>say "hey there"
>she says "I'm good"
>closes her eyes when she gives me my receipt
Did I just make a girl drop spaghetti ?
It's possible.
But it's also possible that you're just that disgusting.
>>28317202
Forgot to ask you todump comic
>>28317202
>Hey there
Nah bro, just say hello next time, it works better.
>>28317238
Anonymous, I... You bully me so good, how can I ever leave you?
>>28317257
Just have the one, soz.
>>28317202
>going to reach building door
>woman reaches before me from ther other side
>she opens the door and holds it for me
>i smile and get out
>as the door closes i hear the woman thank me
women drop spaghetti constantly, people just dont nottice as much
>Movie attendant sees me playing on kids arcade
>Keeps staring at me
>Look at her while riding moterbike simulator
>She looks down
>Starts sweeping the same place
Wish she would hop on and we could ride into the night together <3
>>28317362
also Igo to the movies every Tuesday by myself ($5 Tuesdays)
Shesees me go by myself so she probably knows I'm as lonely as her
>>28317362
>>28317384
this is sad and I shouldn't laugh, but I couldn't help it
women are never lonely, silly
I pretended like she didn't say anything erroneous!
>>28317415
>>28317384
yeah, you are both thinking with your dick and deluding yourself into thinking there is a single girl out there like you
>>28317415
>>28317479
That may be true
I've always thought she was recording me for her instagoyim followers
"Loser guy always here, what a fagg, I bet he still lives with his mother #FiveDollarTuesdayCheapsie #ChadSaveMe #BetaTour #iHateMyJob"
>>28317510
meh there was this subway sandwich artist that knew my sandwich from memory and i didnt even had to tell her how to make it, she smiled me and greeted me asking if i wanted the usual.
I always left a tip, which nobody does, she left and was replaced by a fat ugly bitch. I wish she didnt, i miss giving her money
>>28317556
>i miss giving her money
Oh, no... Sir, that's unfortunate.
>>28317556
>Gave her money
>She was nice to me
HAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
good one
I bet you thought she knew your name after you said it everyday
>>28317202
Boi pussy is the only solution to our problems
>>28317633
>lgt pls
>>28317699
Oh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuutt up ffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaghggot
>>28317633
>>28317743
FEMBOYS ONLY WANT CHAD, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28317362
This would be funny it it weren't so sad
