HARD MODE: Say "plz be my gf"
Texted my sister
>"your beautiful"
>"plz be my gf"
She replied
>"hahaha wtf have u been smokin weed???"
>>28314209
>tfw dont have her number
1. some girl I know from college
>you're beautiful
>thx
2. another girl I know a bit better from college
>you're beautiful, plz be my gf
no reply let
should I text her pls respond?
>>28314209
>implying i know any girls
original
>>28314352
>pls respond
classic
is this a good response I can't tell
>>28314423
ok I just texted her that
I will update you guys if she responds
>>28314433
>not "t-thanks"
kinda rude desu
>>28314209
I straight up haven't done this since I was 16, and no coochie is worth groveling for.
>"You're beautiful"
>"plz be my gf"
>"r u serious?"
>"uh...yes?"
>"Omg ur serious??? For real?? It's about time youve asked, Ive been waiting forever!!! Of course i will, and thank you for the compliment, ur sweet!"
Oh shit. I wasn't ready for this.
I'll post the convo in a second, I have to edit out names/numbers and such. Kinda freaking right now, REALLY wasn't expecting this
>>28314763
>tfw r9k gets you a gf
You can now leave this board and never return, lucky bastard.
>>28314763
shit
congratulations
>>28314763
desu i literally wept
>>28314763
You don't want the kind of girl that will accept that level of shittery for boyfriend material.
>>28314763
>"omg lol I think he fell for it!"
>>28314763
>mfw /r9k/ will never do this for me
Congrats pham
the only girl I have in my contacts is my mom and she doesn't want anything to do with me
>>28314881
"when he thinks you are for real #WasteHisTime2016"
>>28314907
>"you should send him back a photo of you and chad"
>>28314423
Classic Paul Dano tbo.
>>28314763
>I'll post the convo in a second, I have to edit out names/numbers and such.
31 minutes ago
>>28315330
>believing anything posted here
baka desu senpai
>>28314709
Saved
Origjna
>>28315574
everything on this board is a work of autistic fiction
