>wake up
>roll over
>mornin' anon! :3
Wut do?
>>28316695
Shave your armpits you fucking gorilla
get the fuck out of my house unless you're going to shave you nasty slut
>>28316695
>Where am I? Who are you?
How does she answer?
fuck her then go on 4 chan
>>28316695
i am guessing she wants to have sex... with me?
>>28316695
>wut do?
do her
>Sleeping with someone in the same bed
I can hardly imagine anything more uncomfortable and awkward
Normies are actually impressive to live like this nigh every day
>>28316695
The only real answer to these questions is:
>wake up
>>28316695
>"y-you're a GIRL...right?"
>"Move your leg a little bit"
>>28316695
Stay cool and roll with it, because this is right up my alley. I don't even care about armpit hair.
>>28316777
>You see a dick three times bigger than yours
>At the same time you notice the stinging pain in your asshole
wat do?
>>28316695
Kick that faggot out of my bedroom
DAT BUTT PUFF
MMMMMMMMMM
only hot if she were a boy the night before
>>28316860
>see 19 inch dick
>literally as big as her thighs, how was she hiding that???
>suddenly feel liquid dripping out of bunghole
>"d-did you just rape me? What happened?"
>>28316754
I slept in the same bed as someone else a few nights on my senior trip to disney world. It wasn't so bad, but I guess mostly because we were so tired from the trip that we were out.
The most uncomfortable part was waking up with morning wood
>>28316719
>Shave your armpits you fucking gorilla
Body hair freak outs is so ridiculous. it's so not a big deal. It's entirely cultural and I really wish people would get over it.
kiss them passionately
>>28317843
no
its gross and dirty
>>28316695
>blue eyes
>boyish face
>perfect body
>don't believe am awake
>>28316695
Make sure it's a real girl and thentell it to shave, suck my dick, and fuck off.
>tfw no qt3.14 grimes gf
>>28316695
its not gonna suck itself
I would stick my nose in her armpits, smell them, and proceed to bang
it's pretty hot that she's not shaven
>tfw no unshaven qt gf
why do i find this so hot, robots
>>28317843
I'll stop being grossed out over hairy armpits on women when women stop thinking my hairy back is gross.
>>28317843
I wish I could pop you in the jaw for this post.
>>28317843
>It's entirely cultural
first, tell me a culture on which men love women's body hair
second,
>being true to your culture is wrong
I'll go rape a child and shit on the street and call you a bigot for frowning your faggot face then
>>28316754
d-dont post scary wojak anon
>>28316860
3 inch dick? That wouldn't hurt at all
>>28316695
>tfw no hairy tomboy monkey gf to fug roughly
>>28316754
It is very uncomfortable, the heat gets ridiculous even in winter, sometimes you'll get random strikes to the nuts/ribs/eyes/whatever from them moving around, there is never enough space, it's fucking terrible. Unless you like to sleep in a pose best suited for a coffin you can never get comfortable because you end up kneeing or elbowing your partner in the back or head if you stretch out too much.
Sex with a short haired woman is rape.
>all these faggots getting triggered over body hair
She is easily a 7/10 qt. I would fuck her.
>>28316719
low in content
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