I've been doing NoPoo for 4 days now, and I've really been feeling the positive benefits: improved posture, more "manly" facial expressions, increased energy from the vitamins I'm holding in, all that stuff, but lately the urge to defecate has been getting stronger and stronger.
I tried soaking in a warm bath to ease the pain in my abdomen like all the NoPooers say, but it hasn't really been helping. Eventually, my willpower gave way, and I decided it would be OK to "edge" a little.
Well, one thing led to another, and now I'm sitting on the toilet with my pants around my ankles, dangerously close to a relapse. This turd is hanging halfway out of my ass, and I'm having a hell of a time keeping it there without completely pinching it.
Is there anything I can do to reverse this? I really love the person I've become over the past few days, and I don't want to throw away my progress just to satisfy a cheap biological urge.
>>28316694
You got it all wrong haha.
Just stop washing with shampoo.
Like this:
http://www.dardenfocus.com/home/the-gift-of-perfect-hair-with-less-care-two-bottles-become-one/
>>28316694
This is the funniest thing I've read today
Push it back in. You're gonna have to wash your hands but you know it's for the best.
Your shit is going to calcify in your body and your apendix is going to explode see you in the ER you cuck
>>28316694
anon I'm here for you just stay strong! We got this!
I've been on NoPoo for 135 days and am still a proud shitstronaut. If you can hold it in till the two week mark your poop drive will flatline and you won't feel as much of an urge to poop. You will start approaching toilets with confidence and manliness and your skin will start glowing with alpha shitstosterone pheromones. If you are ever about to shit just call me and I will be there for you to talk you out of it I promise. We got this
>>28316694
you're a funny guy OP
>NoPoo
why didn't I think of posting a thread with this as a funny topic
>>28316694
hahahahahahahahaha lel heh
>>28317076
I'm trying brah, I'm trying. I hate to say it, but I relapsed and then binged for like fifteen minutes. All of my confidence and vitality was just washed down the drain like shit in a toilet.
>>28317157
alright, I want you to keep trying to defy your biological urges.
I want you to focus entirely on NOT shitting so that you can give yourself the belief that your shit life is improving by not shitting so that you don't focus on anything else that could possibly be wrong ok?
>>28316694
"Of all the words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: I held my poo in."
- Indian Poo Wizard
I used to have chronic constipation.
I once didn't poop for 60 days.
They had to sedate me and pull it out of my colon.
Stay safe.
Nopoo means no shampoo, not abstaining from defecation. I've been doing it for years since I first saw it on here.
>>28317047
>that butthurt nofapper
>>28317068
here is that (you) anon
>>28316694
wad a piece of toilet paper and try to ram it back in
