years to finish, its better than nothing, and you will know you will make progress.
>>28320581
I work at grocery store. Co-workers not to bad but the job is surprisingly demanding. It doesn't seem like it is but carrying stuff all day is tiring and I'm not out of shape or anything. Anybody else doing the grocery store thing?
>>28322436
has people ever beaten you up for being a fruit? Like, not while you were looking for a customer, but in the streets or a bar? Ever had any boyfriends?
>>28322549
>but you are a ticking timebomb, if you continue this you will end up dead pretty soon
That thought isn't horrible to me. I've had thoughts of suicide since before my parents never kicked me out. They come and go, but they've been really bad the last couple years. I've just been waiting on things to get bad enough for me to actually do it. I suppose when it all comes tumbling down, I'll end my life. I try not to think about it too much.
>>28322617
had any contact with your parents since they kicked you out all those years ago?
>>28320581
I'm an accountant, got into the the field because of supply and demand, stayed because the relatively secluded work environment enables me to be a complete shut in
>>28322610
>has people ever beaten you up for being a fruit? Like, not while you were looking for a customer, but in the streets or a bar?
I don't dress in a way that makes it obvious when I'm out, so no. As for bars, I only really go to gay bars. I'm not a big drinker because that gets pricey and I don't want a beer belly, but sometimes they're a good place to find customers.
>Ever had any boyfriends?
No. My job always comes up pretty quickly and I'm not going to lie about what I do to a potential romantic partner. It wouldn't be fair.
>>28322640
No. Not them or my siblings.
>>28322640
idk what anon's parents kicked him out for, but it wasn't as bad as being a gay prostitute probably, so I don't think they will help him in his current situation, because he "isn't working hard enough" to improve himself. I honestly do feel sympathy for him, and want to help him, but at least this makes me grateful for how great my life is. It's almost like he has nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to.
>>28322436
>Try poking around, Anon.
Like googling it, or going on Tor and finding it, or at a bar? Craigslist is the only website I know but I'm sure there are better ones out there.
>>28322705
Try backpage. It's a pretty well-known one that has escort listings and stuff.
Dat EMT life. Shit pay and long hours.
>>28322436
>I can't exactly go into an interview and tell them that I have eleven years of experience prostituting myself.
you can't work a warehouse job or move furniture or do custodial work? you seem physically healthy enough to do that.
>>28322771
I'm healthy, but I don't have the right build for that. They would want someone strong and muscular. My whole lifestyle is based around keeping myself small and frail-looking because that's what a lot of guys like. I'm in decent shape but I'm not built for that kind of work. Unless I was the only one applying for a job like that, they probably wouldn't take me. And custodial work wouldn't pay the bills.
It pays about $11 an hour or so where I am, mopping floors. $88 a day assuming I'm working full-time. I would earn almost twice that by giving one guy head, and that takes me about ten minutes max. Five if it's been a while for him.
>>28322835
At least do a real job part time, so that you have some job xp or something to put on a resume, otherwise employers will worry about your lack of previous jobs and wonder what you did the past 12 years.
CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENT FOR CELLPHONE COMPANY
JEW'ED ALL OVER BOIS
Town planner here. Work in a comfy government building protected from the public by call centres and get unlimited free coffee and short work days. Pay isn't exuberant but well above average so I'm comfortable. Also plenty of opportunities to BTFO of normies.
>>28322868
That isn't really worth it either, though. I can get experience, but that's costing money I could be putting away to provide for myself if things fall apart, and on its own isn't that useful in my situation. The key problem I have is that I have to choose between providing for myself, and improving myself enough that I don't need to provide for myself this way anymore. I can't work part-time, get my high school education, make money, and keep myself at the level of attractiveness I need to be at. It's not really feasible for me. I'm already barely sleeping because I need to keep long hours in case I get a good call. I'd love to be in bed right now, but I'm expecting a regular pretty much any time.
I used to be a pro photographer but the magazine I worked for went under and I'm not confident enough in my work to market myself.
After that I did all of the marketing and office stuff for an aftermarket auto parts shop, but my depression caught up with me and I got fired after not showing up for a week. I'm currently a NEET.
>>28322835
>I'm healthy, but I don't have the right build for that. They would want someone strong and muscular.
lolno
they want someone that can show up on time not drunk and will work the day. you'll get muscles for it overtime and anything heavier than you can safely carry (about a quarter your body weight usually) you should use a tool like a dolly or forktruck or something.
stop making excuses.
you either don't want to put in the effort to do an unskilled labor job that you qualify for, or you just don't care enough to improve yourself to the point where you aren't depending on a shitty prostitution lifestyle that you yourself admit may wind up killing you when you're too old or get a bad client.
>>28322970
>not confident enough
why though?
did you like your job then?
a professional alcohol
>>28322975
Anyone can show up on time sober. I'm a liability in that kind of work. Plus it has the same problem as mopping floors; I cannot live on that wage. I don't spend a lot of money. This computer is ancient. I don't buy movies or games or porn or books. I only own a tv because it was already here when I moved in. Gyms aren't free. Good food to keep me in shape so I can earn is not free. None of what I need to not end up on the fucking streets is free. I have money saved up in case of an emergency, and I don't want to dip into that on a fucking lark. And you know what? I want to fucking die anyway. I've spent half my fucking life wishing I was fucking dead. The only thing keeping me going is the fear that maybe there is something after I die and I'm going to burn if I end myself. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go put on my nice tight shorts and a top that shows off my stomach, and then I'm going to let a man fuck me in the ass and I might even cum all over his stomach.
>>28323024
>mfw drunk right now
>reading this reminds me how bad I'm getting
>>28321131
Wow. You're literally one of those cunts who thinks that they're above any kind of menial labour while they parasite off their parents or the state.
You are literally everything that is wrong with modern society. You will never ever obtain that comfy job, because you are a useless piece of shit.
Kill yourself, you entitled piece of shit.
>>28322958do you have a full head of hair
>>28323085
Not that anon, but he doesn't owe anybody anything. On the other hand, because he was involuntarily brought into the world, the world DOES owe him what it takes to sustain what it burdened him with in the first place.
>>28321687
double faggot
>>28323020
You have to be super confident and talk yourself up like crazy to make it in photography, and it involves dealing with countless rejections and still sending out a million offers and advertising.
So pretty much like dating.
I have pretty severe anxiety problems and even though I know I'm better than a lot of the fucks that are getting work by bullshitting their way into it, I feel like I'll fuck up in one way or another if I actually get a gig.
>tfw searching for first real job after graduating
I just want something that won't make me want to kill myself and will allow me to afford an apartment in a not-shit part of town where I can enjoy my autistic hobbies in peace. I don't think I'm asking for too much but apparently I'm wrong.
>>28323380
wouldn't there be a way for you to mostly just show samples of your work rather than actively talk about your work?
I mean if I wanted a photographer, I would be judging them on what they can actually do and back up, rather than what the can talk themselves up about.
Cinema dude.
>most of my co-workers are lazy teenage autists
>regularly go off their departments to chat to their equally annoying friends
>stuck alone serving huge fucking lines of customers
>1 in about 10 is worth talking to
>work is easy, hours are okay
>co-workers make it extremely hard to get through the day
It used to be everyone was cool, and it was a really good place to work. It's fucking nosedived recently.
high school history teacher
sometimes i also teach geographyredpill kids everyday
>>28320581
Engineer at a water company. Not where I thought I'd end up, but it's surprisingly interesting and rewarding, so I'm gonna stick with it for a few years until they want me to move into management or some sort of leadership role.
>>28322724
i herd over /k/ and /pol/ that you emt's will be given guns. so you can defend yourselves when your in da ghetto.
I work at a local soup kitchen.
Its comfy as fuck and the people are all really nice
Its better than being NEET for sure
oh man. this is so sad. im 35 and i work in retail. what ive managed to do is literally incredible. ive gone from minimum wage job to minimum wage job, for the last 16 years. never once have i been promoted or given a raise. ive worked at almost every shitty chain store that exists. the pattern is always the same: i last about 5 or 6 months, then i get too depressed to get out of bed , so i quit or get fired for not showing up. i just give up after 5 or 6 months and realize i cant take this shit anymore. then eventually i have to get another job. I repeat the same cycle over and over again. its amazing i havent killed myself yet.
Cashier at an overpriced grocery store, though sometimes I wash the produce trays, clean the store, or work the meat counter. Just found out they're closing my store in 2 weeks though, so I'll have to find a new job )^:
>>28323444
Not really, sadly. The other thing is that pretty much anybody can take a few spectacular photos, but what matters professionally is consistency, which is why you see so many clusterfucks with wedding photogs and shit these days. Anybody can bullshit and claim that they produce that quality every time.
Getting work requires constant networking and pushing for gigs, and unfortunately I'm a robot, which means that soliciting work is like playing emotional russian roulette for me, and I can't help but compare myself to the best of pros when trying to get high-tier work. (I'm kind of stuck in this middle ground between the amateur posers and the true seasoned pros.)
Professional Boxer
I deliver pizza, work nights so i can still sleep all day and all i do is drive around listen to music and knock on some doors, i also carry a gun so thats a plus, i make awesome money too for the little amount of actual work i do....
>>28323646
You should have seeked help way sooner. Do it now and find something you want to do that you might like and has at least a career path. Invest on yourself and keep growing as a person, make yourself more valuable. Don't end up like my dad. You're 35 so you're late, but not THAT late. You can still have a decent life but you have to start now.
>>28323646
Yeah wow what have you been doing for 16 years? How have you not killed yourself yet? I know I would be seriously considering it if I were you.
>>28323646
I'm mostly amazed that you can keep getting jobs. I can't even get retail shit despite having had a few long-term jobs in real fields that I then lost for similar reasons.
I'm a part time evening janitor for a private Lutheran school that goes up to 8th grade.
The pay is shit but I can leave when I want and listen to music.
And I'm usually left alone.
I also live in my grandmas attic.
I'm 24.
FUCKING KILL ME
>>28322300
>It security analyst
aka sits on his ass watching monitors and wireshark pcaps. Shitty hours and no hope for advancement other than maybe an engineering gig working on Envision or Splunk.
>>28320581
Front desk in a hotel
Its so draining having to pretend to be nice to people all dayBut $13/hr starting wage is 2gud
>>28323646
how do you find other jobs?
I'm trying to quit mine but interviews are hard as fuck
Self-employed master race reporting in.
When you earn this much, life is a barrel of laffs.
>>28321131
Well, you need to lower your standard, because such a bigheaded fool such as you is not worth that.
Cashier at slaveway
Pay is shit and the customers are insufferable and my store is closing.
But I'm good at it kinda and I get good hours.
Library assistant, basically a slave that does all the lifting
>>28324061
p-pls
what do you do
>>28324061
Areyou the guy who sells hoodies?
Virtual assistant - not really a full time job, in fact I work 2-4 hours daily, but the pay is nice (equivalent of 4$/hour, I'm not an americuck), for what it is, and I think of keeping the job until I manage to get to the uni.
Cashier at a baseball stadium. Part time. At 29 years old, I'm starting to realize I probably will never have a solid career.
Programmer/analyst I work from home.
Pretty neat.
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>>28325452
>Anal yst
I see the boipussy serves well
I'm in the military.
Originally a comment.
Used car salesman. The pay is great if you know how to bullshit.
Banker.
Well, sort of. Job is all data analysis in the FX and IRM world. All back office wankery, no contact with customers or anything.
Analysing spreadsheets and sending emails to harass people to fill in spreadsheets, basically.
Started working retail a few days ago.
Thank god this job is temporary.
small business owner, retail.
Shift supervisor at a pharmacy
>recommend a classmate from school for a pharm tech opening
>they're shit-tier and quit after a couple months because they can't handle the bantz
>manager tells me to fill in their position until the next one is ready to start working with us
I didn't ask for this but I'm just rolling with it for now, it's partially my fault for getting the other one hired anyway
>>28320581
Business Owner/Game Designer.
Its a cool gig and I love the work and money I earn, but these hours are fucking brutal. And yet, thats mainly due to the fact I'm not as experienced as I'd like to be in programming. I've been thinking about taking a year off because I can afford to to attend college to try my hand at getting better, but I also want to accumulate as much money as I can and as soon as I can to buy this dream house I have my eyes set on. I'd hire on another programmer but then I'd feel like I'd get lazier with programming.
>>28320581
Network admin
Salarybro here.
Federal technology consultant.
Lots of comfy work-from-home days.
>>28321131
You and me brother, we know how it is
>>28323085
>>28324066
The world is shit
It's not my fault
And it's not my job to fix it
fags
