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How do I become a girl's emotional bf?
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How do I become a girl's emotional bf?
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No way. I am not mentally healthy enough to play daddy to some retarded roastie toastie.
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whats an emotional bf
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>>28313791

Basically a full bf but platonic and the girl gets to sleep around with chads.
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>>28313831
How can I convince my loving gf to do this
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>stop being a neckbeard
>be over six feet tall
>have at least 7.5/10 looks
>give her flowers and poetry
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>>28313983

Idk why don't u ask her
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give her all your autism
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Once she says "you're like a brother" then you've made it.
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>>28314087
>"you're like a brother"
what are your thoughts on incest?
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>>28313726
Find a girl struggling with relationships and befriend her.

Give her gifts, respect her privacy, always listen to what she has to say and take it to heart. You should think about her every day.

Sooner or later she will encounter and fall for a dominant and exciting man and you'll be there to break the fall when he pumps her and dumps her on her ass do the cycle can repeat itself.
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>>28313726
be chad but sensitive
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By getting off my board, normie scum!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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