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>one chance at life >have a 9cm penis JUST
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>one chance at life
>have a 9cm penis

JUST
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>>28320403
>penis

that's a mole rat peeking out of it's fat pad of a home OP
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>>28320403
Lose weight
Shave body hair
Take care of your skin
Wear make up
Trap
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I've said it before, any size uncut dick is instantly superior to my cut one.
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>>28320403
That's not 9cm
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>>28320454
The jews may have cut your dick but YOU let them cut your pride
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at least you still have a foreskin
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>>28320493
smaller?

original comment
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>>28320495
Pride is illogical.
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>>28320511
Looks around 12, i could be wrong.
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>>28320403
Willy wars time :))!!!!!
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Hnnnnng I love uncut, that looks tasty op.
Post one with cum plox.
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>>28320518
I'd love to be wrong and for it to be 12.
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>>28320554
Why don't you just measure it? Use a ruler or something.
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>>28320403
My penis is roughly 20cm, don't beat yourself down it isn't like it is the best thing in the world...just find a female with low self esteem, and they will settle for you.
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>>28320403

what's wrong with your sack? it looks bizarre
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>>28320519
Shit is that really you, thats even better looking!!!
We need more robot cock threads, why are these so rare to find, and so few post in them.
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>>28320601
He saved it from a thread last night. I know because I saved it then, too.
>We need more robot cock threads, why are these so rare to find, and so few post in them
All of this!
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>>28320403
Your penis looks fine, OP, don't fret.
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>>28320601
Because not everyone has a huge dick you fucking faggot.
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>>28320403
surgery can fix that

you just need the money now for the surgery
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>>28320651
I'll take average, even small ones!!!
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The thread calls me and I know what I must do
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>>28320694
Cut, but still yummy looking! Thank you robro!
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>>28320636
Thanks

>>28320667
I could get the money I've got money saved from working but surgery isn't safe.
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let me guess
>>28320519
7 inches
>>28320694
6 inches
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>>28320860
>>28320694
7"x6"

Hands and hips are huge so it throws it off.
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Heres mine. I get close to 6 inches.
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>all this cut dick
lol, gross
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>>28321041
Such is the life of a burger. It sucks senpai, fuck my parents.
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>>28320403
if you weren't so fucking fat then it wouldn't be that bad
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why the fuck do these dicks look so huge

>>28320971
i'm fucking 6 inches, not even bone pressed, and this looks like a giant compared to mine

no, i'm not mistaking cm for inches
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>>28320403
Well that's a confidence boost.

Thanks man.
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>>28320403
>dicklet robro seeks sympathy
>all these fucking assholes come out of the woodwork to e-brag their big dicks
EVERY GADDAM TIME
I hope you all become immortal and get chucked into a cold empty void of space. Fuck you guys. If for every dick pic posted on /r9k/ I had a million middle fingers to smash into your retarded faces it wouldn't equal one one billionth the amount of middle fingers I would need to express how much you niggers need to go get fucked.
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>>28321101
Perspective.

Take your picture with the tip near the lens.
Then place your hand near the bottom of the shaft so the brain naturally relates the hand to penis for scale.

I promise your penis will look larger.
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>>28321101
in fact, my dick looks more like OP's
>>28320403
i literally just remeasured because I got paranoid

6.1 inches. what the fuck
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>>28321055
Can't you restore that shit?
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>>28321101
Its all perspective anon. That pic makes it look huge.

Then this one looks kinda small. I believe I was almost just as hard in both cases.
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Can your penis grow past 18 I have hormonal imbalance I'm going to see a specialist about it tomorrow.
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>>28321196
I actually tried restoration for a year, but got very little out of it. It takes years to get a very noticeable difference. Doesn't help that my scar line is kinda fucked.
Now I'm at college in a dorm, where its a bit harder to pull off (no pun intended).

I've thought about doing it later in life. Idk honestly.
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>>28321211
don't count on it, dicklet
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>>28321125
This tbqh

originalerino commenterino
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>>28321041
To a Murican uncut looks gross, figured I'll say it since no one else will. And it's a benifit, not just hygienically , but guys tend to last not very long anyway, so having less nerves is a good thing, and with less skin there's more friction, so the chick will feel it more. So there.
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>>28321125
>>28321578
The underrated comments
neeto
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>>28321578
The fuck do I care about her? I want a normal, unmutilated dick.
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>>28321578
"Stockholm"

"Syndrome"
bloxcocks
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Mine's not small r-right?
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>>28321808
Seems quite thick and well proportioned. Nice head on it, looks healthy.

7/10
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>>28321808
Not at all, looks great. Hairy too, which is a plus for me. Would love to suck it.
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>>28322003
>that
>hairy
wew lad, thats like freshman year fuzz
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>>28321578
Pls no lies. Feeling zero pleasure during sex apart from orgasm is not a benefit. Studies also show that you will feel less and less as time goes on. Yes you don't get smegma or start smelling but you're also as dry as the desert (and ugly). The friction part is not a good thing either. All that friction and you not supplying much lubricant naturally will make it rather painful for her after a short while unless you're using lots of lube.
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>>28321578
>the most sensitive part of his dick was removed by da j00s

RIP
>the glory of frenulum stimulation
>lower chance of infection because your glans isn't exposed
>no disgusting keratinization of the glans from rubbing on cloth 24/7

>this level of coping
wew
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>>28322119
forgot
>foreskin keeping female cum inside the pussy for optimal lubrication

I'm sorry bro[\spoiler]
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>>28322068
Well, considering how many people shave, thats hairier than most I see online.
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>>28321808
Right. pls let suck
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>>28321808
>cat penis

Is it true that nordic males all have this?
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>>28320403
>OP thinks he has it harsh
12 cm fully-erected SIDE-BENT dick reporting in. I basically can't fuck even if I had the chance.
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>>28321808
>helmet barnacles
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bumb 4 mores
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Dick is dick op, sluts no this and to fuel their shitty sex driven lives, they don't really care. Just like us guts consider pussy us pussy and will fuck anything. Women are no different.
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>>28323206
Its like 7.6,and if I shave pubes it gets really close to 8.
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>>28322492
You can't beat me: side-bent, short, thin with fimosis man, now tell me i'm not fucked!
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>>28323206
>juts bee urself
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>>28323206
Post more to make the white bois feel inferior.
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