Name ONE (1) reason why you haven't killed yourself.
>>28317148
Fallout 4 DLC
Parents still care about me
i haven't stimulated my five senses to their breaking point yet
>>28317148
because i'm not a pussy ass beta
i would rather get skinned and salted alive than to go gentle into that good night
>>28317148
There is no benefit to killing myself.
It can wait till tomorrow
Porn. Money. 4chan.
>>28317148
image related, familial unit
>>28317148
Permanent solution to temporary problems
>>28317148
I just got a 93.1% on a final
>>28317148
My work here is not done.
theres no video games in the afterlife, ma dog
>>28317242
hell yea.. fuck bitches, get money, know what i mean?
>>28317148
Anime
Dead people can't enjoy this fine art.
>>28317260
fcuk off, faggot
>>28317148
I still haven't acquired a Jewish girlfriend.
>>28317148
my music is the only thing that makes me happy
For some reason my family still loves me.
>>28317316
You should probably end it if this is all you live for.
>>28317361
This, my folks still like having me around apparently...
>>28317264
Couldn't get a 93.2% huh?
>>28317148
possibility to make aliyah
fool myself that everything will be better
>>28317148
Ive reached the point in my life where I genuinely look forward to shitty AAA vidya and ironic memes. Without those two things I'd kill myself and noone would be the wiser of my absence .
>>28317496
You're right. I am a failure.
I am sorry world, I've failed you for the last time...
>>28317361
they are merely pretending
>>28317386
Well, that's bloody rude. It's not the only thing, it's one thing. Not that I have anything meaningful like hopes and dreams or even people to live for. I'm not killing myself though, sorry to dissapoint.
>>28317148
My cowardice and not wanting to put my family through it
>>28317148 (OP)
I've come to terms with the fact that life is generally a boring affair, but the things that disturb the monotony therein are generally worth experiencing.
I am also aware that there are a vast array of things that I have yet to feel or experience before I can make the decision of whether I want to kill myself or not an informed one.
In short, I'm willing to listen the whole discography before giving the musician critical acclaim.
Besides, I have forever to be dead.
>>28317596 (You)
Good reasons mate
>>28317148
I dont have any problems
>>28317148
>tfw cant tie a noose for shit
>tfw practice every day
I can't eat four cheese hotpockets if i'm dead
dead people can't
>listen to music
>watch movies, shows, anime
>play video games
>have waifus
>post shitty memes
>eat junk food
>experience the numbing serenity of being tired
>have feels
>>28317178
Same
And /r9k/ keeps me sane
Too many good vidya games to beat and more to come
>>28317148
promise of brain deep virtual reality and universal income
>>28317148
been getting better at making music
I'm mostly happy. That said I'm more of a Normie than most of you are.
I think my parents would be sad. But I'm getting closer to the point of not giving a fuck.
My boyfriend. I'm only ever happy with you.
how good is the idea of taking a vacation to a nice area with forest and low populations, going into thw ild and hang yourself from a decent branch?
I have it all planned
still waiting for my Prince Chad to save me from my tower
>>28317148
So I can report drakeposters
My husbando exists.
The only reason is that i'd be leaving a pile of debt on my parents
>>28317148
no one would find my body for a while if at all..
Discovering new music and listening to old music that puts you into bliss.
"When the rains came
You ran outside with your eyes closed
Like a kid's game
You made a song of a hard road"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Z-jOwTkik
>>28317765
Is any of that shit really worth it though?
All music sounds the same to me now all games play the same to me now all movies are the same etc
People always list these kind of reasons but it's not enough imo
>>28317148
the dim light of hope that I may one day actually apply my talents and be rewarded for it
Im a coward
I need someone to do me the favor of killing me
>>28317148
Not sure i want to cease to exist just yet.
Maybe tomorrow.
I honestly don't know
I really should though
>>28318953
Think about it like food. Let's say you love pizza. But pizza isn't exactly as awesome as it can be every time. Maybe you need a break from pizza or to try something new.
Life is the same. You have to be a little adventurous in your interests and keep it varied. Other than that, what you're feeling is probably society telling you to want things, like a gf. People with gfs aren't always happy. Sometimes they're left wishing they'd stayed single. The pizza is always tastier on someone else's tree, or so society wants you to think.
Elder Scrolls 6
Scared of death and the wrath of God
If there's no afterlife then there's two arguments
1.Why not just keep living for the hell of it
2.Why not just end my suffering now
I've still got hope that I can improve my life so until I reach a point where I no longer feel that way, I'm just gonna keep living. Will make my mother happy too
>>28317148
lp9
but that won't be around much longer as a reason.
(i have other reasons, but you said name one)
>>28317148
In the hopes that it'll get betterit won't though
I want play Might Number 9, so, Kenji Inafune is delaying my suicide.
>>28317148
I still think it might get better for some reason.
It won't.
>>28317148
It will hurt. Also this blanket is pretty comfy.
>>28317148
>Live in NYC
>Landed a job in the finance sector
>Have yet to earn commission due to lack of effort.
Specifically coming from a malfunctioning cyborg, I have yet to obtain the spoils of an adult prosperous life so I'm just left being really anxious and hopeful even in the face of a terrible financial situation.
>>28317228
This to be quite honest with you famly
>>28317328
Funny thing is that my oneitis who unfortunately was murdered in a car crash has Jewish ancestry. This was kind of hard to take in due to the fact that I had deep feelings for her, let only I found out when she had died unfortunately. Love her to this day famly
>>28317260
Life is the problem tbqh
>>28317148
Because not all of RWBY has aired yet and I'm addicted to the show like it's crack cocaine.
>>28317148
Drake's music keeps me going.
I'm not broke
>>28318082
damn man at that point you might as well just use your money for more "selfish" reasons like experiencing priceless encounters with people who abstain from the general populace; you may gain some insightful prospective.
>>28317148
cowardice
no really, that's the only right answer here
anyone who says otherwise has got to leave
>>28317148
really afraid of pain, don't wanna cause pain to my gf, also would miss my guitar
>>28317505
5am5on is that you?
>>28318082
shut up shinichi
>>28320812
get out 'fore we make ya
Sky
As long as I'm alive, I can atleast dream of her.
Worth it.
>>28322481
shes gonna be in the new season of twin peaks, should b gud
>>28317148
cause a im gonna b greatest thumper of all time
Couldn't find any barbital on the deep web and I refuse to kill myself in a painful and gruesome way.
It's only a matter of time though, I'm sure I'll stumble upon something
>>28322523
im looking forward to it desu
>>28317228
No more lonliness, no more sadness, no more bills, no more stress, no more infidelity, no more unappreciative family, a wonderful night's sleep for eternity...nope, can't think of any benefits
>>28317305
kek, no video games in afterlife
>>28322596
you won't be able to experience any of those things though, so you get no relief
>>28317316
dead people don't enjoy this shit art because they are busy enjoying death
>>28317546
...shit
>>28317300
are you that guy i always see wearing a trenchcoat in front of walgreens plotting your mass shooting? i usually bum a cigarette but ive given you a few, usually around 8:45am
>>28322596
you forgotno more attention whoring
good night robots
i don't want to make my mom sad
Matt.
He is my reason for living.
I hope he says he loves me soon.
>>28322622
Think of it like this...one of those nights sleep where you literally hit the pillow and next thing you're up in the morning, you dont remember any dreams and you don't experience anything at all during the hours you were out (perhaps you do, but point is you don't remember any)...Well, its like that, pretty beautiful thing if you ask me. Hell, you won't even be aware...that's better than any experience you could ever want to feel, pretty fucking beautiful too
>>28322666
g'night ano, sweet dreams
>>28322699
parents cope, there are wonderful support groups out there, many people take the their lives all the time and the clock keeps on tickin' (just sayin if that your only reason)
>>28317148
Because I'm going to hitchhike across the country for the summer
If it doesn't make me realize life is worth living I'll pull the fucking trigger, after all these years. I remember my dad getting drunk and saying he was surprised I hadn't done it already. Also a small amount of >>28322699 although if I did it she probably would too. My sister would probably then starve herself again and die too. Last sister and dad would be the only ones left.
its not like my life could get any worse... right guys?
>>28322849
nope, not at all, in any way...
the rotting smell of my corpse would bring my neighbors to wonder what it was, and they'd have to witness that.
>>28322893
I want to do it. But I don't want to inconvenience my family or friends when they find the body.
I wont be able to see her again
>>28322994
>tfw you see her in you dreams
at least death would be a release from such suffering
Cause you only live once...
>>28317148
Even though I'm a virgin and I hit 19 on May 19th still think I can get laid by doing a losing the rest of my fat, putting on muscle, wearing normie clothes, having a normiecut (undercut), already read how to win friends and influence people, and I'm going to read it 2 more times, and I'm going to read
Donald Trump - The art of the deal
Barbara Pease - The Definitive Book of Body Language
John Gray - Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus
Robert Cialdini - The Psychology of Influence
Ogi Ogas - A Billion Wicked Thoughts
I still have a mission and there is nothing that says it wont work and in fact everything says that if I do all this stuff it will work.
Already in contact with fraternities laying the groundwork for rushing them next semester. Already know some people "friends" and plan on drilling in our "friendship" next semester.
Goal is to get laid by November.
If after all this shit and I still can't do it what I do next depends on if Trump wins or not. If he wins I'll just live in my room and only leave to go straight to class and then straight home, all the while waiting for either the great purge, or civil war, in which case I can rape some normie girls when it takes place and also rise through the ranks of the military or paramilitary or whatever.
If trump loses then I will basically do the same thing but I'll get a hooker just to fill (((some))) of the void (condoms are bullshit but it would still be something I guess) and I'd plan on leaving the country as soon as I was confident I could support myself in X country I move to.
So yeah
>>28317148
Told myself it would be a waste. Turned out I was right, who would've guessed.
>>28321744
original comment do not steal fuck off let me post reeeeeeee
I still believe in the "it gets better" meme
>>28317148
The ever-dwindling hope that tomorrow I'll have a reason to live.
>>28317148
I want to see myself become successful in my own way. I'd rather not an hero and just be remembered as a soul that accompanied a body, i'd like to change things, hell maybe even create things. Being remembered for nothing is total ass, even if I won't be around to see it
Also, I hope to find her. With over 7 billion people on this round rock, you can't tell me someone like her doesn't exist. I guess I'm just hopeful for the impossible
>>28317148
Because my stepbrother liked a bisexual post on Facebook and I want him to cuddle me. We're both weird in the same way. Maybe he'll want to date me? Maybe somebody else will want to date me?I know it's going to destroy him but immediately after he rejects me I'm going to jump in front of a semi
I have a boyfriend and a job that pays well.
I don't know
I've pretty much hit rock bottom, though
It's a temporary solution to a permanent problem. Suicide is a stupid, selfish thing to do. The real solution is killing everyone else with you.
>>28317148
I have a comfortable life and sort of like being alive, at least some.
>>28317148
Don't wanna hurt my family.
Even if the pain would be temporary.
>>28317148
Too scared to go through with it cause the only viable methods involve jumping or hanging.
Wish I didnt see that video of the guy hanging and spazing out leaning against the wall. Its made it a tad harder.
>>28317148
I still have yet to vote for the golden king
>>28317148
>Think about killing self
>REALLY think about killing self
>here for a small shitty time, non-existent for the rest of time
The fear of oblivion outweighs all.
>>28317148
To see if America burns or does an asspull to safety.
Personal goal-wise, I just wanna see how far a loser like me gets through hard work(tm). One big game of "I-told-you-so".
>>28317148
I'm too curious about what my life will be like in 30-40 years.
honestly there isn't a reason
im not sure why
>>28317148
I would lose my music library
I just know my mother is going to go through my stuff after it's over, I can't stand the thought of her invading my personal belongings like that.
awesome gf
promising future after grad school
plenty of places and things I want to see
plenty of things I want to do
cool friends
desire to learn more
desire to eat more food (i really like food)
desire to challenge myself to be the best i can be physically and mentally
videogames
my family
cant think of anything else off the top of my head but i have no reason to want to take my own life.
>>28317148
Trying to hold out for parents / brother.
>>28317260
This saying is hilarious. It literally says that suicide is a solution. A permanent one.
DON'T WORRY GUYS THISLL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS FOR GOOD
