Hey gals, look it's my little brother. Anon, do that funny autistic thing you like to do.
>>28313441
>funny autistic thing
normies don't say autistic - it's politically incorrect.
>>28313472
Alright then do that funny politically incorrect thing you like to do
>>28313472
this
what a shit thread
>>28313441
>do that funny autistic thing you like to do
What? Existing?
>>28313488
It's so shit it might turn out alright.
>>28313441
>k-k-kame -h-ha-ha-ha m-me haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>28313441
When my sister brought her friends over i'd usually hide in my room. Then this one time one of her friends came to my room and started teasing me and kissing me on the cheek flirtatiously until her bf saw her and got angry and pulled her away.
God i love girls.
>>28313647
>kissing me on the cheek flirtatiously
There was this one time a girl came into my room and kissed me on the cheek platonically. Fucking faggot
>>28313441
>pull out my dick and start masturbating in front of them
>"this one's for you sis"
>>28313680
Thats great too, but when it's flirtatious it's so much nicer, even though it's just teasing, and not real flirting.
>>28313744
Autism to the xtreme
>>28313441
>runs away with hands fully extended behind me
>>28313441
"yall are a bunch of cunts. there?"
i really really really like video games
>>28313441
*pulls out dick and furiously masturbates onto their leggings*
ooook uh let's see
Could the red head and the girl all the way to the right, yes, you, please come upstairs with me? Thanks
Y-you t-too
I am original
>>28313472
>>28313488
normies are never politically correct when it comes to us, faggots
let me tell you about the jews and their pies
Damn Lacey Chabert looks good
>>28313441
>I d-drive?
Burst into tears.
>>28314697
>tears
>not treats
>>28313991
>did this in elementary gym class
why can't sonic position his arms normally when running? think of all the humiliation that could've been prevented
>>28313441
>"okay, you guys ready?"
>*teleport behind them*
>*unsheath katana*
>*stab them*
>"heh, nothin personnel"
>>28314812
I did it too once, you're not alone.
>share a room with my older brother
>on the squeaky, shaky top bunk because my brother would threaten me physically if I took bottom
>he leaves for the night with friends so you get the cozy, quiet bottom bunk
>tfw older brother would bring his girlfriend home at 3 in the morning and force you out of your bed so they can fuck
>she giggles like a parasite at me
>a tired 12 year old who was force out of bed by chad so he can deform her snatch even more
I fucking hate roasties and chad, just let me sleep cozy for one fucking night. This is why I can't stand seeing couples and the sound of kissing these days, and probably part of why I hate women.
