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>your stats
>your requirements for your future partner

Let other anons judge your tastes. Maybe the reason you're alone is because your standards are too high.
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My standards are too high for sure:
>female
>isn't into identity politics (not a racist, not a sjw, not religious etc)
>has an interesting hobby or is interesting in general
>isn't fat
that's literally it, and yet those standards are too high to get a gf.
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My stats :
>Snatch : 105
>C&J : 125
>FS : 155

Minimum I want :
>Snatch : 40
>C&J : 50
>FS : 60
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My standards

Female
Polite
Nice
Wears boots and converses
Wants to be a mother and wife
Into sex
Conservative
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Physical
>ugly androgynous
>skinnyfat

Emotional
>don't give a shit about anything, but occasionally get pissed off over nothing

Cognitive
>Not particularly intelligent, but I am naturally curious, and I enjoy learning when it isn't forced
>Easily influenced and fall prey to manipulations and indoctrinations easily, but also escape them equally as easily
>Really want something more than mundane life

Perfect QT:
Physical
>don't give a fuck what you look like so long as you're not obese

Emotional
>more stable than me, but when you're not you don't hide shit and pretend like things are okay when they aren't, because I hate lies over anything else, no matter what you're lying about

Cognitive
>Doesn't care about things that are retarded or meme-like, like virginity, social status, finances, employment, etc.
>Interesting and unique perspective
>Preferably at least a little bit more intelligent than me, but not a haughty bitch about it. I want to learn from you, not be rejected by you because I'm not good enough
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Stats - manlet, chubby, ugly mug, shitty perspectives.

Requirements:
Someone bloody normal
There used to be a "vagina" here but at this point i don't fucking care.
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My stats
>Male
>173 cm (5'8" manlet)
>151 lbs and in decent shape
>babyface
>still kinda qt?

Partner required
>shorter than me
>not a total idiot
>not sjw
>not fat
>at least a 6
>shares my political views (canadian left wing)

Bonus points if
>she's traditional and wants to be a wife and stuff
>asian


Any takers, fembots?
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Me
> female
> nice face

Want
> male
> chubby ( not fat)
> dislike sport
> gamer
> atheist
> ideally brunette
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Physical
>Degenerate tranny
>181cm
>kinda passable, sometimes
>somewhat overweight

Emotional
>numb, thanks zoloft
>sad

Mental
>Socially inept
>Borderline autismal

After:
>qt boy
>taller than me
>just anything but chad
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>>28313571
Is it okay if I just don't think about religion at all? I usually go with saying agnostic over atheist because of fedoras
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>>28313596
>not after Chad
>must be over 6 feet tall

Even fake women are lying scum
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>>28313471
And sexually I very much prefer men to women, but I really don't like sex on a certain level, so women are okay too
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>>28313626
I don't want chad, I dislike their personalities. I'd happily be with a shorter guy if he was compatible with me emotionally
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>>28313411
Pretty much.

I actually find ugly girls who are legitimately into nerdy hobbies sexier than beautiful ones.
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>>28313571
hello there, how well do you match up with the expectations I listed here: >>28313411

me:
>male
check
>chubby
nope sorry I'm healthy
>dislike sport
check
>gamer
I player things like dungeon crawl stone soup and cogmind, I am not a "gamer" but I love videogames
>atheist
check
>brunette
I am a dark brunnette and my eyes are dark brown too
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>>28313597
That works too. I went to a Christian school that caused a life long rebel against the religious
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me:
>6,2
>bronze ginger
>good face
>semi athletic build
>wide level of interests including music and photography
>I get what I want generally with the least effort

requirements:
>10/10 girl
>deeply invested in her interests
>fun
>interesting
>submissive
>cute
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>>28313705
My standards are too high for sure:
>female
Check
>isn't into identity politics (not a racist, not a sjw, not religious etc)
Check
>has an interesting hobby or is interesting in general
Play guitar, Have a good position at work, very into biology, evolution, science, psychology, math
>isn't fat
Meh, I'm not fat but I'm not small, really tall, 180 cm, about 67 kgs
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>>28313368
Me:
28 years old
5'7
180lbs
8/10 face wise
Social anxiety
NEET


Girl must be

Taller than 5'0 but shorter than 5'8
No more than 135lbs
8/10 face wise. If body is amazing (phat perfect ass and thighs) than face is permitted to be a 7/10
Long hair that must either natural blonde or brunette
No tattoos
No degenerate piercing other than normal earrings
Breast can be any size but she must have a nice butt.no pankake asses
No more than 3 ex boyfriends
Must have never dated a negro
Preferably a virgin
Less than 24 years old
Must be kind and nice and caring and very loyal
Must have a womanly job like secretary or nurse. Must not have a good career job where she becomes dis-obedient or idenpentent woman at home
Must cook well
Must get along with mother
Must not have guy friends
Her girlfriends must be of good character
Have an upbeat and pleasant attitude
Must love me unconditionally
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>>28313893
I think we match up pretty well.
Do you do tox?
my tox id is:
AF00206B2DF62664F4AA34BD3340CDDDF6405F00DFC61F0A370C04C04874101E5C2E32ACD6DB
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>>28313368
My stats
>tall
>white
>athletic build
>have been told I look like a handsome country boy
>college degree
>social anxiety, no confidence
>terrible communication skills

What I'm looking for
>not fat
>at least a 5/10 face
>understanding
>is willing to take on a project
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>>28313423
>Snatch is 40 lbs lighter than Clean

Estats
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me:
>fat
>ugly
>stupid
>rude
>not normal
>crazy (like super crazy)
>lots of baggage and dirty laundry
>shitty person
>unstable family life
>did i mention ugly?

my bf:
>great body
>cute face
>nice as pie
>so smart
>kind!!!!
>normal, so normal, totally normal
>no baggage, very well rounded
>pure
>nice mom (and dad?)
>the best person ever
>does everything for me

I'm not alone even though my standards are too high
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>>28313965
For a 5'7 NEET you sure have high standards for women.
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>>28313368
Reqs:
>cute face
>not fat
>preferably 5"6' or shorter, but taller is fine
>female

Not too high of standards I hope
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>>28313368
my stats:
>debatably nice looking dark green eyes with blue edge
>6ft
>v-shaped torso
>skinny 63 - 65 kg
>veiny arms

requirements
don't give a fuck as long as you're not a fatty and make an effort to look pretty
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