Let's start this shit up boys, we gotta liven up our fellow robot's nights with good conversation and pretty faces~
I will be there.Will you? 1
>>28315710
I'm already there looking for femanons to black lmao.
>tfw earlier today some qt from the czech republic said I had a horse cock and she stuck her tongue out for me as I came.
>>28315528
an hour of Bee Movie and Shampoo discussion
Come in here lads lads
>>28315777
she told me some fat black guy with a small dick started jerking off for no reason
>>28316150
>tfw r9kers make up random bullshit even if it isn't true to fill there delusions
What has happened to Erica, did she leave forever after her dox? Pic related is her on the right.
will I be judged for going on two nights in a row?
>>28316203
>tfw you gotta take a photo with sid the sloth and a soccerball headed hoe
>>28316217
Ive gone on for like 4 days. This is my first day off, youre fine
>>28316193
We've already seen they pics you've sent Eliza. You're average at best you manlet.
>>28317176
>average at best
>all he saw was a thumbnail
>a literal female is telling me that I have a horse cock compared to a 5 incher and her eyes lit up as soon as she seen it.
>but a r9ker is telling me I don't an autistic beta virgin who's never smelt a vagina.
Who do I believe senpai? : ^ )
>>28317233
The reason why I said compared to a 5 incher is cause surprisingly the girl I showed on r9k who lives in czech republic her boyfriend has a 5 inch dick too. LMAO WHITES GETTING BTFO'D
>>28317233
But you're a virgin lol
>>28317267
But you're a virgin that hasn't gotten any offers.
Girls offer me sex but I deny it due to self control and I'm waiting for my soulmate. But I'ma get head for now on.
>>28317233
A girl you chatted with even said it was small from this thread
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28281115/#28281115
I'm not a virgin you trap loving faggot. I'm the one who beat you the fuck out last thread and had you ignoring my messages : )
>>28317267
Leave Precious alone.
>>28317311
>can't even find the post
Even if a female did say that on here, they are assmad because I obviously hurt them somehow feelings wise. Because tons of girls on here have told me it's huge. Especially that czech girl. Stay assmad tho that no girl wants you : ^ )
>ignoring your messages
>literally 20-30 butthurt orbiters coming at me and I'm btfoing them one by one
lolok
>>28317340
>still using a meme from august 2015
But they call me unoriginal though LMAO
>>28317311
And I'm 100% sure you're a virgin otherwise you wouldn't be a r9ker and take it seriously.
>>28317343
Nigga you orbit and fawn over so many girls here it's pathetic. Go outside and embarrass yourself somewhere else.
>>28317380
>orbiting and fawning over girls here
No retard, they fawn and orbit over me and I literally just give them what they want like a true tyrone. : ^ )
>>28317356
>so flustered he responds to my post twice
Don't get your blood pressure too high.
>>28317399
hahahaha I have never once seen someone here (especially) a girl fawn over you in a thread.
Do you hallucinate those messages?
Go take some more of your neuroleptic to calm your schizo ass down
>>28315528
Oh look.
A cancerous circle jerk.
I'd love to participate, but honestly only about 15 % of you are decent people, through and through.
The rest are just bored teenagers and retards.
>>28317408
>implying it's hard to reply to a post twice
>mfw
>>28317447
>implying girls fawn over guys in the thread
Those are all gay guys idiot.
Girls fawn over me on r9k omegle and skype dumbass. : ^ )
>>28317451
Yes I am a bored 18 year old teenager so what faggot
>>28317451
I can vouch for that Im one of the retards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>28317469
>18
still a pedophile
>>28317469
Literally every girl I've chatted with says you're a creepy thirsty beta.
>>28317469
>Yes I am a bored 18 year old teenager so what faggot
I've already told you what.
It's really cringeworthy talking with some of you people.
And not in a 'oh he's so weird' kind of way
>>28317515
Oops. I didnt realize it was you, my rotund friend
I wouldn't even have bothered to reply.
>>28317451
Well regardless the 15% could be worth deep conversations with, or just r9kfriends to shoot the shit with, man. You gotta stop bein' cynical and start feeling the love.
>>28317489
>18
>16
>legal in both are states
Impossible to be a pedophile
>>28317514
>creepy thirsty beta
>literally I troll and im not even serious in most conversations
>they continue to persist it tho
Every female you've spoken with I have made assmad most likely or they were so ugly that I was cringy on purpose lmao But before I made them assmad they showed some sort of interest. I just rejected it.
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>>28317528
>being this assmad tho
>>28317554
Never mistake the difference between cynicism and experience mah boi!
But a little love is just what some people need, including myself, so you're right about that.
>>28317563
it's time to stop.. where are your parents.
>>28317563
You're not a troll. You legitimately have mental problems you've acknowledged.
And we all know who rejects who ; )
>>28317630
Yeah, I know that I reject them before they even try to talk to me if they're ugly and troll them relentlessly
>>28317624
>time to stop
>parents
>18
>>28317679
>ugly
literally brags about this chick and posts her all the time
you have shit taste bro
ive been gone for a while. fucks going on?
>>28317919
The shut in virgin Michael bragged about leaking some underage nudes. He's still looking for more. There's no stopping his thirstiness.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28273936/#28273936
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28281115/#28281115
>>28315777
>tfw in prison Tyrone will give me his horse cock and he will cum as I stick my tongue out
>tfw no qt to fap on cam with
>>28318281
Are the girls on omegle even worth trying to be lewd with?
>>28318475
I don't know senpai, I'm looking for boys.
>>28318475
Most are underage desu
>>28317779
if I can recall I posted her once and you keep posting here over and over and you have her shit saved. Thirsty much?
>>28318005
>looking for more underaged girls
>most girls on omegle are either 16-18 which is legal for me cause I'm 18
>>28318135
>having fantasizes about a male getting raped
>>28318621
You post nudes of her small chubby tits mashed up a lot along with messages from her. Someone told me you only chatted with her for a day and then she blocked you.
topkek what a fucking loser
>>28318708
I didn't only chat with her for a day if she's still blowing up my phone and I keep talking to her. : ^ )
>>28318765
It's the other way around you stalker. Keep failing to orbit her.
>>28318812
No she's blowing up my phone idiot lmao
>>28318863
lol No you've told me personally about her. Stop lying. No one believes you.
>>28318951
i believe him
>>28318987
nice try michael
>>28319014
I don't got time to samefag retard
>>28318987
ok Michael
>>28319033
>I don't got time to samefag retard
You got time to spam this thread you lazy nigger.
>>28318987
sure you do michael
>>28319042
im not michael.. wtf..
sup guys.
michael here
>>28319042
Yeah that's right bitch boy, sit down.
>>28319069
I got to keep you fucking losers entertained
>>28319120
Look at this faggot trying to gain my respect, ahah. Keep trying youll never get bitches like i do.
>>28319178
Nice try you cuck the real king is me.
>>28319240
That's not me you fucking cuck
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>>28319258
Ahaha you fucking idiots all over my dick pretending to be me? Get off my dick I already got all these bitches sucking on it.
How deep is too deep when you finger your own prostate? Asking for a friend
>>28319240
You are entertaining in a look let's laugh at this retard sort of way.
Got all these bitches sucking my cock!
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>>28315528
Cool story bro, why don't you tell it again ? I got all these bitches on my dick! What are you going to do about it you betas? While you orbit ugly whores on r9k I'm getting my dick sucked by white bitches all day.
Gotta start using a tripcode all these bitch boys trying to impersonate me, get the fuck out of here
I'm 5'11 and fat please send help
Yo this my tripcode all these fake lil niggas on my dick baka
>>28319553
No, Im 6'1 and weigh 190,, also I got a 9 inch BBC what are you going do bitch boy?
>>28319599
All of those stats are over inflated. You're a manlet with an average sized turd and an oversized ego.
hey guys im 5'5 irl and have a 2 inch penis even though im black :(
Omegle is depressing as fuck yet addicting. How can I want to keep doing something that 8/10 times just makes me feel shittier
>>28319178
heh my name is michael too
on god these cuckolds need to stop pretending to be me
>>28320243
You get cucked by every girl who shows "interest" for you for a day because they're out getting pounded by a real Tyrone while you pathetically fap to pics anyone would could get.
