Posting an update guys. I went and saw a doctor for a medical certificate for an extension of an assignment at uni.
But now I am worried what she wrote down won't be enough to get 3 days granted.
Also the fucking cunt said I can't get the certificate unless I go to a psychologist at their medial practise next week.
I fake depression and she fucking thinks I am gonna kill myself FUCKING GOD DAMMIT
Opinions on what she said in the Medical Certificate?
Mr Anon anon BOB anon saw me for the first time today and states he has been suffering from Depression. I have altered his medication and treatment plan for Depression and has organised for him to see a psychologist on the 16/5/2016. I have asked him to see me for a follow up next week to see how he responds to medication change.
I understand he has an assignment due today and he is requesting to have an extension for the due date in the circumstance of suffering from Depression.
Please give opinions
Just see what happens bro and remember, its a fucking assignment. Fuck it in its ass man. We're with you right there, fucking your assignment in its ass and that nasty bitch teacher.
if the doc put that part at the end I think the teacher would understand. was it a big assignment?
>>28319803
yeah it was big and veiny and pulsating
>>28319814
4 uhehe
>>28319803
Worth 50% of my grade for the semester. So very big.
I am worried the doctor was no specific enough in the wording. For exmaple
>He states he has been suffering from depression
When she should have said that SHE says I am suffering from depression.
The way she wrote it makes it sound as if I am the only one claiming I suffer from depression. Maybe my act was not good enough and shes just fucking with me by making me see a psychologist?
What's wrong with that note? Give it to your professor and say you need some extra time. Say you'll hand in your assignment before Saturday
>>28319854
I asked for 3 days but my uni is very anal about this kind of shit.
>>28319851
>The way she wrote it makes it sound as if I am the only one claiming I suffer from depression.
Do people generally go through the effort of getting evaluated by a psych for an extensions? Your professor won't think anything of it
>>28319902
I'm not sure, i thought normies make you go through this shit.
Secondly, how long do I have to go to that fucking psych before i stop turning up?
>>28319924
nigga they gonna commit you to a ward if you play with them. they'll probably put you on meds and monitor your compliance.
>>28320062
When can I stop going then? What the fuck should I say when I turn up? If itell them i lied then they will for sure lock me up. Normies would only believe a truly crazy person would lie about what i lied about.
I told them I had a fight with my parents and they both disowned me which left me wanting to kill myself and staying in my room for a week.
I also fucked up and exaggerated about my sleep patterns a bit much. I told her I believe I am a narcoleptic sufferer in order to try and get a modafinil script. I just listed everything to do with narcoleptic and tried to look as tired as possible.
Unfortunately she must think I am a few bad events from killing myself, i dunno. Fuck man, I am starting a big chain of lies with nothing to get out of it!
>>28320157
You didn't lie bro. You're here on r9k and r9k dubtrack. Tell them the truth about how you feel. Spill your insecurities. Just dont mention self harm or suicide.
>>28320157
oh wait just read your whole post. yeah you kinda fugged up mentioning suicide, but try not to bring it up too much
Life is suffering man
I just want to graduate on time
Bumping with my pupper.
Always looks sad
What uni you at OP
I had something very similar happen
The way I got out of it was by saying I just lost my virginity and that I was feeling great
>>28320993
A shit one in Australia
