You have been gifted three (3) cosmic good boy points by the transcendental Pepe of omnipotence. You can spend them on any combination of the following:
+1 inch of dick
+1 inch of height
+10 IQ points
-10 lbs of fat
+10 lbs of muscle
+1 year of unconditinal happiness
1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
Whats the correct use? Spend them wisely anon.
I use all 3 points to add 3 zeros at the end of my checking account without a decimal.
>>28314578
I don't even hate to be that guy:
+30 IQ.
Communication > looks.
And what good is anything else on your list if I have no memories of it?
>>28314578
All three go into IQ points, obviously
I'd kill to get out of this perpetual state of being semi-smart but not smart enough for it to mean anything considering all of my deficits.
+3 inches
my internet waifu says I need to be 3 inches more taller for her and she'll have babies with me.
>>28314578
Let's uh, +1 height, +10lbs muscle, aaand +1 year of unconditional happiness.
>>28314578
Can I get 3 of the same, if yes I choose +30 IQ points
If I need different ones
>+10 IQ
>1 inch of height
>1 inch of dick
The other ones can be achieved without making a wish, except for the sex one, although I don't really care.
>>28314646
I think -10 IQ would be better in terms of increasing happiness... Dumb people are more confident and less likely to commit suicide
>>28314578
+ 20 IQ
+ 1 night of consensual sex with a 2D futa vampire loli.
>>28314685
Why not reduce yourself to literally the level of a dog then?
Besides, what you're saying isn't even true. Dumb people live shorter, are sicker, get into more runins with the law, and so on.
>>28314578
+20 IQ
+10 Muscle
>>28314578
Can i use the points to become stacy?
>>28314719
>not getting +30 IQ
>just working out for more muscle
You really need that extra 20 IQ dude
>>28314578
3 years of unconditional happiness
>inb4 its just 3 more years of NEET life
>>28314718
>>28314685
(And that's obviously assuming that you wouldn't remember how you used to be, because if that were the case, I guarantee you'd become suicidal in a matter of seconds.)
>>28314578
+30 IQ points
Do I get a free fedora with that enlightenment?
>>28314682
OP here, you can stack them all however you want. I think the answer is either 3 years of happy followed by an hero or an even spread of height, dick and muscle.
All these people falling for the high IQ equals success and/or happiness meme. Only dumb people want to have a higher IQ. Also magically having a higher IQ wouldn't change your personality nor your life.
3x 1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
10lbs more or less weight is easily lost / gained
As stated above +10 IQ points is the worst choice
1 year of unconditional happiness would only make you crash even harder when it ends so fuck that
+1 inch dick / height are valid choices if you are a manlet and/or have a really small dick
So 3 nights with anyone you ever want is worth more than all these above combined.
+2 height, +1 dick.
Other than IQ, I have some level of control over the rest of those.
>MMXVI
>not wanting to have your cock +3 inches bigger
>>28314800
>magically having a higher IQ wouldn't change your personality nor your life
That's literally, simply, objectively, empirically, easily, academically false.
>high IQ equals success and/or happiness meme
Oh wait, you're a 'hurr the correlation isn't perfect' retard. Sorry for taking you seriously.
+2" Height
+1" Dick Length
Can gain muscle or read books but can't change your dick or height so might as well add to them.
+10 iq
+1 night of consent sex w/anyone
+1 yr of unconditional happiness
Thank you pepe, you have saved me
+10 IQ to put me at 139
+20lbs muscle to put me at a normie physicality
life fixed instantly
>>28314636
tfw now 200'000$ in debt
>>28314826
And another failed faggot that thinks his life would turn for the better if he only had that high IQ. Cry me a river. Where do you people get your sacred truths anyways? Buzz-feed? Jesus Christ anon just an hero.
>>28314800
>the high IQ equals success and/or happiness meme
To elaborate: happiness only exists as it is self-reported. So the fact that retards might, by 'virtue' of being less introspective and having less memory of their lives, declare their lives to have been 8/10 where smart people would call them 6/10 or 4/10, doesn't mean that the lives of the stupid weren't riddled by conflicts, arguments, getting conned, violence, illnesses, accidents, and so on. 'lol those didn't matter I had a great life nonetheless' doesn't make it such.
Idiot.
>>28314578
>tfw 3 extra inches of height still won't make me reach the 6' cutoff
Why live?
>>28314578
Plus 20 IQ and one night of consensual sex with mai waifu
I'd like more muscle, but I can just exercise my way to that. You can't exercise your way to more IQ or waifus.
>>28314896
>And another failed faggot that thinks his life would turn for the better if he only had that high IQ.
Are people still falling for the 'IQ in itself doesn't matter if it's arbitrarily isolated from everything that has been consistently and for decades confirmed to come with it, checkmate atheists' idiocy?
Wow.
>>28314946
>IQ in itself doesn't matter if it's arbitrarily isolated from everything that has been consistently and for decades confirmed to come with it
Like depression?
>>28314982
See >>28314908 for the error of relying on self-reported happiness which you hyperbolize as 'depression'.
>>28314982
>falling for the depression meme
That sounds like a personal problem
>>28314578
2 spent on height caus i'm like 5'7. i'll still be a bit short, i'd just prefer not to be at kill myself levels of height
+10 IQ, would get me semi smart, more than that it would get too autismal for me
>>28314578
+1 inch to my dick
1 year of unconditional happiness
And last one too bang my big booty white hipped pale skin qt cousin
>>28314998
What the fuck do you think happiness is?
>hurrr these people just feel happy they aren't actually happy by my objective standards
Unironically kill yourself you fucking idiot.
>>28314998
>>28314982
Also, it's entertaining how you are reduced to the depression fallacy because you can't even disprove the positive relationships of IQ which you just a post before denied.
+1 inch of dick to be above average instead of under
+20 lbs of muscle to give a better base to start working out on and get rid of all the fat manually
>>28314934
>You can't exercise your way to more IQ
Yes you can. It's called a proper education.
>>28314578
+10 IQ points
-10 lbs of fat
1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
>>28314578
I honestly don't care for my dick
Adding 3 inches of height would make me 5'10, which would be nice.
IQ is almost useless, I also have no idea what my real IQ is anyway (Only what the internet has told me, and the internet always lies),
I'm skinny as hell
I can just build muscle, rather not waste points on something I can work on while height or IQ is permanant,
Happiness only lasts a year, so probably not worth it
I don't care for sex.
So all in all, everything is useless for me besides height, so this is an easy choice, 3 inches for height please.
>>28315029
No. You can't become a quicker grasper.
>>28315029
That's called education you faglord. Your IQ won't change drastically in your whole life. It might raise a little when you are younger and generally lower as you get older but you can't train to get a higher IQ in any way. You can get educated but you won't reach a higher IQ.
Kill yourself desu
>>28315052
>IQ is almost useless
In case of validity of IQ, I admit that it is one of those rare cases that ignorance is bliss...
>inb4 you compress the entirety of its social correlates into that 'almost' of yours
>>28315018
>Also, it's entertaining how you are reduced to the depression fallacy
It's a proven fact.
> because you can't even disprove the positive relationships of IQ
IQ is positive thing until about 120. After that it's about personality traits and higher IQ actually correlates with less success, more depression and disattachment from other people.
>which you just a post before denied.
Wasn't my post.
>>28315029
That's memorisation and education.
With a higher IQ I could process more faster. My learning and thinking would be more efficient.
>>28314578
tfw i would spend
>1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
on my sister
>>28315015
Well then, I don't give a fuck about 'happiness'. I want memories, depth of feeling, awareness, quickness, emotions, independence, opinions, knowledge, being right, appreciating and creating art, beside the innumerable social, financial, and health-wise positives. If that comes with pain, be it.
An inch of dick
10 lbs of muscle
1 year of unconditional happiness
+20 iq and one night of consensual sex with Jordyn Jones.
>>28315134
>implying any of that comes from "muh high IQ"
Just kill yourself fampai there is nothing left for you in this mortal world
>>28314578
+10 muscle
Two nights of consexual sex with childhood male oneitises
Does adding muscle mean it'll be permanent or will you have to keep working on it, because for the people who ask for muscle, if you don't work those muscles then they will disappear within a few months.
>>28315002
You'd be 5'9, that's still 'kill yourself' level, manlet. 6' minimum or just end it all.
>>28315196
Anybody adding muscle is a lazy fool anyways, the only patrician options are the ones that will be permanent
>>28315097
>It's a proven fact.
That self-reported happiness might (might -- you haven't given the proof -- higher occurrence of depression isn't equivalent to it) correlate with IQ doesn't mean that your reliance on that fact in discussion in the face of your inability to disprove its objective positives is not a fallacy.
>more depression
See above. Depression is an illness; that it, narrowly defined, might increase within a small subpopulation predisposed to it doesn't mean that there isn't a general happiness-increasing trend. To help you imagine this, imagine having a car. Sure having a car break down is an unique suffering known only to carowners, but it doesn't mean that it generally doesn't make people happier.
>higher [than 120] IQ actually correlates with less success
False.
tl;dr you're an idiot.
>>28314578
3 on height since i am 5'7
>>28315241
>might correlate with IQ
*negatively
1 inch of dick 10 IQ points 10lbs muscle.
>>28315241
cool arguments, cant possible refute such evidence, you won grats
>>28315052
eat more you fucking faggot everyone can gain weight its physics
>>28314781
spending on muscle or fat is a waste. you can get that kind of muscle gain in 5-6 months, and you can get that fat loss in 2-3
Best combination for me would be
>+1 dick size for self perception gains
>+1 height for self perception gains
>+10 iq for mental performance gains
>>28314578
Well the problem for me is lately I've blamed my general malaise on being heavy. I'd like to believe weight loss would likely lead to unconditional happiness for me, long term, so should I lose 30lbs or just go for unconditional happiness, then the weight won't even matter and I'll definitely be happy as shit, but only for three years. And if I did pick the weight loss, what's to say it won't be my magic key to happiness and I'm still depressed and it leads me to a darker place even than before?
>>28315299
he really has great arguments now hasn't he? Apparently we are idiots. Good heavens how could we ever in a hundred thousand years argue on that level? Well guess we can only kill ourselves now that our eyes have been opened!
3 nights consensual sex
I guess I don't belong here. I've had sex and kissed several girls but I just am absolutely terrified of sex. I feel like having sex a few times will make me more comfortable and I'd feel a bit of intimacy with someone, which is something I really need.
>>28315241
Pictorially. (This editor is a pain to use...)
>>28315299
Hush.
>>28315321
>thinking the perspective that comes with +30 IQ wouldn't help you realize the pointlessness of worrying about height or penis size
It's almost fortunate that this scenario is hypothetical. You really are clueless.
>>28315408
GOOD GOD THIS LEVEL OF ARGUMENTATION HASN'T BEEN SEEN SINCE THE GLORY DAYS OF CICERO!
Just kill yourself already before you make yourself look like even more of a fool.
two real options
+3 years of happiness
then kill yourself
-30 IQ
Nothing is ever expected of you again, you are too un-self aware and retarded to be anxious or unhappy
possible retardBUX
I would use 2 points to make myself 2 inches taller
Then I would use one point on the sex so I could fuck the girl who i fell in love with in high school and avoid having a midlife crisis because I never banged her
>>28314578
3 years of unconditional happiness, please. Or, may be, +10 IQ and 2 years of happiness?
>>28315446
Anon, it hurts to see you apparently think so lowly of readers of this thread as to think that they'll take seriously your fallacy of saying that I'm to blame for not providing at the moment the sources backing the relationships I claimed -- as though they weren't both common sense and common knowledge -- and instead just pointing out a mistake in your reasoning.
>>28315481
>you are too un-self aware and retarded to be anxious or unhappy
Ruining your body by a stupidly preventable accident or life choice is not possible to be unaware of of even for retards.
>>28314578
this is all guy shit
+1 inch dick length
+1 inch dick girth
+10 IQ points
>>28315531
>not growing yourself a 3 inch girlpenis
>>28315497
>implying facts and "common sense" and "common knowledge" are the same
I knew you were retarded but that retarded?
You really fit in here kid, you really do.
+1 inch of dick
+1 year of unconditional happiness
+1 year of unconditional happiness
If I cant have two of the same, then I'll take 1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want.
+30 IQ
I'm perfect in any other way.
>>28315566
To be honest collecting and exchanging facts got boring a couple of years ago. It's mechanical; watching the ways that people disregard them, or misuse definitions, or other mistakes they make, is more fulfulling at this point.
Fat and muscle are worthless, dnp can lose 10lbs in 2 weeks. Tren can give you 10lbs muscle in under a month easily, probably less but I don't know how much of gain is water so I'm conservative and people cycle or blast for months at a time anyway. Sex is also dumb, I mean maybe if you're planning on fucking a world leader or something for blackmail, but you're playing with fire there, sounds like a good way to dissappear. Happiness is tempting but the following lifetime would be hell in comparison.
So height, dick and iq. I'm already 6'3, anymore is an inconvenience, I already hit my head on obstacles and can't sit on the back. Thanks to the gaussian distribution you get into a better percentile by dumping it all in one area. Despite this I'd still want to split it. I'm 5 1/2x4 5/8". Make that 6 1/2x5 5/8" and +20 iq. That's still 1.33SD gained, above average dick, height, and iq, the only way anyone could fuck that up is by being me. Regardless I'd fuck it up less than if I didn't have those things, so it's an improvement.
Thank you space pepe.
>>28314578
>Dicks fine at 5.5
>Heights fine at 6'2
>I'm already smart
10 pounds isn't much senpai you really cheated me on those.
Unconditional happiness is a literal trap because I could wind up as a HRT sex slave and be unconditionally happy about it. What a fucking nightmare.
>I don't know who I'd fuck.
Guess I'll go with 20lbs fat loss and 10lbs muscle to upper body please.
Should kickstart my pushup routine a little better.
+2 inches to my already towering 5'7 figure
+1 year of unconditional happiness
the sex sounds nice but 'tis better to have never loved at all than to have loved and lost
>1 inch of dick (now 8 inches)
>1 year of unconditional happiness
>10 IQ points
Don't need 10 lbs of muscle, since I can always just start lifting, and obviously don't need -10 lbs of fat since I'm lanky.
Might consider one night of sex over either dick inch or IQ points, since I REALLY want to fuck a trap like Sasha Skye since I feel like I either have to get my tranny fetish out of my system, or just embrace my incidental bisexuality.
>>28314578
-10lbs fat
+1 inch height
+10 IQ points
>>28314578
Obviously +30 IQ so i can start pushing boundaries and writing thingslewd things on /d/ that is.
>inch of dick to hit average
>inch of height to hit vice chancellor of manlets
>consensual sex
Could probably do with the IQ but fuck it.
>>28315711
>the sex sounds nice but 'tis better to have never loved at all than to have loved and lost
What i mean is that id never get to fuck again and what look back on the experience in anguish
triple up on IQ
how is this even a question
>>28315796
>triple up on IQ
Your current IQ is 15?
Good choice.
>>28315306
It's Biology. Also I am gaining weight if that helps.
>>28314578
+30 IQ every time
I mean, I already study engineering at a world top 10 uni so I'm probably 110-120+ but still.
>>28315796
You think having a 130+ IQ will get you friends and a girlfriend?
>>28314578
I'm a wagecuck can I still participate.
+1 Dick
+10 IQ
-10lb fat
>>28315864
>I already study engineering at a world top 10 uni so I'm probably 110-120+
Much more. Even humanities students at decent universities are 115. People underestimate themselves for... fear of seen as placing importance on IQ next to fear of responsibility? I don't know -- I never either underestimate or overestimate myself.
>>28315531
because
>girls can't be robots
>>28315909
Absolutely.
To get a fuckpal, you hardly need IQ, but a lasting relationship, definitely.
>>28314578
If only I could get -1 inches of dick. My 19 incher is annoying at times.
>>28315531
+1 inch of boob instead then. The rest is still relevent to woman.
>>28315962
>My 19 incher is annoying at times.
You can't get it out of your hair when you're sitting and you get an erection?
>>28314578
-30 lbs of fat
>>28315964
What the fuck is an inch of boob? And why would you want it to be only on one of them?
>>28314578
-30 pounds of fat.
I want to be 80 pounds at 19.
>>28314578
30 IQ baby
im leaving you mortals behind.
>>28316004
How am I suppose to know? You should know that I don't see boobs often.
>>28316004
An inch farther out from the chest
>>28315719
Actually, revising my answer since I didn't think we could get multiple of the same thing.
>20 IQ points
>1 inch of dick
+1 inch dick. I'm not really worried about my height and I think everything else can be increased with work.
>>28314578
> sex with oneitis
> one year of happiness
> extra height
knowing what my life could be like could be the motivation I need to chase it after the year is up tbqhwyf.
+30 IQ points pls
>>28316232
IQ and happiness can't though, realistically fat and muscle are the only changeable ones, and even the only to a point.
>>28314982
Fuck off, Lisa.
3 years of unconditional happiness
>>28316303
You can increase your IQ through education and your happiness through how you think about and live your life. Obviously iq and happiness are going to be more difficult to increase depending on where you live.
One inch of benis
One inch of height and 10+ IQ points, thank you.
>>28314578
Dick, IQ, and muscle.
>>28315531
I'm sorry i'll add one:
+10,000 dollars
>>28316338
>You can increase your IQ through education
That's like saying you can become an architect by learning to fit out bathrooms.
>>28314578
+1 inch dick
+2 height, I'm done
+30 IQ
Muscle gain and fat loss is done by working out
IQ allows for more possibilities in life
IQ allows for potential to create dick and height extension medicine
Once fitness and other goals are achieved it is possible to have happiness and sex someone u want
IQ master race
>>28316382
Study improves intelligence. Study is necessary to education. If I had said that study increases IQ I would have been more correct, but the fact remains that by participating in an educational program you can become more intelligent.
>>28316382
>>28316338
And don't get me wrong, education is crucial. But it's nowhere near the whole of what IQ bestows. Unless you consider 'education' broadly as that everything high IQ lets understand, everyone 'can' understand too by extra effort; which is (1) tautological and (2) a worthless claim because of the constraints of human lifetime. And not even that would help you with involuntary memorization, which IQ also affects.
>>28314578
I guess 1 inch of dick, 1 inch of hieght, and 10 IQ. Everything else I roughly have control over.
>>28314578
+2 inch d
+1 year of unconditional happiness
>>28316434
Ah cool. So you're saying that if I arbitrarily choose to neglect all other areas of life such as friends and work and entertainment, I 'can' become educated even with a low IQ, if I decide to grind through with something that bores me and repels me. What a feasible, meaningful sense of 'capacity'. I feel spirited.
+1 inch to dick
+2 inch to height
self confidence restored :DD
Nah. I'm good, senpai.
what a dumb cyoa, +30 IQ is literally the only good choice
>>28316501
But the 'retards are happier' meme!
>>28316477
Also, wow, nearly forgot!
>inb4 the nobody says you're going to become the next Einstein strawman
Did I make it in time?
>>28316415
Dick and height extension medicine huh sign me up
>>28314578
+ 1 inch to dick for a grand total of 6.5 inch
+ 1 to height for grand total of 5'7"
+ 10 IQ points for a grand total of 168
with these powers I can be slightly physically superior, and perhaps it'll make it easier to find an interesting girl to mate with.
>>28316477
Yes if you make an effort to study the right subjects you can increase your iq. You don't have to neglect other aspects of your life to do this as long as you make sure to set some time aside everyday to study you will slowly increase your iq.
>>28316587
Ah, so you're saying that you can become educated (+ the arbitrary condition of that you set aside time (+ the arbitrary condition that you don't let this interfere with your life))...
That's a veritable stack of those arbitrary conditions that you're making. Return to earth from your fantasy. With so many conditions, it just doesn't happen in practice. Which was my and others' point all along: you practically can't improve your education beyond the brackets of your IQ. You're just retardedly guilty of abusing the term 'can', and only when pressed do you acknowledge the arbitrary, implausible conditions it requires.
Retard.
>>28316582
>158 IQ
Which test?
>>28314578
+30 IQ
It's the only thing on the list that I wouldn't end up regretting.
>>28316582
>5'6
nigga you BETTER put all 3 in there just to be a little LESS than average then you already ARE!!!
+1 dick, +1 height, year of happiness
>>28316700
I went to a shrink and got an actual test
this was when I was several years younger though so I didn't bother asking for the name of the test
>>28316667
Laziness is the only thing stopping you from increasing your intelligence.
>>28314578
> -10lbs of fat
> +10lbs of muscle
> +10lbs of muscle
All the others are useless to me:
> +1 inch of dick
My dick is pretty satisfying to me.
> +1 inch of height
Still a manlet.
> +1 year of unconditional happiness
I am comfortable in my numbness.
> 1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
I don't care. I'll probably see a hooker if I don't get laid by 21.
>>28316767
*meant
> +10 IQ points
instead of the second
> +10 lbs of muscle
3 points:Pure willpower
You have an ungodly amount of willpower,allowing you to dedicate time and energy towards any pursuit and to not be deterred by pain,hardship or failure.
Success not guaranteed.
>>28316667
In other words, 99.999% of people, when they say the word 'can', 'you can do it', never stop to consider what exactly is the real span of plausibility they are to describe; they, so to say, pull the person to the claim, 'yes you can, you can, YOU REALLY CAN, GET UP AND DO THIS!!!', rather than tailor the claim to the person, 'hm, considering the makeup of the asker, can they really do that? well, findings so far suggest the possibility is... let's look up studies about comparable situations...'. In other words, rather than stopping and considering the given data that describe the asker and allow describing their capacity, they take the asker and fill him with extra motivation. They don't answer the question; they take the question as a request for motivation and provide it.
The epitome of lack of a scientific mindset...
>>28316801
Oh, and, well, of course, they hardly refrain from insults as well: >>28316757.
Well, it's not as if they 'can' do the reading that would let them understand their errors...
>>28314578
Subtract 100 IQ
now have 13 points
add 50 pounds of muscle, 3 inches on dick, and 5 inches height
TARD STRENGTH ACTIVATED
>>28316827
Look, Daquan's back.
>>28316767
What a waste. You'd get the same results on three months of testosterone and anadrol. Pct and you'll easily keep 20lbs muscle and 10lbs less fat.
>>28314578
+ 10 lbs of muscle
+ 20 IQ points
>>28316801
(The point is to recognize when the 'you can...' you have on the tip of your tongue begins to rely on arbitrary provision of effort by the asker of 'can I...?' -- because that's the exact point that your reply becomes descriptively useless, because it is no longer empirically anchored in e.g. personality traits or a specific environment, but in said arbitrary, description-defeating 'giving effort'.)
2x 10 IQ points
1x +1 inch of dick
Thank you omnipotent pepe
And seriously, who the fuck is going to pick losing 10 lbs of fat? You can go sweat off 10 lbs of weight right now if you really want.
>>28316827
>tfw skelly
Take fat and it becomes too easy. I'd max everything out, 160iq, 6'6, 8x6". Then I'd convince one of those dating shows to run a special. From fat to Chad in a year of drug use. I would hurt everyone around me, brainlets would cower at my intelligence, manlets would an hero as they cry in my shadow, no cervix would go unbruised or an anus unfissured.
>>28314578
+3 inch of dick
My IQ is plenty high and muscle gain/fat loss is something I can do by myself. Height is fine too.
>>28315531
Because this board is for robots.
>>28314646
If you're currently ~80 IQ this would work for you. Otherwise you're just going to hit the other end of the spectrum and not be able to relate to all these fucking retards taking up space on the planet now.
>1 night
>+1 inch on dick and height
I'd do anything for the 3 inches to hit 5'10. it's more or less the american equivalent of being 6'2 in my country, model tier
>>28314578
High IQ fag here
+1 Dick
+2 Height
>>28314578
+3 height
I would be 6'0"
Please based pepe
>>28317145
For a grand total of 4 inches of dickwhich is 2 more than I have
+1 Height, +10 IQ points, +1 year of unconditional happiness.
>>28317177
>not be able to relate to all these fucking retards
My current IQ being 90 notwithstanding, that's exactly what I want. I'm too empathetic, impressionable, swayable. It is vital that I have an unshakable basis of interlocking facts that would counterweigh my vulnerability to suggestion.
>>28314578
dump all into IQ points since I either dont care about the other shit or could do it efficiently with more smarts
I'm really smart and I have a message for all the iqposters.
Being really smart is not a guarantee of happiness.
Spend your cgbp more freely.
>>28317853
>Being really smart is not a guarantee of happiness.
Literally only highschoolers think this is an argument.
'It's not a guarantee so the relationship means nothing!'
Seriously?
>>28317905
>>28317853
(And I don't even mention your narrow-mindedness of assuming people exclusively care about happiness, or rather -- that their happiness is not located in what IQ brings.)
>>28315709
>dick is fine at 5.5
topkek anon
3 inches of dick
Just top lel at the rest of this thread, maybe I'd grab a year of happiness though
>>28317905
High IQ is correlated with drug use, depression, and suicide. (Existential angst)
The hedonist in me wants 3 nights of sex, with perhaps a bigger dick. If the one night of sex included circumstances leading up to the sex that wasn't >got drunk at a bar; I'd definitely spend a point on that. The egotist in me wants dick, IQ, and maybe height.
Obviously
>1 inch more benis will make me almost 8 inches
>1 inch more to height to make me 6 ft
>1 night of sex with my waifu
This makes the man
>>28318045
You are correlated with not reading this thread in which I addressed all explicit and implicit poings you there made.
>>28318040
>3 in of dick
>no girth
Enjoy your pencil dick
>tfw 5'8 in height, 5.5 inch dick
idgaf about my height I'd just stack all 3 inches on my dick for an 8.5 monster. That alone would boost my confidence massively.
>>28318076
>>28318045
In fact, you're probably just a samefag with a deep emotional dissonance/agenda. A self-hating intelligent person? Bullying? I don't really care.
>>28314578
Add 3 inches so I'll be 5'7
>>28318076
I'm not going to read all your paranthetical shitposts, faggot
>>28318110
>I'm not going to read
Tell me something I didn't know.
>>28318100
Proof that intelligence =/= happiness . IQfags btfo
>>28318146
>intelligence =/= happiness
You probably don't even realize that this is anecdotal evidence, do you?
>>28314646
I've Got an iq of 143.
I really don't think more would help, but if youre dumb as fuck, maaaaybe.
20 more IQ points would make me smarter than Einstein, and a lot more able to accomplish many things I want, so I don't really need 30. I should spend 2 points on that.
I am already almost 6 feet tall, so I don't need any bonuses there.
I'm pretty muscular already and I know how to lose fat when I want to so either would be a waste.
I have a lot of sex already.
A dick inch or a year of happiness? I guess I would probably be pretty despondent after my year was up, but going from a 7 inch to an 8 inch cock would be pretty special.
Okay, I have my order ready: 3 dick inches please.
Add 30 pounds of muscle to my dick.
>>28318161
(Of course, the claim is ludicrous in itself...
>'Respiratory capacity != circulatory pressure.'
>'...Yes?'
>'Oceanic biomass != aquatic biomass.'
>'...Obviously? What's your point?'
>'Intelligence != happiness.'
>'TRUTH!!! WORD!!! SUCH WISDOM!!! THIS GUY GETS IT!!! DOWN WITH INTELLIGENCE!!! IQFAGS GTFO!!!!!!!!!'
You really are silly.)
>>28314578
All into IQ since it doesn't say when the year of happiness starts
>>28314578
+30 IQ.
More than anything my entire life, I've longed to be more intelligent. Learn quicker, gain a deeper understanding of subjects, improved memory. I hate being an average 100 dumbass. Not saying that it would make my life perfect, but it would make my goals a little more feasible.
>>28318170
It really baffles me that people would take iq when it influences so little.
What do they expect to happen?
That they could suddenly outcompete businessmen with zero experience and erase their insecurities and biases on a whim?
It really is silly.
>>28318207
(Of course, you're stressing the epiphany that 'IQ != happiness' so to pretend to catch iQ at failing to provide something, strictly, exclusively so to be able to put the word 'IQ' inside an accusation, no matter how ludicrous ('it's not 100% absolutely perfectly guaranteed to make you happy!!!'), so to obscure its profound protective-causal power... But this is all old shit that it might be amusing to reveal to you -- to universal disacknowledgement and ostracism -- once or twice, as I would years ago, but no longer.)
>>28318242
You must be really young, or you would know better than to reveal this desire next to posts like >>28318246. Good luck in your endeavours though.
>>28318246
Shut up, dumb itdoesn'tmatterinitselfer.
>>28318246
I want IQ because I want to read and learn more, faster. I want to speed rea with more effeciency. I want to learn music theory. I want to notice more details about life.
I don't believe that I could suddenly overcome all of the power struggles that keep me where I am in life if I was a lot smarter, but I certainly could develop myself into who I want to be a lot faster.
>pick -30 pounds of fat
>die
+10 lb of muscle is actually ridiculous, a normal person would be lucky to gain that in a year with intense training. With steroids would be the only way really, and even then you have all the bad side effects.
+30 lb muscle, easily.
>>28318246
IQ profoundly affects every facet of life, especially as drastic of a change as +30.
What would you pick? A single night of sex? Gaining a little weight? Nice things to have of course but their impact is nothing compared to the IQ bonus.
>>28314578
>no option to have better social skills
>no option to cure my laziness
i guess dick, IQ, and sex.
>>28318354
Bad side effects of steroids: a little more body hair maybe some temporary testicular atrophy and that's it.
That doesn't sound so bad really. Have you done even the most basic of research on personal AAS use?
>>28314636
Lol good luck with your 1000
Intelligence is the only utterly invaluable resource in my opinion.
3 points in intellect.
>>28318354
OP here, this and 3 years happiness are the best answers. 30 lbs of pure muscle without the stress on your body of weight training would be an ENOURMOUS boon to your health. IQ was a trap for fools, and I'm sad to see how many 8 the b8
>>28314927
that's why you should put it all in dick length and then do freaky midget porn
>>28318395
Explain to me how you believe a slight edge on a conceptual scale as grossly oversimplified as iq would translate into a quantifiable advantage in life, as gained though an increase in one of the cognitive functions iq purportedly measures.
I chose weight loss and muscle mass because that shits hard work and takes time.
>>28314578
Muscle, Height, IQ
6'2 would be cool
>>28314578
20 IQ points and a year of happiness thank you. I will use my happy year right now
>>28314578
I use all my good boy points in tendies wathever sum of tendies that may be
>>28314578
+3 years of unconditional happiness, i'd kill myself on the last day of the 3rd year
:)
>>28314818
I agree with this. Relatively intelligent however merely average in terms of height.
>>28315408
so as self-reported happiness increases, so does your iq?
>>28314578
+2 Inches of Height
+10 lbs of Muscle
can the +1 to dick be applied as girth?
>tfw decent length but pencil dick
>>28318675
It doesn't specify length in the op.
I wonder if anyone wants to revise their cgbp distribution in light of this.
>>28318499
Without the training suddenly gaining 30lbs of muscle would fucking destroy you bones, joints, tendons, and ligaments. Easily the dumbest choice. 3 years of happiness would also be bad. You'd be unable to cope with the real world after wards. Thin in the second worst choice. I understand you are not very smart so you don't understand IQ and percentiles, but it is the only good option.
>>28318536
>a slight edge on a conceptual scale as grossly oversimplified as iq
Did you try to make this bait bad, or did it came out this way accidentally?
You can't even articulate why IQ is 'oversimplified'. What are you going to reply with? 'Multiple intelligences'? The dramatic cry of 'you can't reduce a human being to a single number'? The 'there is no consensus how to define intelligence' confusion that relies on failing to understand that a definition needn't be verbal, but is defined by test reliability?
>>28318657
...Yes?
Did you think that I would applaud a 'saying I'm happy makes me smart' joke?
>>28314578
I'll take one inch of dick height and 20 IQ points
>>28314578
id go for the 30 points on IQ as there isnt one for health, I'm pretty content with what i've been given in the other regards and this would be the only one that I see changing my life for the best
>>28318536
I assumed he meant IQ when he said IQ. You should look up what that is means. 30 points is two standard deviations, more than a slight edge. IQ is positively correlated with damn near every good thing there is in life. IQ can't be increased very much, and definitely not my 30 points no matter how hard you work. With drugs weight gain and fat loss is easy as fuck. It's your imaginary points to waste as you please though.
>>28316370
Thanks anon.
I needed this, maybe i'll stay alive another week because that was just fucking hilarious
>>28318937
Just curious: what's your degree/job? It's rare to see someone acknowledge IQ so calmly and directly.
>>28318977
he's probably just shilling to justify his payments to mensa
>>28319025
At least that was funny.
That said,
>joining a society whose entry requirement is counted in centiles and not milliles at least
1 into dick, 1 into height, 10 into IQ. The rest of that shit is possible to change. Also, am I allowed to trade for 10 more points if the next 10 years of my life are unconditional misery and suffering?
>>28318848
I'm not overly familiar with the strength of my own faculties, but you don't seem to believe you share my personal failing here.
I'm sure you'll be forthwith in describing to me your particular intelligence. I'm most interested in the strength of your spacial reasoning relative to the mean strength.
That one is particularly helpful in a twenty first century lifestyle.
That and propensity for spotting palindromes.
>>28318937
Correlation is not causation.
Name five things that are damn good in life that iq supposedly correlates with. And I assume you mean positively correlates.
You can't have spacial reasoning or ease of spotting palindromes.
>>28319199
>Correlation is not causation.
Twin adoption studies.
lrn2termdropping
>>28319025
Personally, I have been tested as having a 99 IQ, literally double digit retard level. I agree with him 100%. It's very harsh and unfair, but it's true. You can barely improve your IQ, and IQ is an extremely valuable and useful thing.
I have a job and life is okay, but I still put the barrel of my M&P up my mouth once or twice a week. I'm too much of a pathetic coward to pull the trigger, though, and I don't think I'll ever have the courage.
Might sound like a laughable and retarded thing to kill yourself over, but that number has been hanging over my head for more than a decade now. It will never go away as long as I'm alive.
In case you are still in this thread "IQ guy", could you explain a little more about what you said in post >>28317665 ? I'm not doubting or debating it, but interested to read more about the relation and mechanisms between IQ, empathy and suggestability. If you can't or don't want to explain, could you at least provide me with some reading? This far I've only read some writings on Paul Cooijmans' website.
>>28319310
>Twin adoption studies.
*Twin/adoption
>>28319318
>99 IQ, literally double digit retard level
Aw. I was suicidal when I first read how much IQ correlates with, too. If it makes you feel better, you're smart enough to notice that retardation is even one point difference from the mean. It made me smile.
2 for dick 1 for height
>>28319199
he did say positively correlated so its good you assume thats what he meant
IQ.
Fat.
Muscle.
>>28319310
You know, stonewalling correlates with losing an argument.
It isn't causal though.
>>28319425
I wan weasel out of this small error by saying that it was my intention to mean that if he had said correlates alone, I would have assumed he meant positively correlates.
>>28319318
This is why I'll never test myself. I was tested a few times in the third grade and ranged from 135-140, but everybody does well when they're young. I'm confident that my mind has rotted from disuse over the past near-decade of being out of school, and I certainly don't feel intelligent, especially so when I'm around other people. For now, I'm content with thinking I'm at least above average, but if I were to be tested and it turns out that I'm just average, I would be just as haunted as yourself.
>>28314746
10 pounds of muscle is quite a bit. 10 iq points ain't shit
>>28319509
You got things backwards there m7
>>28314674
What kind of self-absorbed bitch says something like that?
>>28319540
Any woman would say such thing.
>>28319509
10 lbs of muscle aint shit. Just hop on steroids for two years like Zyzz did and you too can be a greek god.
is the muscle permanent and doesn't have to be maintained? also I don't know how much 10 lbs. is. If I already have like no body fat would it give me defined abs and triceps and whatnot?
If yes to both of those then:
+10 IQ
+10 lbs of muscles
+1 inch of height so I can finally say I'm 6 ft without lying
>>28319509
You can lose or gain muscle over the course of your life. It's something that can change in both directions. IQ is something that you can barely increase at all, pretty much never by a standard deviation, but you can certainly decrease by a standard deviation. You still think muscle is more valuable than IQ?
>>28319364
>Paul Cooijmans
Ohh, nice to see him read. I used to post him here.
Well, basically think autism. Paul Cooijmans highlights the phenomenon of thinking in cliches.
For instance, when somebody hears 'IQ is not everything', the average person will just look at it superficially, and adopt it as true on the emotional authority (and emoional context, think tone of voice) of who said it, without sitting on it and in time realizing it's a worthless claim because IQ's value is not determined by how much it causes/predicts in itself, but whether there is a factor with a higher external validity than it (there isn't). In other words, the thing is to intuitively sense the idea of predictive power and apply it, rather than being satisfied with acquiring a cliche, a chunk of phrase to reply to IQ's detractors with just because they disalign from the dogma you've been emotionally exposed to (namely, IQ = to be derided).
Or, for instance, when they hear about 'multiple intelligences', they too will not be satisfied with accepting the superficial explanation that 'that's right, there are many kinds of abilities', but will additionally relate the choice of word to the politically engineered attempt to push the idea of a general intelligence (the g factor) out of public awarness (if there are multiple intelligences, then there can't be one general intelligence according to which to rank people, rite?)
So, the point is, such conclusions can come in two ways: either you are naturally free from adopting cliches emotionally (are autistic), or your raw IQ can tear through the emotional first impressions and, in time, make you doubt what you hear ('b-but... hmm. let me think. I'm not sure quite this is the proper way to think about it.'). Ideal, of course, is both being on the spectrum and intelligent.
I'm sorry I only have so little to say.
>>28319661
...By the way, here's another example of failing to spot a cliche in one's thinking: >>28319472 'everybody does well when they're young'. Literally Lake Wobegon.
>>28319661
I get it.
You're a closet racist pseudo intellectual.
Your brother dies at the end.
I loved you in fight club.
>>28319661
>>28319364
Also, sorry, no other real reading suggestions, and not for lack of looking. But I believe that Simon Baron-Cohen's ideas are readworthy.
>20 lbs muscle
>10 IQ points
any other answer is retarded
>>28319661
tl;dr lack of autism keeps you from relating what you hear to your other knowledge and makes you readier to repeat it verbatim in mimicry of the context you first heard it in.
>>28319745
>pseudo intellectual
It's 'pseudo-intellectual'.
>>28319917
Yes it is.
Anyone else want to defend iq as the literal embodiment of personal worth and capacity for reason?
This guy's done.
>>28319963
>the literal embodiment of personal worth and capacity for reason
Poor shitposter, you've noticed that the only fallacy you know that's applicable here, 'IQ is not everything', has been addressed ITT, so you're reduced to rephrasing it in elaborate sentences so to restate your sentiment.
>>28315013
>can fuck literally anyone on the planet
>pick a family member
Top kek m8
>>28319997
It's an atrocious measure of intelligence. It considers no single faculty. Two people of the same iq score may be wholly different in ability in for instance, logic, short term recall or even fucking vocabulary. All of which can be taught.
No one in this thread has the ability to claim otherwise.
And really, the point I'd like to make, is that if you're an idiot, you should pick iq.
>>28319610
>still think muscle is more valuable than IQ?
How do you know I'm not Stephen Hawking?
>>28314578
+3 inches of dick
>tfw 10'' dick that ill never fuck a qtpi with
if only I could be naked with a woman in a room with her consent maybe id have a shot
>>28314578
+10 IQ points
+10lbs of muscle
+1 year of unconditional happiness
>>28314578
IQ is more valuable the smarter you already are. If I had to GUESS, I have a 115-120 IQ. Smart, but nothing particularly special. But 145-150 is genius tier. So +30 IQ it is.
>>28314578
>1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
What are the restraints on this? Can I say for instance that I want three nights of consensual sex, one with Aphrodite, one with Cleopatra and one with an all knowing subjective 10/10 female humanoid qt that makes anyone who has sex with her become omniscient as well? If not, +30 IQ please.
>>28320541
>3 nights of consensual sex with anyone
>first night Donald Trump
>second night Adolf Hitler
>third night Mussolini
Hopefully I can bring the antichrist into this world
>>28314578
+10 IQ, +10 lbs muscle, and +1 year of happiness please.
