http://www.zanorg.net/bouletmaton/
What do you look like?
Also, let's try to guess which country people are from based on their pic
>>28316750
I'm in!
>>28316750
Italy?
>>28316898
>Italy
Close, keep trying
Now it's my turn: Russian?
>>28316943
My parents are!
So for all genealogical and purposes, you're right. But I was born and raised in canada.
Second guess, hmmm! I was gonna say france at first, but on second thought, let's go with spain.
>>28317046
>Spain
Almost there...
>>28316750
Maybe Germany OP
I don't really know
You seem European though
>>28317108
American?
Original comento
The fact that the nose and ear are a slightly different color, and that you can't change the color of the clothes is triggering me
>>28317156
Not even near anon
Oregano comment
>>28317090
Gotta be portugal!
It's gotta be! hahaha
>>28317190
>all that detail obsession
Are you german?
>>28317207
Bingo!
>>28317198
Bulgarian or Balkan?
>>28316750
This is uncannily similar and I hate that fact.
>>28317230
It's not Europe Anon
Try again...
>>28317190
>you can't change the color of the clothes
Agreed, was it really so hard to implement
>>28317108
Hungarian
>>28317281
Turkey :^)
Original comentario
>>28317263
Tough one.
I really don't know where to start. American?
Who /7head/?
>>28317321
>>28317298
Hint: I'm a native spanish speaker.
>>28317298
>>28317322
Swede fags detected?
>>28317298
Swedish?
>>28317322
German?
>>28317354
Mexican?
Guess away
>>28317322
German?
bofa deez nuts
GHATTIM
>>28317390
Old crazy japanese woman
>>28317392
American?
Welp
It was fun making this
>>28317388
>>28317382
>>28317390
Just boring american.
>>28317390
Asian American metrosexual?
>>28317382
>>28317388
>swedish
No, further south
Might as well
>>28317468
I see you, England
>>28317388
Hint[2]: Drugs (cocain)
the just fuck my shit up hairline is accurate
>>28317484
Dannish or German?
>>28317433
Not even close
>>28317481
>Asian American metrosexual?
Nah. I'm half chinese, half white american
>>28317506
Colombia?
Pablo Escobar?
Wow I suckarroni
>>28317532
ayy what the fuck yours is so close to mine and I made mine like 3 months ago.
>>28317516
Pretty close
I'm French (but yeah everybody thinks I'm German because blondes can only be German apparently)
![1462324724jmAIM[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3iC3F9d.jpg "1462324724jmAIM[1].jpg")
>>28317532
>>28317562
Americans
I'm also in the FUCK sign club
>inb4 get out filthy fembot
It bothers me that theres no actual black hair
>>28317578
BEE MY GF filthy fembot
>>28317570
Nah, it was just because of your face.
Most scandinavians have that kind of shape.
>>28317595
Haha
Origino
>>28317531
You got it right anon
Great work
>>28317582
Indian but born in Bongland
>>28317582
Same senpai. I have really thick curly hair right now, had to settle for this shit
Surprised how much this actually looks like me for being a cartoonish sketch image
>>28317578
America
>>28317582
UAE
I wish i was australian
>>28317648
You look like a bully from the 50's
American
>>28317657
Yup. Fembot is American.
>>28317660
You also wish you were Jake Gyllenhaal
The robot makes me want to kill myself
I just want to say "Yep"
Why are dress up games so much fun? I prefer making waifus but making me is cool too I guess.
>>28317620
>>28317657
Both great tries but nope.
Hint: From the Americas
i love cate
I think my hair is a darker shade of brown.
no trim beard option
>>28317625
Danish
>>28317660
New Zealand
>>28317712
Russian
>>28317718
British
Close enough famalam
who /real life meme/ here
>>28317733
LONDONoriginal thirst
O
N
D
O
N
>>28317755
Nah
this is coming from the guy you though was "Russian"
>>28317745
British ? Or maybe French
>>28317721
Ecuador?
Oragami
bumperino in the threaderino
>>28317755
>>28317625
Note even close mang. Other side of the ocean.
>>28317861
Close but no. I'm Caribbean. Puerto Rican/ Dominican specifically.
![1462325854CHang[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FPZlh29.jpg "1462325854CHang[1].jpg")
Wannabe Chad here.
>>28317625
Some sort of northern mexican ? Or American ?
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
FAMILlA
>>28317680
Haha yeah I'm American (promise I'm not a bully lol)
>>28316750
Here you go guys hope you enjoy my face
>>28317697
>>28317755
nope, I live in a much colder climate
and ayyeee he's cool
>>28316750
Makes me look less miserable.
surprisingly fairly realistic imo
>>28317935
>Northern mexican
What
I'm from the US
This is literally me tbqhfam
Breddy gud, even got my mole
>>28318006
Whyd you make eggy?
>>28316750
Ay lamoe
>>28318006
You look like G. C
>>28318006
Holy fuck, are you David Cameron?
>>28318006
Sup eggman
Nuda day nuda dolla
>>28317997
Reviewbrah is that you? What do you think of the program?
Take a guess
(og)
i like this art style
>>28317108
France
>>28317190
UK
>>28317298
America
>>28317322
Germany
>>28317390
Scandinavia
>>28317508
America
>>28317582
Poo
>>28317745
America
>>28316750
Me in a nutshell, I cry every night.
Give it a go my boys
Mfw generic guitar
Mine should be fairly easy to guess, then again my ethnic country always gets mixed up with another one that starts similarly
>tfw im a hipster scumbag
>>28316750
It's what I wear to work
here's the bingus
>>28318524
alternative-ly
>>28318505
Mars?
dgjsgs
>>28318303
kikelord/10
>>28318505
CUTE
U
T
E
>>28318367
Romania
>>28318265
Belgium
This guy's comics are pretty good too, I'm glad he didn't get Hebdo'ed
french art is interesting
![1462328493gcGVS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ReLwVGK.jpg "1462328493gcGVS[1].jpg")
This is as close as it gets
>>28318390
china
>>28318367
usa
>>28318303
Ukraine
>>28318390
Russia
>>28318367
USA
>>28317322
German
okay you cucks, it's time to kick this shit into high gear and start making your waifus
>>28318694
Nope, not China, but my ethnic country has a lot of issues/ties to it
I AM Asian-American though, non-mixed.
the hat options leave something to be desired
>>28318696
Nope not Russia, way off. Maybe the booze was to much, I just drink and smoke myself into a stupor every night from an odd mixture of insomnia and depression from being a failure at life.
Holy fuck I was actually able to get something close to how I look. These things never let me get close.
>>28316750
zfagsfuzg9ub
pretty much identical to me
Green eyes by the by, these eyes fit better for me though
here. I'm obese too
this ones pretty close I guess
>>28318811
Canada
>>28318767
some eastern euro country
>>28318767
British or Irish origins?
>>28318696
some half asian mix? constantly friendzoned as the nice guy and bitches about it
>>28318694
Hispanic roots? Middle Eastern Roots? some kind of soccer fan I suspect for some reason
>>28318692
Irish? or some weeb edgelord
>>28318687
under-weight scandanavian that refuses to shower or shave
>>28318613
whiteknight beta in transitioning
>>28318556
underage know-it-all that should be banned and thinks calling people on this board pleb or patrician actually means something
>>28318505
asian with an open fetish kink for latex pig suits
>>28318428
asian mad that he can't get white or yellow pussy, and has to settle for black before he goes on a shooting rampage
>>28318390
japanese russian drunk?
>>28318367
metrosexual that refuses to admit he's a fuccboi sissy girl
>>28318345
pudgy guy that tries to hide his fat with a hoodie and copy the Chads by playing guitar
>>28318303
Jewish Ginger that pickpockets liberals who actually hug him FOR FREE
>>28318265
hispanic that thinks he's white
>>28318213
fatter half asian/white Elliot Rodger who is trying to resist his Hapa urges to go shoot up the world by using music to deter those dark urges
>>28318068
smokes to much weed and smells like weed, probably half negro/white
>>28318505
Brother I finally found you!
My beard isn't this thick. Everything else is sorta accurate.
>>28316750
This site is pretty accurate DESU
>>28318916
>>28318303
Im not actually jewish, I just have a really ugly bent nose.
>>28318916
>whiteknight beta in transitioning
Literal opposite-
Edgelord omega cis scum
>>28318957
Is that you eggman?
Oregano
>>28318916
I'm >>28318213 # and I'm not asian
>>28318760
/pol/ thinking he's clever and shit
>>28318794
canadian? partially jewish i suspect, used to wear a fedora but has stopped now and is depressed about it because he thinks fedoras are patrician but is afraid to be judged by the normies and robots
>>28318811
27-34 year old dude from LA, Chicago, or NY. Working as some kind of designer/art related shit, that or coding/computer related. Really wishing he wasnt balding already
>>28318865
Russian? Greek? British? Probably drinks every night
>>28318889
tries to hide fat with sweater often, combs hair in an attempt to look better because of advice from /fa/
face full of acne and zits, doesn't understand why he's always friendzoned, overthinks the most simple things because autism
REEEEEE
>>28318896
partially jewish? skinny as fuck, probably thinks himself a cyborg. browses /fit/ for jaw excercises
WE
WUZ
ASTRONAUTS
'N
SHIT
It's scary how much this started too look lik me once I added the pissed off expressions
>you'll never be interesting enough to get replies in threads like this
>>28318714
Man I wish she wasn't dead.
At least I don't have to pull up a picture to remember her face yet.
>>28318916
>under-weight scandanavian that refuses to shower or shave
well actually i shower every day and shaved a few days ago that just looks closest to my stuble, but i am kinda skinny and im murrican of scandananian decent. you were pretty close.
>>28318714
>>28317712
ROBOT NO
>>28318921
plebbit meme scumfuck
>>28318931
some kind of cyborg hipster, a bit paunchy/overweight, probably works in some tech related industry?
probably in his early 30s or late 20s.
>>28318957
Young Conan o'Brian
>>28318985
underage, probably has alot of random angst for no reason, and think he's a special snowflake that will make it big eventually, but in reality just an NPC and will die with unfulfilled dreams or die doing something crazy and stupid in an attempt to prove he's unique or to show off to a girl and will be written off as a statistic
>>28319093
>>28317712
Rate me mate
Robots are a sad people
pIs rate
These can get weirdly accurate.
>>28319196
>undercut and hipster beard
>went with attack on robots in general
Just toss the entire fishing pole in with that bait, why don't you?
Guess where I am from
>>28319023
a black guy that actually isn't a nigger and can take a joke cause he's not a complete retard
probably can actually land a bitch despite being on this board but is to much of a nice beta guy cuck to do so and cries about it day in and day out in the "it's hard bein a nigguh" threads
probably want's an asian weeb gf or asian trap waifu
>>28319029
french, in 30s, balding, doesnt talk much in public, but when he does talk he reveals his power levels and fucks up, later goes home and cries about it on r9k, then gets ripped apart, and then sits in the shower crying while shoving the bottle up his bumhole wondering why it feels so gud
>>28319063
dark skinned nappy headed haired waifu that nags to much, 2/10
>>28319083
next door girl waifu, probably some kind of unrequited love because she got taken by a Chad, but you refuse to let go of those feelings and still see her as your "Friend" and potential mate, hoping that one day she will see the errors of her ways and return to you 6/10
I'm just being a cunt now, but I'm having to much fun to stop making up bullshit stories about all you cucks.
Hello goyim turbo jewman bergstien oc comment
>>28319009
>>28318896
got skinny af part right, rest not so
Needs more hair options
>>28319257
Keep on going, loving this shit
>>28319248
Not even b8 bro. I'm just a normie who's amused by this board.
>>28319206
Detroit or some other shitty city
>>28316750
>inb4 ching chong
>>28318916
I'm American, but my roots are mainly Eastern+Northern Europe, so you're kinda right on that.
Also never drink, I just keep what peers call a "permanent scowl" on my face. My brother drinks every night though, love him to death.
[Hint 1] My native language is Spanish
[Hint 2] I have latino parents, but I look white[Hint 3 for fat retarded faggots] The president of my country is called Luis Guillermo
>>28316750
They didn't have half inch, well distributed facial hair as a choice so I opted for the pig costume.
The bottle should more realistically be a bottle of black velvet blended Canadian rotgut but I took what I had available.
>>28319348
Fucking responded to the wrong post, ugh.
Meant for>>28319009
>>28317190
>>28317298
>>28317660
>>28317718
>>28317774
>>28317795
>>28318687
>>28319255
fembot here, these are the best boys
>>28316750
I'm in now
>>28319093
I'm 18, so you're close, but no delusions of grandeur.
>>28319399
>They didn't have half inch, well distributed facial hair as a choice so I opted for the pig costume.
>The bottle should more realistically be a bottle of black velvet blended Canadian rotgut but I took what I had available.
UGH
Jesus Christ you sound repugnant
>>28319427
hello my long lost twin
The hair option sucked. If you watch YMS, my hair is almost the same as him. Only I'm not a faggot.
I was able to make my gf better than I could make myself.
Infer something about her.
>>28319468
Asian? >>28319427
Spain or Portugal really anywhere in the Mediterranean?
opulent niggers
>>28319535
My dads dad is from Spain and my dads mom is from Italy. my mom is Norwegian and French. So you got it pretty close
>>28319535
1/4th black, german Im sure asian is close though
>>28317322
Phillip Seymour Hoffman ?
>>28319149
fag that's in his early or mid 20s, still think he's going to make it in life, and think he's smarter then everybody else but when in reality he isnt and utterly average
tries to act cool and uncaring/aloof to attract female attention, when really everybody just humors him and talks shit behind his back when he's not around
wants attention but tries to show he doesn't care cause deep down he just wants to be included
>>28319196
plebbit retard that comes to 4chan to steal meme for karma buttplugs
probably goes to a coffee shop to act extra hipster while hitting on the female baristas there thinking they actually enjoy his company, when in fact they're trapped behind the counter with nowhere to hide, and having to pretend they enjoy his "witty" flirts and smile weakly at him daily and hope they don't crack under the pressure from his creepiness and finally punch him in his face and finally get fired from their soul less job
>>28319206
goes to /fa/, follows the threads closely, tries to dress nice, but doens't realize personality makes up for most of it. probably browses /fit/ and pretends he works out too, but that's to much fucking effort, and dressing up is as much as he can muster to "improve himself" for the ladies
probably slightly narcisisttic, fancies himself some kind of debonair james dean/james bond type, semi-self aware though, went through a phase of saying "muh lady" before growing out of that quickly and is trying to fit in with the hipster crowd and hoping for his manic pixie girl one day to break him out of the monotonous 9-5 wageslave lifestyle
>>28319213
irish/chink stoner, high as fuck, probably going to smoke that dank ass flower, probably a pussy liberal that says "feel the bern" un-ironically
>>28319528
not really in love with you
I'm a gril btw desu xD
>>28319612
A chink who should kill herself or fuck off back to tumblr. Preferably both
>>28319580
what about me bra, i'm >>28319255
>>28319612
Back to the rice fields bitch
>>28316750
They don't have black hair.
>>28319620
>chink
wrong
>tumblr
wrong
git gud
I don't normally dress like this but it looks most like me compared to the other choices.
>>28319580
>>28317712
holy hell, that's pretty accurate
>>28319667
are you the guy from Half Life or the one from Mythbusters?
I think I killed the thread in /int/
My actual facial hair is shitty and patchy but other than that, pretty good
>>28319580
I admire the creativity but you're not even close. I don't even remember the last time I was in a coffee shop. I much prefer motorcycle shops.
this was fucking posted on /int/ you unoriginal fuck
Going to get a haircut though
>>28319682
>are you the guy from Half Life or the one from Mythbusters?
I kek'd
>>28317322
swedish
hoeriginalbloxx
>>28319255
>>28319255
wears a hipster mustache unironically, probable cyborg, skinny lanklet manlet, tries for the long hair effect to look more appealing to girls but lacks the balls to go full length, hair is probably greasy as fuck filled with dandruff too. smells like smoke and people hate it but are to polite to say so
think he's cool and smug as shit, when in reality nobody likes him cause he's a manlet, probably likes steampunk related shit too
>>28319267
my greatest ally who owes me 3.50 shekels
>>28319282
dude who overdresses for the smallest occasions, likes to believe himself high class and has an opinion on every fucking thing even though nobody gives a flying faggot fuck
probably just hiding his latent homosexual urges, likes to scope out girls and pretend he's checking them out, when in reality he's wondering how he would look himself in those clothes
constantly has a chastity belt on his dick put on by himself or a buttplug the size of a fist up his ass so he walks funny all the time
also has a wide selection of high heel shoes hidden at home and practices walking in them in secret when he thinks no one is watching
probably has at some point rubbed his dick on his pet, or rubbed his dick on his friend's pet
>>28319311
japanese? vietnamese? probably tries to style self as a j-pop/k-pop faglord in an attempt to woo women, but deep down inside knows he's to ugly for it. tries to make up for it by being edgy, probably into the b-boy/breakdance culture or whatever "hip" chinks are into nowadays
>>28319343
debating whether to hara kiri one day instead of an hero because it's more honorable
korean I suspect, just an average korean who hangs out with korean people, comes on r9k cause all his korean lady friends are fucking white and black guys, probably a few latino guys too, cries about it at night and blames his parents
>>28319528
She gonna cap some crips?
>>28319083
you me?
>>28319483
you sure? :/
>>28318714
very well
I think this is her
I'm starting to forget
I'm glad
>>28316750
This one shouldn't be hard
>>28319749
Yeah. The hair is bothering me now though. Going to donate/sell it soon.
Protip:Born with thick skin.
Regret in human form senpai
there should have been a dog too
Was the best I could do.
>>28319358
white Mexican then, probably eats to much junk food, has man boobs, likes to fondle them sometimes when he's alone and pretend they're real boobs to fill in the void of his lonely existence
probably cries easy too, and watches the new Dragon Ball and ironically enjoys it
does participate on waifu threads on /a/, but that makes him all right in my book
>>28319399
>bottle of black velvet blended Canadian rotgut
> didn't have half inch, well distributed facial hair
pure narcissistic buttpenis, likes to imagine himself very good looking, and with high standards and class, when in reality he's an annoying jizzstain and the person in his group of friends everybody likes to talk shit about when he's not there
everybody can see through his thinly veiled attempts to seem cultured while talking about booze, probably has some child pornography hidden on his computer, and likes to debate his friends on how pedophilia is a natural biological urge since girls can have babies at the age of 12!
>>28319427
hispanic manlet, completely whitewashed, boring and average, a background character walking down the street, the type you would see in the opening intro to some sitcom akin to Friends or How I Met Your Mother as the camera pans over the city life
>>28319468
probably SLIGHTLY chubby, has alot of self doubt about his own looks and big nose, possibly a hidden weeb
>>28319857
manny pardo?
>>28319740
>dude who overdresses for the smallest occasions
I'm not a man :'^o and my homosexuality is more blatant than latent
Close enough. Should've had more options for the bottle though.
I'm surprised at how accurate I could make this. If only the tank top was black.
>>28319483
i cant tell if this is a greasy long haired jewish man or a weaboo fujoshi girl
or a jewish guy in transition to become the prettiest kike sissy boi the world has ever seen
bailey jay on hormones?
shit you even look like this flat chested asian girl i know with the biggest nose ever, you're like the SJW's wet dream, some kinda vague race mixture that's neither man or woman
>>28319528
your girlfriend looks like hispanic, or just some random mix of white whore, probably has resting bitch face syndrome, probably a feminist too that likes to post alot of feminist related shit on facebook and supports Hillary Clinton but doesn't have a single argument for her
she probably likes to suck black dick behind your back too
>>28319558
probably short and stout, nasally voice, likesto think of himself like a Jeff Goldblum type, taking the means to dress up a bit in public, but in reality is just the Penguin from Batman Returns
>>28320013
Way off man, not Jewish: Spic.
Yeah, the hair needs to go.
>>28316750
spooky-eyed fembot here
herr u go
>>28319993
Hey dude, you meant more like this one?
>>28316750
SHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEET
>This is an original comment.
My waifu
aef0jni
I should probably get a hair cut soon
Supreme gentleman reporting in.original
Not irish, by the way.
>>28320174
Your waifu doesn't have arms
>>28319612
some white skinny manlet poster who wishes he had a big titted asian girlfriend who likes cats as much as he does
that or some actual chink whore who thinks being fat constitutes as having big tits while deciding how she will eat her cat
or just some fat bitch that's a weaboo fujoshi with posters of j-pop/k-pop dudes all over her walls and is starting her crazy cat collection
panties are probably crusty and has shit stains, and doesn't shave
>>28319645
either some angry dude that goes on /gif/ and browses trap and sissy threads
or a real live butch tomboy that actually acts like tomboys from muh animes and wishes to be a bit girly, but she's actually too butch, ugly, and masculine for it
debates daily whether she should just munch some carpet or keep on trying to be girly, but refuses to shave her armpits or mustache
>>28319667
30s-35s, "mr nice guy that gets friendzoned to often"
probably starting to drink a bit to much, goes home at the end of each day from work from his wageslave ass fucking and wonders if /g/ and /a/ will finally finish making that Waifu simulator AI now that the VR tech is out for it. He HAS the shekels and means to buy it, but he wants to be sure they have a working model before he commits in the investment.
sure he has a decent job, but he's such a pussy in life that he's afraid to try anything new or commit to anything fresh without seeking the assurance from an anime shitposting board or his friends
>>28319681
do something about it then you kumquat
>>28320216
I know. I need to help her with everything. I love her so much,
Wow how generic super boring what
>>28320225
I'm glad you're projecting your insecurities on people online instead in real life anon.
>>28320252
Is this how amputee fetishes begin?
Alright I'll give this a shot.
>>28320274
>mfw
>>28319687
white girl that likes to think herself prettier then she acutally is, semi is for feminism, but at the same time semi believes in what r9k says about 3DPD, probably the type to say, "all muh friends are boys, SO MUCH LESS DRAMA"
has a constant orbit of beta cucks who she all friendzones and HONESTLY believes they just want to be friends and not fuck her shit hole raw, and is waiting for the PERFECT man who will never come
probably early 20s or mid 20s, with some kind of liberal arts degree, and all her praise has no merit because she's a girl, fucked a black guy at some point
>>28319705
Hispanic? Indian? Who gives a fuck, just slightly overweight, thinks it's okay and just average, but looks like a piece of shit in public, probably smells like curry or sweat too, probably a beta nice guy also that wants everybody to get along but in reality thinks the nastiest fucked up fetishes to do to all the females he knows while talking to them
>>28319714
anita sarkeesian tumor hellspawn, wears to much makeup and cant walk in high heels properly
>>28319715
does to much drugs and drinks to much, sees his future and the empty road that lies ahead for the white race, and wants nothing to do with it
tries not to think about it at night and tries to jerk one off to be able to sleep, but ends up seeing flashes of Hitler as he climaxes and worries that he is disappointing the Fuhrer
>>28319749
see
>>28319687
probably has crabs though, or has done some amateur porn, maybe even Facial Abuse porn
![1462333489jlYic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3zvntKM.jpg "1462333489jlYic[1].jpg")
my hair isn't as wild as this
>>28319889
No, Costa Rican, yes, I have man boobs, yes, I like to fondle them, I don't cry much but get sad very easily, I feel connected to people in a personal level very quickly, so if a person insults me I usually feel bad for many time, also, I don't post in waifu threads, I have a real-life oneitis, she is a very ugly roastie chink, with a facebook tier personality and humor, and thats why she criticizes everything and everyone, but is a horrible person herself, actually, yesterday a mutual friend asked her what she thought of me, and she said that she hates me a little, but I can't get her off my mind, even when she treats me horribly, that hurts, familia
pls date me someone
the beard is a bit excessive in the picture, but mine is like that but smaller.
I prefer baseball caps, but all the ones that were available looked awful.
>>28320471
FIRST
24GSDVFG
>>28319093
Ended up in the service industry instead of tech, although I'm looking for a new job. Could probably do a low level IT job. Little paunchy. Early 30s. I like the cyborg hipster construction.
good luck with mine
>>28319751
great Aryan facial aesthetics. You probably wish she was a demure angel in public, but a total dominatrix in bed.
you probably wish she would whip out the largest studded dildo to fuck you lubeless nightly and humps you to slumber
8/10 cause she probably gets fucked by a group of BBC REAL men while you cry in the corner and watch
>>28319759
>dem dick sucking lips
>dat dick sniffin nose
>dose dick hungry eyes
>oh fuck, you a spic?
>dropped
>>28319857
late 20s or mid 30s, going nowhere in life, stuck at a deadend job, probably actually decent looking, had a history of parties and fucking around
constantly has this itch near the crotch, but to afraid to go get it checked out, (oh shit is that pus?), realizing he's getting older and can't find a 3DPD to settle down with cause they're all single mothers now
debates whether he should take some time off from work to "see the world" and by "see the world" he means go to Thailand and fuck some ladybois and hope he doesn't get caught on camera sucking some feminine penis
also probably got picked on when he was younger and went through great means to change himself in college and after, but deep down inside he's still the same little bullied faggot from before
>>28319876
Japanese? Vietnamese? Probably shit facial aesthetics in both western and eastern cultures, tries to make up for it by being one of those fashion oriented korean chinks and hang out at boba shops and shit trying desperately to pick up whores, but failing because his personality consists of stuttering and bucktoothed spitting
when he panics too, an odd slight asian accent arises too despite being born and raised in the States
>>28319882
poster of this probably wishes he had a manic pixie waifu, but ill rate her a 6/10
>>28319887
you probably used to jerk off to perfume/fashion Sears Magazines before you found out about the internet, and now you just jerk off to much to Faye Reagan or some shit, 10/10, living the dream anon
tfw completely disgusting
i have to enter text here
My bear isn't actually that large/long
>>28319706
>admire the creativity
> not even close
> don't even remember the last time I was in a coffee shop
>prefer motorcycle shops
can you hear yourself? the fact you had to post this to "prove" me wrong shows how much of a hipster faggot you are, you probably just had some sense of self awareness and realized you were becoming to generic and melding into the crowd of asshole hipsters, and decided to go bother some real men at the auto shop and pretend you knew what the fuck you were doing in there as to show the girls that you're a "REAL" man and work with your hands or what not
yeah, come on, keep on responding and tell me im wrong, tell me what you actually do, that you actually know shit about motorcycles and you own one or some flying bullshit, nobody gives a fuck on here,
honestly listen to yourself, "I admire the creativity", what the fuck is that, trying to sound all reserved and shit, might as well put on a fedora and tip it while you're at it
this is my old one, now i'm bald, but otherwise the same
originale commentarlo
>>28320559
no, she was fairly manic in public and I loved it
a rollercoaster in bed - reserved, then ravenous
no to dildos
probably no to niggers, she kept to her kind
good try though
Tip: not europe
>>28320584
>that shitty haircut
why would you do this to yourself
Shit senpai you're right, Japanese-American and I try and act like I have a shred of sense on how to dress to feign confidence
Kinda disappointed at the facial hair options, but this is close enough.
>>28320652
Are you JW?
>>28320419
That's fucked up desu. Get some self-respect and never go for roasties senpai.
That's why I stick to 2D like a good neckbeard.
Also nice seeing a fellow Tico on r9k for once.
>>28316750
I only wish I could grow a neckbeards this glorious
>>28319906
>not a man
>really im not
>im really a woman in a male body
>muh transition
>but i still like girls
>im really a lesbian!
>muh bathroom rights
but in all seriousness, go fuck a cow
>>28319972
average schmoe, hides massive power levels and browses to much porn, the pressure gets to him, driving him to drink, he spends hours, days at a time, just jerking off to his Terabytes of porn, likes to spy on the neighborhood kids, licking his lips, hoping for some opportune chance to diddle one eventually
>>28319993
30s? found out about /fit/, been stuck in the bulking phase for the past 2 years, cant get the motivation to actually go lift, has now developed man boobs but reassures his friends he's still just bulking
probably a code monkey too
>>28320070
you're probably fat then
>>28320083
finally, an accurate representation of 3DPD, note the soulless eyes wandering for men as to suck off while trying to hide her half breed mulatto maggots from that "one mistake" from so many years ago so she can get some financial support for that heroin addiction
>>28320111
that one guy that did weed once and wont shut the fuck up about, probably acts way to hyper around people, probably just needs a cock in his mouth to finally shut the fuck up
>>28320148
bix nood, truly, the BBC we deserve, white house material right here
>>28320174
your waifu seems like the type to cry about racial inequality while ignoring all the minorities on tinder
Probably sucked off 5 cocks at once at some frat party but still acts shy and innocent
she does have purty ears though, 8/10, would try to ear fuck
>>28320190
failure of a musician still trying to make it, probably teaches music at some elementary school or senior center while working part time at some retail job
>>28320195
10/10, the r9k prince we deserve and need
>>28320203
some british wanker, probably got teased for being a Weasely back in school, underage too probably, hidden racist but hangs out with liberals
>>28320280
>having to make a comment about "muh insecurities" and how im being some kinda bully
what, did i hit the mark to close? this is 4chan you dipshit, by responding you're already showing your own insecurities
but then again, maybe IM showing MY insecurities by responding to YOUR comment, who knows?
oh noooo, guess what, we're all on r9k, either your a reddit fuckwit or you're as insecure and pathetic as the rest of us, get off your fucking high horse and eat a dick
>oh hey look its me
>>28321024
What's getting you all roasted up buddy?
>>28320949
>that one guy that did weed once and wont shut the fuck up about,
goddammit man
Aryan ex-waifu guy here, you keep missing the mark by a mile, that wasn't worth staying up a little later for
>>28320949
>>28320083
soulless, yes. mulatto maggots, no.
having kids at 18 (or ever)<<
>>28320949
>average schmoe
kek I wish. Most of that is incorrect except for the drinking.
>>28319667
hey matt
>>28320274
probably mid 30s, going nowhere in life, dead end job, afraid to start over, wage slave and already sees the rest of his life and how it's going to end, probably going to end up having to marry some fat bitch or single mother and just learn to live with it while dying a little bit more each day on the inside
>>28320315
see
>>28320274
NOW IN BROWN HAIRED EDITION!
probably has a baby face
>>28320402
either does drugs or sell drugs or both, probably smells like shit, bit thick, wears flip flops, has hobbit feet, bet he owns a windowless van too with crusty carpets, live probably in an apartment filled with roaches but doesn't mind it at all, kitchen a total mess too, food crust everywhere
>>28320419
you were all right in my books until you told me you didnt post in waifu threads, get a 2d waifu you faggot
3DPD
>>28320471
black fembot that think she's to good for niggers, but cries about why she cant find a white boyfriend or something of that sort, thinks she's prettier then she actually is, probably has a group of white friends who keep her around as a pet so they dont seem raciss
>>28320484
meh, you're probably chill, remind me of this fat fuck i knew from college that did nothing but just sit in the corner of class and sleep but still manage to fucking pass everything
fucker made a mean steak
>>28320537
mousey type, short, thin noodle arms, quiet
>>28320566
you kinda remind me of how some manga artists portray themselves in their comics, i bet you take alot of photos too with a way to expensive camera and pretend you're good at it
>>28320584
sissy fuccboi, just waiting to get gangbanged at the park by crusty negro hobos, just like muh animes and mangos, will probably cry about the Fuhrer while being raped
>>28320639
Linux user in training
>tfw on a cut
>>28321254
>>28320315
Almost completely wrong, except for the babyface bit
>>28320225
Everyone thinks I'm angry but I'm not, its just my face. I hear at least 3 "why are you angry?" or "you okay?" per day
tfw probably too late in this thread
>>28321379
Yeah pretty much.
Saged because I want the thread to die.
started off serious but the options they gave me were too hard to resist
>tfw i wanted to have blue stunna shades on but they didn't let me ;__;
Huh, a character-maker online that can actually represent a male body well. How unusual.
This is fairly accurate.
Hey Chad are you here?
>>28320652
half asian half white? or just all white
either way lose some weight
>>28320685
that old guy that's still in his high school edgy phase, trying to act cool and shit, the type that hangs out around the high school still in his 30s, probably works in some kinda tattoo or auto shop, also kidna remind me of one of the NSync guys or some guy from a ska band or some shit, cant quite remember the guy's name though, you just scream 90s to me way to hard though
>>28320733
refugee? Mr Bean's long lost son?
>>28320854
fat Conan o Brian
>>28320923
German version of Daisuke Jigen from Lupin the 3rd from some alternate reality
>>28321035
girl? boy? can't even tell, regardless i bet you just sit in your room all day with the lights off and shitpost on here
>>28321053
>using a partial combination of a question and meme to retort
>feeling like you have to actually respond
>muh troll
keep on goin
>>28321080
nigga gimme a break, you fucks are making some boring ass avatars, and im just pulling shit outta my ass, this is what my life has become, making up shit based on vague memes we have spread around this decaying board to entertain myself while having some form of human interaction online without having to do so
>>28321083
well keep at it, you'll eventually have a kid and lose the sperm donor and start having to blame men for it at some point
I believe in you, never give up those dreams of grandeur
>>28321326
boy girl? it's to hard to tell with to many of you people, anyways just keep on smearing those flabs of meat you call your flesh with honey and im sure eventually some ursine type creature will come to take your virginity
>>28321328
no no senor, im right, you just don't realize it yet
>>28321358
it's called resting bitch face syndrome, go to korea and see a surgeon, they can help, you'll get through this, we're here for you
>tfw boring and plain
>>28321379
im posting something here with your post number in it to give you hopes in thinking that i will post something derogatory about your avatar that obviously has nothing to do with the real you, but in reality, im just typing this shit to make you think i posted something about you, but the people that are lonely or narcissistic enough to respond to my posts in an attempt to defend themselves or claim im wrong are that pathetic in thinking these have any merit on their actual person, and is how insecure they are in having to defend "muh honor" on a Tibetan basket weaving forum
>>28321442
the memelord we so desperately crave
>>28321483
Louis CK's 2nd cousin
as into cucking as Louis CK is, but much more subtle about it
>>28321512
10/10, pol's ultimate waifu
>>28321536
underage probably, probably hates his mom and dad for not buying him that car or new phone
lies about being a virgin too
thinks anime and manga is a serious and respectable artform
>>28321483
You have a strong hankering for Asian pussy no amount of fapping could ever quench.
>>28321522
girl, but your pretty much spot on.
>>28316750
TFW can't make myself look like I look. This is the closest though.
My hair is a bit longer than this, but they didn't have a proper buzz option
>>28321659
Why do you have a buzz cut and which branch of the armed forces are you in?
