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>"Alright gym class, it's dance day! Pick a partner!"
>>28313102
>get up, look around, leave
>turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away
>"Alright anon, tell us something about yourself!"
>"Alright class, it's swim week for gym! Come on anon, take your shirt off!"
I think I was molested on penis inspection day...
>>28313425
>tfw girls told you to out your shirt back on
>>28313425
>volleyball week
volleyball is the most retarded fucking "sport"
Why did they make us play that shit
>>28313440
*put
My bad.
>>28313439
depends on if your penis inspection day fell on butthole checking day as well
>it's gym scooter day
>we get put into groups and have to scoot to the end of the gym and back
>our group is going extremely slow
>i'm the last one in my group to go
>all the other groups are done so i'm the only one in the entire gym scooting
>total silence as the fat weird nerdy kid struggles to scoot all the way to the end of the gym in back, broken up by a few laughs at my expense
>teacher eventually has to grab and push me the rest of the way to speed things up
jesus christ
>>28313466
What the actual fucking fuck? This cant be real.
>>28313466
I'm just imagining it now
I really hope your gym teacher was an old, unsightly fat guy, just for extra hilarity
>>28313466
scoot is the best verb
I danced once or twice but then the spaghetti overwhelmed me and I just said I'm not doing it and that was that.
>Chad still running the pacer 30 laps after everyone else is finished
>He beats the recording and just walks around the gymnasium for the rest of the period
>tfw you were on of the first 5 out
despite being a complete autist I managed to score one of the fittest girl in the school year above and we were fabulous. Everybody in my class was jealous.
Dunno how but I had the moves
>music class
>teacher says dances like basic waltz became part of the teaching curriculum
>"ok class get a partner, we're learning the basics of dance"
>mfw
>soccer day
>you score on your own team
>>28313631
>music class
>"alright, everybody tell me your favorite song!"
>>28313633
sh-shut up, Matt...
>hockey day
>you get the 3 down syndrome kids in your gym class on your team
>one starts chimping out and kicks the shit out of you
JUST
>"for this class, you can make a presentation on whatever you want!"
>>28313691
>the inevitable brony presentation that drags on for three times as long as anyone elses
>it's filled with memes
>>28313731
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q8wMrj-yvc
>touch football day
>be a fat nerd who can't catch so every play I have to try as hard as possible not to get the ball thrown to me because I'll fuck up the catch and everyone will get mad at me
games of kickball, football, basketball etc. were just 45 minutes of me trying as hard as I could not to stand out and get the ball passed to me
>>28313102
>it's gym day
>fuck me
>we're doing sports ball again
>nobody likes me
>shit my life up senpai
>teams are made, I'm goalie for one team
>I do an amazing job protecting the goal
>even manage to rally my team and score a goal myself by running up
>after class, we're in the locker rooms
>entire gym class starts chanting my name
>"Anon! Anon! Anon! Anon!"
>even the Chad's are chanting my name
>stand on top of a bench and yell out "Thank you my peoples"
Another gym class:
>my feet hurt
>I'm cold
>why
>we're going to play baseball
>gym teacher says not to throw the bat when we hit the ball
>I've never played baseball in my life before
>bases are loaded, I'm at bat
>pitcher pitches
>grand slam that shit, flies over the fence first hit and pitch
>run to first base and throw bat backwards
>as I'm running to second I look over and see the gym teacher with the bat in his hands and yelling my name and telling me to come over to him
>"Aw shit, fuck my life up senpai"
>I run over and he pretends to hit me with the bat
>turns out I threw the bat right at him and he had to jump and dodge to avoid it
>ejects me from the class and has me stay after school to clean the locker rooms and gym
>JUST punish my ass senpai
There's loads more.
>golf day
>hit the ball
>aimbots into a jock's head
>pretend it wasn't me
>>28313547
he was a rough hispanic football coach who was probably pissed he had to deal with fat kids like me
>"Alright kids, get a partner!"
>>28313834
I don't want to sound like tumblr, but this triggers the fuck out of me...
>get trampled on while playing tug-o-war during field day
>shoe marks on my face and back for weeks afterwards
>nobody even bothered to see if I was okay after I was basically knocked unconscious
>>28313862
>"That's alright, i'll pick everyone's partners for them!"
>sticks you with someone you hate
Your move.
> picture day in 3rd grade
> that means bowling day in gym so we don't get dirty
>school used real bowling balls and pins
> rule was we had to set or pins back up after knocking them down
> gym teacher would sit in office next to gym
> go to set my pins back up
> someone makes a strike in the lane next to me
> pin flies and hits me in the head
> shout in pain
> kids found it funny
> the person who made the strike came and grabbed the pin that hit me
> comes up to me and hits me with it
> scream again in pain
> more kids find it funny
> they start coming up and grabbing pins to hit me with
> in the fetal position on the floor at this point
> started doing a high pitch-could not be heard by human ears-scream
> some kid grabs a bowling ball and slams it down on me
> a new sound was heard
> it was the sound of my kneecap shattering
> it was loud enough for even the gym teacher to hear
>kids scatter
>gym teacher comes running in
> apparently I was just lying there glassy eyed and mouth agape with my left leg looking liked an unsolved jigsaw puzzle
> had to walk with a cane ever since than
>cant do sports because of it
They never punished any kids for it because they wouldn't believe me when I said it was every student in the gym.
>>28313834
>>28313862
>>28313873
I usually just do it alone as quick as possible before the teacher noticed, and pray they let it slide.
>>28313881
I'm gonna call bullshit on this
>tfw the second most autistic kid in class
>always pair up with THE most autistic kid in class so I don't look as bad as him
>he was a little fatter than me so it looked like it was him who was holding the team back in P.E. even though I wasn't doing shit either
Felt pretty fucking good mane.
>Walk into gym class
>CLAP
>CLAP
>CLAP
>CLAP YA HANDS
>>28313881
I feel sorry for you man, that is fucking awful. What kind of hormones are they putting in your water? Kind of reminds me of my hockey incident.
>be a goalkeeper in land hockey
>have a winning streak for about 8 games, not let a single ball in yet
>i am bad at pretty much every sport but I can just stop the balls so quick feeling pretty good
>I go for the ball
>Pull a ligament in my knee
>basicly bends backwards
>everybody laughs
>pe dude helps me up
>come and get the wheelchair and wheel my ass into the medical room
>try and get dressed but carry on getting down
>some cutey pi dude in my pe class has to help me get dressed
>call my mummy
>wheeled out of the school
>I am now a dyspractic fucktard at sports
>hate it so much
ah well.
>>28313963
was this really so common?
>you spill a drink
>"ANON PEED HIS PANTS!"
>that one kid that jerked off in class
>the black kid chimps out because the white kid said a racial slur
>we were reading huck finn
>go to library during lunch
>it's the one time it's closed
>>28314272
Everyday i'd go to the library for lunch, 2 years straight.
>"Time for reading! Anon, you read this chapter"
>everyone looks at you
>mfw the page I'm assigned to read aloud has a swear word in it
>coming home from school
>stop off and get Chocolate Milk
>put it in backpack
>get on bus
>It's absolutely packed full, end up standing
>notice qt grills staring and smiling
>TheTimeHasFinallyCome.jpg
>look down
>brown puddle
>Immediately exit the bus
>Chocolate Milk bottle has burst in my backpack
>huge brown, wet stain smeared on my ass and dripping down my legs
>entire bus thinks I have shit myself
>run home with tears in my eyes
>kid in school kills himself
>everyone is sad and feeling bad
>ask why i should feel bad
>get a bunch of dirty looks
The fucker brought a gun to class and nearly killed the teacher though
>>28313446
my parents got a phone call from my PE teacher because during the volleyball unit when ever it was my turn to serve i would hit the ball as hard as i possibly could, smashing it out of bounds and off the ceiling in the gym. the funny part is he was the only one who cared everyone else in the class didnt even care.
>>28314374
>yfw they had scat fetishes
>Teacher starts making groups for this worksheet
>get paired up with 3 girls
>have a crush on all 3 girls
>Decide to sit at my desk and play on my phone
>Teacher tells me to either sit with my group or go to the office
>chose office
Tfw you'd rather get sent to the office then sit with 3 of your crushes for 10 minutes
>people that had crushes in school
Shameful.
>>28314678
>not having crushes
what are you one of those tumblr hydroquadrasexual fartkin types?
>>28314965
>bothering with relationships in school
I had better things to worry about.
>>28313403
Don't u mean 180?
>>28313102
>go into the corner and hyperventilate until I'm dizzy enough to go to the nurse
>>28314985
bothering with relationships=/=having a crush m80
>"Alright class, each of you has to pick a movie, and why we should watch it!"
>>28313457
Real tears, thats terrible anon :(
>that kid that took his pants off at the urinal
>>28316237
>that kid who pissed on the floor instead of into the urinal
>school's urinals have no dividers
>that gay kid that comes next to you and glares at your dick
>>28313102
>boys and girls take turns each week picking a partner
>I would normally just pick this one girl
>She sometimes wouldnt pick me and the instructor went into the centre of the hall with me with her microphone on and asked if anyone would partner up with me
>danced with the male teacher because girls wouldn't pick me
>girls pick partners multiple times per session for 2 weeks every year for 3 years
>never got picked once
>still a KHHV
>>28316237
>>28316253
>that guy that would drop his pants to his feet and point upwards so it unknowingly splashed on everyone in the vicinity
that was me
>>28316253
>that guy who pissed on other people instead of into the urinal
>that guy that took every opportunity to show his dick
>that kid who no-clip'd to school
>>28314373
We had a kid in class who was christian. Like the stereotypical, does no wrong or bad, does not swear, is nice to everyone sorta brainwashed one.
Anyway we had history class about ancient Egypt and teacher made the class read the chapter paragraph at the time. So came turn of this christian kid and part of paragraph went like this roughly translated
>...any sinful wrong-doers would get devoured by the crocodile of hell.
So the kid started reading and just before the "crocodile of hell" part he stopped for like two seconds that felt like hours and then continued
>devoured by the crocodile
It was odd thing to find about that kid.
>>28316922
>that kid that underflowed his MP so he could cast Meteo, killing himself and the 5 school bullies
godspeed you glorious bastard
>>28313771
Anon are you me?
>tfw kept throwing the bat no matter how hard I tried not to
>tfw normies laughed about it for a week
>that kid that people never wanted on their team at any cost
>even resorting to picking you over him
>>28313102
Those were actually alright school days always got to dance with cute blonde girls.
>>28313881
>>28313987
>Get badly injured
>Everyone laughs
What kind of human garbage were you going to school with, I mean people in my school were often retards and assholes but at least when something happend to someone everyone would try to help him at least a little bit, if someone fucking laughs when someone else is in pain that person deserves to be executed, Jesus.
>that kid that got beaten by a girl at wrestlingthat kid was meshe was pretty cool though and did gymnastics with me too
What did you daydream about to pass the time in school /r9k/
>Pretend that terminators are sent back from the future to kill me because I'm the future world leader. look for suspicious people walking by the windows outside who might be assassins
>Imagine stopping time and raping classmates/ stripping the mean girls naked and starting time back up with them in the front of class
>Imagine going on stage in front of the entire school and playing some sick ass song that would win their admiration
>daydreamed about having latent superpowers but not realizing it until a high powered villain burst through the wall of my classroom and forced me to combat him to save my classmates
>daydreamed about a high energy laser situated at exactly 4 ft. high in the room that would bisect everybody but me since I would just happen to be bending down at that moment to pick up a pencil
>line up the pencils, pens, rulers, etc. on my desk as massive spaceships and lowkey move them around as if they were firing at one another in a massive space battle between pencils and pens
>daydream about whatever videogame I wanted to play when I got home.
>>28318443
>imagine impressing some of the cute girls who never acknowledged my existence
>imagine I had the force to overcome my bullies
>imagine a Zombie outbreak, and heroically saving qt girls, convincing them I know what I am doing, and then ending up with a harem of zombie survivor qt's where we escape the city and go live happily on a farm
>>28318443
>imagine never having to return
it's been 4 years, livin the dream
>>28318443
>Imagine terrorists getting in the school and me distracting them so everyone else can safely escape whilen I get shot so I will finally die and people will remember me
>Think of cool scenes for Movie/Book/Vidya I wish to make but never do beacuse I'm too stupid to make a good story besides those few scenes
>>28318443
>imagine what every girl looks like naked
>imagine what my life would be like if I married each girl and imagine how our relationship would be and what our kids would look like
>imagine revealing myself as a superhero with godlike powers and saving the world
>imagine saving the school from a terrorist shooter scenario
>imagine losing my life saving the school and what each person would think if I died
>imagine fucking all the teachers and female students
>imagine blackmailing the hot teachers to be my sex slaves
>imagine keeping them in doggie cages and having them cook me dinner naked and then having them use my toes as masturbation tools while I eat the dinner
>imagine playing video games with all the girls and wonder what their tastes would be
>imagine what everybody would think if they found out all my secrets and how bad my life is
>>28318443
>imagine stopping time and only letting the qt move freely though it so we can fuck
>imagine going home so I can stop dealing with normies
>>28313691
Don't even remind me of those, Anon.
Ugh...
>>28319588
Did you do a cringey presentation?
Come on anon, tell us what you did.
>>28318668
>Imagine me and qtpi crush are alone in opera hall
>suddenly deranged gunman bursts through the door
>he seeks to do her harm, but not on my watch
>after a valiant struggle I subdue the gunman only to realize ive been fatally shot in the stomach
>as I lay dying qtpi runs to my side
>tells me not to die, she loves me and holds my hand
>I wake up in class with a boner and everyone staring at me
Why are we sharing these things?
The Beep Test.
>>28313691
>"Well I'm gonna do mine on MLP. I'm sure to convert some of these people into Bronys when they see its not a show for little girls after all!"
The cross country run aka the Chads speeding off ahead, the bad kids going for a smoke, everyone else taking short cuts and cheating and you walking with some other loser at a leasurely pace talking about stuff.
>>28319688
the what?
>>28319773
>"Alright class, time to go to the park!"
>hottest, most humid day of the year
>you have to run around it like 5-10 times over the course of like 2-3 hours
>>28313862
>Look to your only friend, they go with someone else.
>>28313834
>The look of disgust on the group that you're forced with's face when you sit at the table.
>They give you some tiny role then ignore you.
>>28319686
>dying gave you a boner
>>28319688
Every time we had to do this shit I did like two laps and then gave up, fuck that. I hate gym. Gym was never about fitness or health, it was just some jock fuckhead playing sports and hanging out with the Chads. I failed gym in 10th grade because my stupid retard teacher lost my folder which count for most of my points, and then when I wouldn't redo all of these gay little assignment sheets because HE lost them, he failed me. As soon as I learned he failed them I told him to fuck right off, he tried to send me to the principal's office but I just denied it and he never pursued it further.
>>28314371
>everyone else does it in a monotone voice
>The one time you do it lively everyone snickers
>Do it monotone then afterwards, pretending not to know the big words.
>>28319914
>assumes boner from dying and not holding hands
I get the strangest feeling you dont belong here friend.
>was /fit/ in school lifted and played sports
>muscles are naturally firm to the touch
>ballroom dancing unit comes around in gym
>boys and girls have to pair up and dance
>my partner was a taller girl names kara
>wow i never knew girls were so flabby and soft
>she thinks i'm flexing to impress her
>tells me i don't have to flex and try so hard
>get self conscious about it and skip the unit
i haven't danced with a woman since
>>28319967
I was just memeing you friendo
>>28319631
No, never did a cringey presentation. I was always just a fake in school.
I'd internally freak out about it for a couple minutes, wondering what the cool kids were gonna do.
I'd overhear some kids talking about their reports, and pretty much just copy their idea.
I was such a lying fake in school, I'm ashamed to look back at it. I probably couldmve became good friends with someone if I didn't lie about everything about me. I fell into a limbo pretty much, ate lunch in the bathrooms.
Good times.
>>28319980
>>was /fit/ in school lifted and played sports
this board isnt for you normie
>>28314413
>Kid everyone ignores and bullies
>He kills himself
>Everyone acts like they were his friend and they miss him dearly
>Stacies crying.
>>28313446
Volleyball was my favorite sport in gym class. It required the least amount of actual skill and effort to be good at.
>>28316253
>That kid who would always write shit when he'd piss on the wall.
>>28320035
oh don't get me wrong that is certainly true but it was also the most boring.
Archery is far and above the best.
>>28320080
>that kid who always graffiti'd black supremacist bullshit on the bathroom walls
>get's caught
>is white
>>28319935
Gym was one long audition for the sports clubs. They'd do tests, see who was good, ask them to go to trials, then not care about anything else. Fuck it, play sports games, play your own team.
>>28319688
the beep test was fuckin awesome man
the only good thing about PE
>would always come down to me and some other kid when picking teams in gym
>That good feel when the team realizes they get last pick and the other team look disappointed
>Always pick second from last
>The other team would look annoyed that they didn't get me but the other kid
Well at least I wasn't COMPLETELY hated, even if it was a lesser of two evils situation.
>Have a class with a group of friends
>Everything is great because the teacher would assign us to groups of 4 and we had just enough people
>One day someone that the other 3 knew but I didn't gets moved to our class
>From then on I'm left out of groups and have to ask to join other peoples' groups
>>28320199
>tfw you got perfect score on the beep test AND the eyepatch number pyramid.
>now let me show u how str8 my spine is
>>28320199
Honestly I always gave up early out of laziness rather than tiredness.
There's always that one fucking Chad who's left who takes forever too.
>tfw playin goalie because fat kids cant run
>tfw not even good goalie but wat else u do
>>28320287
he always ran the fucking recording out as well
Thinking back on it, I definitely skipped gym class a lot more than I went to it. I skipped a lot of school but definitely gym class. I'd also hide in there a lot. One of my favourite dicking in gym stories
>end of the year
>the stage in the gym was closed off
>those huge blue mats were up there
>all rolled up vertically
>huge fucking mats
>like 12 feet tall
>sneak in there one lunch period with a friend
>we're each sitting on top of a tube mat
>rolling joints to smoke
>one kid eventually stumbles onto us because he too was dicking around where he wasn't supposed to be
>"hey kid don't tell anyone we're here and we'll smoke a joint with you"
>he just nodded
>"meet us by the rocks out back after this period"
>period ends, we sneak out
>kid is there
>we all smoke a joint
>he thanks us and leaves
Never interacted with him again
>>28313102
Fuck that shit, I leave immediately.
>>28320435
>"you'll get a 0 and have to repeat the class! Need I remind you you must pass gym every year?"
>>28320435
too lazy to search, but could that car actually outdrive a tsunami?
>>28320470
>leave anyways
dancing is the most retarded shit for gym class
>>28320497
>"HEY LOOK! ANON'S TOO EMBARRASSED TO DANCE!"
>>28320513
not gonna deny it
might even get a qt out of it
>>28320426
>that kid from the troubled household who brought a joint in and you all got high for the first time
>>28320513
>be in gym class
>instructor is a troll
>has us dance to NSYNC
Fuck I hope that guy died of cancer
>>28320470
What kind of hellhole is gonna give you a 0 and make you repeat the class for skipping a day of gym?
it's you.
it's not over.
rape me.
I am God.
kill yourself.
That one group of kids you sad next to who seemed actually pretty cool and seemed into the same stuff as you but you never talked to them or mentioned anything to them, even though you'd respond to the stuff they say in your head with your own opinions.
>>28313691
I did a presentation on competitive gaming.
Whenever I think of high school, despite having pretty much made it as a normie now, I consider suicide.
>>28320568
>that kid was my best friend
Still is
>Alright everyone, pick a partner!
>Oh, anon. It seems you don't have a partner. I'll work with you, then.
>>28313466
This is funny as fuck
But fuck these scooters. There were times where I busted my fingers on these
>>28320586
your grade is bad from skipping it too much
>>28320655
was it as bad as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGMv__k-EHE
>"Look everyone, anon's got a boner!"
>>28320772
>not exclusively wearing sweaters
>not mastering the "fold your arms in your sweater trick" so you can quickly tuck it in your waist band
>>28320772
>it happens in the locker room
also wouldn't that be really painful?
>>28320772
>mfw was actually flacid
>>28320663
>Coughing and spluttering over a tiny hit
>Smoking it with a big group behind a tree
>Not enough with the amount of people to get anyone high
>Everyone pretending to be high
>Then you and the friend would do it together the next day, just you two
>Get baked
>>28320848
>walk into class
>look at your desk
>look up at the board
>teacher is writing something on it
>she looks back at you
>look away
>look down at your notebook
>it's an empty piece of paper
>write down the day's date
>look around for the rest of the period
>leave immediately
>forget half your shit
>>28320772
>Get a boner out of nowhere
>Anon, it's time for you to stand in front of the class to solve the problem on the board.
>>28313102
>Girls do their usual "EWWWW BOYS" thing.
>Everyone's standing around for like 5 minutes without picking their partners because "eww boys and girls gross xD".
>Look at a guy i barely know
>"May i have this dance m'lady."
>He says yes
>Mfw we start dancing as the teacher and the class laught their ass off.
>Mfw some people copied us.
>Mfw we became best friends
>Mfw we started dating 5 years later
Pick related:
Me and him if we were 2D girls.
>>28320930
>"sorry teacher my knee's acting up again"
sometimes having shit legs worked out
>>28320835
That was always the case. If it was hard as a rock, nobody would even notice. If it was flaccid but you were wearing shorts or in your underwear so it popped out a bit, everyone assumed it was a boner.
I met my current gf on dance class lol.
>Okay everyone, I'm going to divide you two into the red team or the blue team to work on this.
>Everyone you don't mind gets picked as red
>Everyone you don't like gets picked as blue
>You get picked as blue
>that time in the gym locker room where all the boys went fucking nuts and turned the lights out
>ran around hitting each other and doing borderline gay shit like pantsing and whipping their dicks out
>screaming like monkeys
>that feeling of satisfaction as you make it out of the locker room unscathed with your pants on and without physical harm
>>28315011
then u would be moonwalking towards them
>>28321062
>Not slapping your dick on that beta gay kid
Faggot.
>you and your one loser friend are the last two in the locker room
>you stop to use the urinal that's just in the middle of the room with no privacy
>he waits for you
>you're peeing for a really long time
>holy shit this is a lot of piss
>30 seconds into it your friend starts watching
>2 minutes later you're still going, both of you are amazed
>2 minutes and 30 seconds later you finally finish and leave
>friend announces to everyone "Anon just pissed for like two minutes nonstop!"
>everyone just looks at you silently
>>28321062
>tfw used to get beaten up when the lights were out
I was never towel whipped or belt whipped though, which is good, that looked like it actually hurt. The lights out thing was just light slapping which didnt hurt if you had a shirt on anyways.
I think teachers aren't allowed to be in there long due while they're stripping down due to pedo reasons so they're often unsupervised which is a mistake.
>>28313466
I loved those dumb little things. We used to play a game where we scooted on these and kicked around a giant beach ball into the goals. I said fuck that and just kicked it into the other kids to knock them off their scooters. Good times.
>>28321062
>that kid who would always do borderline gay shit, loved touching people's asses and talking about cocks, and flashing his dick to everyone after showers
>constantly called everyone else faggots, gay, etc.
>became a complete cock-guzzling fairy after high school
>>28321061
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
I swear to god my teachers fucking hated me growing up or something
>>28321229
I think every high school has one of these
Ours was the class clown, and because a cum-slurping tart in the summer between middle school and high school
>>28321062
Gym class locker rooms were the most gayest shit I've seen from guys who were really uncomfortable with anything guy on guy outside that room.
The bullying, hazing and pranks that used to go on in mine seem to be nothing compared to some of the changing room stories I've heard on here. Some of the stuff is nuts and borderline sexual abuse.
But heck, even in mine, the second you showed you were uncomfortable being undressed around others, you were screwed. I mean I was too, due to my body, but I guess I kept it internal because nothing happened to me.
>>28313466
> class competition setting, one kid obviously struggling
> not even a close last place, literally just dead
> teacher doesn't use this as an opportunity to give everyone a life lesson on how to behave properly with failure, how to help people succeed, and relieve the humiliation of being so fucked
shithead teachers who go about half-assin' it are the worst kind. 0/10 public school daycare.
>teacher eventually has to grab and push me the rest of the way to speed things up
at this point it's obvious this teacher was a "this is just a job to me; there i completed the hoops for the day wrangling 30 retards of other parents. give me my fuckin' paycheck"
>>28321265
became, not because, for fucks sake
>Anon, you can be the background.
>>28321229
why were so many kids eager to have people see their dicks?
>>28321325
Puberty I guess. There'd be a point where one of them would have a much bigger dick than the others, or have pubes and such. All because they're further ahead. Yet it was weird, if you were too far ahead, like chest hair, you'd get picked on.
>>28321473
At the onset of puberty there was a kid in my class who was picked on for having an enormous dick. You can imagine what happened once our class learned about sex and that having a big dick is actually seen as attractive.
>>28321473
Even before puberty, there'd be a few kids that do that.
>>28320350
I know this is for high school but this is recently;
>Friend wants me to come play with his social mixed netball team
>I say yes because I was put on the spot
>They only put me in GK because they don't want the fat guy to move much
>When I rarely do something impressive like jump and intercept a ball I get this obvious pandering praise
The other team still scored 38 over me to our 11, don't think I'll go any more.
>>28321165
The gym teacher list:
>The older, muscular, tough guy who constantly forces you into torturous exercises and always targets the fatties.
>The young Chad one who blatantly can't be bothered teaching you and prefers and favours his Chad pupils.
>The one that acts like a personal trainer to you and helps you along with stuff and is pretty cool and always pushes you and always says he used to be fat
>The cool one who always does fun games and wacky exercises rather than the curriculum
>The old one who looks like they're gonna fall to pieces
>The fat older woman who you wonder why they're a gym teacher
>The hot female gym teacher who you never get.
>The female gym teacher that looks like a man
>>28321596
you forgot the guy who would force people to do all these weird, strenuous stretches just so he could stare at the middle school girls' asses in short shorts
>>28321596
>forgetting "the pedo"
>>28321525
I guess, yeah. But embarrassment isn't much of a thing before puberty with the lack of sexual understanding and most are fine with nudity. I mean I know I was. It wasn't until my teens where even being shirtless was an issue, because body awareness becomes a thing. Dicks are shown because they don't see the big deal, it's just another body part but there's a rebellious aspect to it.
As for early puberty, again its a show off thing.
>>28318443
I always imagined a shooter situation where I happened to be in the bathroom taking a leak, hearing the gunshots, and standing on the toilet seat so I wouldn't be seen. When he came into the bathroom (for whatever reason), I'd pounce him, end up killing the shooter, and be the hero of the school.
me and this other person would always team up together if something like this happened we never talk to each other and were okay with that
>had him in a few other classes
>high school was okay for me thanks to him
>>28313599
I wasn't the first to crap out of that it felt great
>>28320746
Luckily, no. I think I didn't talk about specifics of gameplay shit.
>Okay everyone our class will be doing the school play!
>EVERYONE must have a part
>There are two backstage roles, though
>Someone needs to be in charge of costumes and someone needs to be in charge of set design
>Woah, those two roles filled up quick! Anon, what role would you want? Sorry, you can't be a producer. I'll be taking that role.
>>28321868
i always chose the minor npc roles that just parroted a couple of lines in the entire play
the experience helped me in my career as a profession npc (cashier)
>>28313691
>mfw this absolute madman did his holocaust assignment on how hitler was like willy Wonka, made it work
>ended his presentation with a slideshow of him shopped into pictures of hitler and Mussolini with "born to be alive" playing in the background
>>28321896
what was the MADMAN's grade?
>>28321896
fucking amazing, holy shit
I feel sorry for a lot of you anons. The perk of everyone thinking you were a school shooter/serial killer is no one fucked with you.
>>28313746
>had to play school footy against other schools in year 9
>try to avoid the ball and getting involved at all times
>fucking get a free kick handed off to me
>kick the ball to the opposition
>Hey, look everyone! Anon still wears briefs!
>>28320978
>Sorry, I have malaria
Always worked.
>First day
>I'm going to pair you all up myself and you each have to tell each other your name and age, then you have to each ask each other five questions!
>in gym class
>this starts up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIdLRftdrH8
>>28322229
i'm so glad this never happened to me
>>28313102
>sophomore year
>at youth for Christ thing
>only there to see a qt girl I'm into
>also free pitsa
>told to get into groups
>luckily I was with a friend and his friends were there
>one of the students who was a leader in youth for Christ comes and asks questions about us
>asks everyone some basic shit like their aspirations
>gets to me
>"so, what is your greatest fear?"
>too scared to tell him my greatest fear
>give him a bullshit response
My greatest fear is probably speaking to women I'm interested in.
>>28322244
hmmm i graduated years before this negro music was a thing
seems very basic jazzercise though
>>28322292
It was a thing in gym class dance day everywhere. I happened to be sick that day though
>>28322244
I got it twice and even worse I once got
>You're assessed with a group project at the end
>I know you all probably don't know each other so I'll pair you all up
>This will be a long project and we'll mostly be teaching in class so you'll have to all meet up outside of class to do this
>Since you may not know each other, we'll have five minutes to talk amongst yourselves after you've been paired
>Why not get a coffee together and get to know each other after the class is done? Discuss what you want to do.
I insta switched the class when it finished, no coffee for me. Then I researched all the classes, managed to go a full year without a class that has a presentation or group project or anything like that.
>>28322348
>"meet outside of school for the project!"
FUUUUUUCK that, who thinks that's a good idea? Who knows how many kids have a broken household for one of numerous reasons?
>>28319688
Fuck that.
wqewf
>>28322390
Well I think they mostly meant the library and such, but yeah. No kid ever likes this. Yes you want every kid to have a friend but that's just enforcing friendship.
>>28318443
>daydreamed about having latent superpowers but not realizing it until a high powered villain burst through the wall of my classroom and forced me to combat him to save my classmates
every fucking day walking to class
>>28322409
You can't force people to be friends, if it's going to happen it'll happen naturally.
>That one guy you used to talk to from time to time in class that seemed cool
>You always used to pair up
>That class ended and for some reason you didnt ask for their number
>Tried to convince yourself they'd be in other classes
>They never were.
>tfw you never contacted your school friends outside of school or hung out with them
>You never asked for contact details when school ended
>Now you wish you did.
>>28322222
Don't mind me guys just checking something out here
>>28314249
>used to have Chad friends at HS
>one lunchtime one of our group is luke boasting that he jacked off at school
>we all lose it screaming what the fuck and laughing at him
Wasn't the reaction he wanted it was fucking hilarious
>>28316323
Shit like this makes me glad I didn't go to a coed school holy fuck
>>28322624
It's so odd. One year jacking off is this super taboo thing nobody talks about, next year everyone just talks in depth about what they do.
>>28319688
>waiting for the fat kid to get out first so you won't be known as the first one to quit.
>>28318668
Shit I do that now and I'm 26
>"Alright everyone! It's time to hit the showers!"
>Okay everyone, it's time to group up for your presentation!
>Nobody groups with you
>Get put into a group
>They give you stares and glances
>They make you do all the research and work
>Unless its some drama performance where they do it all and you just stand in the background
>If its a presentation where you all do individual parts, they do the most minimal amount of work possible while you do a ton
>There's always that one person who doesnt turn up
>They dont e-mail their slides until the last second
>Can you do most of the talking anon? I am not good at public speaking!
>Either you all get a high grade thanks to you and they ride on your coat tails or you all fail because of one person's fuck ups.
>>28322733
i'd just get the fuck out of there asap
>>28321925
The class descended into chaos when the music started it was incredible we all lost it
>>28321912
I mean the actual content was sound he made good points as far I can recall so he at least passed, the teacher's fucking face though she looked torn between wanting to laugh and wanting to start screaming at him
>>28322733
>Come on anon, everyone else is waiting. Get changed already!
>Swim lesson
>What do you mean you haven't brought your kit? That's no excuse. Get some spare trunks!
>Okay, who needs to be in the shallow end because they can't swim?
>Snicker snicker
>>28323188
>that one kid that tried to grab your dick in the pool
>>28313102
Arino is pussy bitch
>>28323271
>that one kid who pissed in the pool.
>that one kidbwho fapped in pool and cum sticked to his leg
>pick my autistic bestfriend because no one picks him
>he will be the male partner and i will be the "female".
>enjoy dancing autisticly
>>28323297
>one kid
try half the fucking class. You're not fooling anybody by floating in one spot for a minute far from everyone
>music class
>in a fucking technical school, because i came there to avoid shit like this
>everybody has to sing karaoke shit, the last singer chooses the next one
>two robots in class inc. me
>other guy gets chosen
>n-no, i don't want to
>douchebags shouting at him
>he doesn't do it
>they didn't leave him alone for the next two years, they kept fucking with him and beating him, because he was the "only one" who did not sing (in reality, only two guys actually sang, we just didn't go to the music room anymore)
>thank god it wasn't me
>>28323271
The amount of pantsings in swim class. Well in gym class in general but middle school years, swim class was rampant.
>>28323391
thankfully for me swimming was only in 3rd grade and never past that.
My story
>music class
>im only male 16
>hot girl takes me i cum in my pants while grabbing her crotch {dance move}
>she notices
>takes me in toilet and sucks my cum off my dick
>we try same dance move again i cum she freaks out
>fucks me and sucks me till im empty
>i wake up wet
Thats it
>That one kid who got grouped with a fedora tipping brony who had dandruff everywhere on the collar of his shirt
>That one kid who had a really shitty immune system and got sick every other week and the teachers thought he was skipping
>that one kid who got picked last for every sport except volleyball because they had a wicked serve
>tfw that was me
>>28323482
Volleyball best sport women call me to play with them ;)
>some fedoralord is playing leafgreen in the middle of class
>picked charizard
>call him out on the fedora, say it looks dumb
>that summer have to meet someone's kid
>it's him again
>asks me if i go to reddit
>playing minecraft on his laptop
>fedora, cargo shorts, socks and sandals, all that
>>28314374
If you guys learn how to convincingly fake a laugh, you can turn all these situations around easily. Save your Good Boy Points to pay for acting lessons if you have to.
>>28323407
3rd Grade, 4th Grade, 7th - 9th grade.
3rd and 4th grade wasn't as pranky, 7th and 9th was, again, pantsings, but also snapping towels away when you're getting changed or just stuff with the floater toys.
Oh and who needed these bad boys?
>>28323625
>tfw learned to swim the year prior to swim class
the funny part was when we held our breath underwater i was under like 20 seconds longer than everyone else
>>28321596
>forgetting the old man that didn't get to fulfill his dreams so he bullied you too because the others did so he felt young again.
I swear if I see this old fuck ever again outside somewhere I'm going to fucking tip him over and bash his head in
>tfw have gym class every day for only 40 minutes
>enjoy it because I'm an active child
>gym teacher is this old tall bald dude with a big gut
>every day he spends the first 10 minutes of class explaining to the rules of whatever thing we're going to do
>before starting he always says "don't go until I say rocket."
>some kid always starts walking before he says it
>teacher gets mad and lectures the class for another 10 minutes on how to be a good listener
>10 minutes of class left, haven't done shit except listen to this old dipshit drone on and on about listening
>do gym activity for the last 5 minutes of class after spending another 5 minutes setting shit up
>go back to homeroom to do literature or something
>on days where everthing went smoothly enough to actually do the activity, any time someone broke a rule, he'd stop the entire class and lecture all of us instead of the kid that was fucking around
>tfw this happened almost every single day
He liked to say he has a degree in physical education a lot.
>>28314985
Like saving the world from your chuunibyou delusions?
>>28313881
Nah, niggas would've died if this happened to me or anyone I knew.
That cane would've had a katana and there would be blood.
Best be lyin
>>28323809
>tfw my gym teacher was like that in 7th grade
>tfw wished he'd die
>mfw friend tells me 5 years later he died of brain cancer
get rekt normie scum
>>28313466
This would be one of the things that i would think about at midnight. Just wondering if anyone remembers. God that is terrifying.
>be me
>7th grade
>lunch time
>library is closed
>[panic]
>go to backup lunch group
>it's just a group of people I don't know but I successfully assimilated myself into them
>they're not there
>[double panic]
>run to bathroom and lock myself in stall
>pull out The Two Towers and read
>people waiting for stall rush me
>decide to leave and am stuck wandering during lunch
>find out a Christian Club is going on on this day
>join it
>am not religious
>at least I am somewhere during lunch on this day of the week
>mfw
>>28313102
>mfw my gym class never ever did this ever
>be black
>go to school in rich white area
>never have any friends
>turn to the internet
>everyone's racist
>get into anime
>second life
>WoW
>build insanely successful guild
>qt in guild
>start talking on msn
>convinces me to meet up irl
>go to some movie, think spiderman
>she sees i'm black
>acts awkward whole date, figured it was typical social qt autism
>she tells everyone I'm a nigger
>all of my online friends block me or send me links of black people being hung
>cry.gif
No friends for me, I guess
>>28313425
>work out all my teen years
>never get to show off my progress to any girls
>now fat
Literally the worst feeling
>school decides to do school announcements over the tv with kids reading them off
>they play the same 20-30 seconds of some song at the start of every day
I never want to hear guns n roses ever again holy shit
>>28324892
you were probably sick the day of, lucky anon
>>28325008
No, I rarely ever missed days, and I definitely would've heard people talk about it and have it in the back of my mind during my entire high school experience
>>28313745
>badass of the week
>starts with rainbow cum
>10th grade
what is this cancer?
>>28325045
from the description:
>Also, this presentation is a ''Badass of the Week'' kind of presentation, it's not meant to be taken seriously. I had to limit the presentation a whole lot, because it couldn't be more than 30 minutes too. This is not a presentation for facts, it's simply for humouristic reasons, so relax and don't take it overly serious. I'm 14 years old (now turning 19), turning 15 and I live in Sweden.
>sweden
There you have it
>>28321596
>tfw had the cool one but he got a brain tumor senior year and died
>got replaced by fussy sub cunt who made us run
feels bad man, guy let us play kickball everydayI always bunts it, fuck kicking, it worked
thing is i had some people in school that kind of liked me because i was funny but not for any other reason. i was fat and lazy but some things like badminton that took almost no effort i was half decent at so i'd get partner with someone who liked me. anything else i'd wait for the other unathletics to not get picked and go with them.
Third grade
> book day
> everyone brings books
> sit in a circle and read our book for 5 minutes before passing the book to the left and reading the next one for 5 minutes
> I get passed some barbie book
> refuse to read
> teacher tells me to read it, I continue to refuse
> teacher starts yelling
> I started crying
> end up sitting there sobbing reading some fucking barbie picture book
>>28325343
>that one kid who read lightning fast
>>28318443
>>28318535
>>28321775
I'm almost 24 in uni and I still do most of this shit all the time, someone just end me already
also
>a large fire happens in the building, thick black smoke everywhere inside, support beams falling and shit
>put in perfect situation to rescue my crush from certain death
>sometimes she was just left behind and I'm the only one who noticed, or everyone's already left the building but her and I jump back in against all odds
>find her knocked out from suffocation
>shoulder her, jump through flames and kick down doors and shit to escape
>throw her down on the grass, collapse nearby due to taking in a lot of smoke, go to hospital be a hero etc
>I can't stop these thoughts
One of the high points of my school life was outrunning one of the fastest kids in my grade back in 8th grade when he decided to be an asshole for shits and giggles by dashing 50-100 meters ahead of the centipede line composed of the entire class. I was the same kid who puked on the first day of gym class that year and the year before that so everyone was pretty fucking surprised desu.
so has anyone else here btfo'd any chads
