>Have older chad bother
>He would rag on me not having a gf for all of my teen years
>He moves out, don't talk to him for awhile
>Found out he just got random girl pregnant and she isn't going to abort, his life is basically over now
Will normies ever learn?
>>28313006
> tfw your shitty older sibling has their life ruined
> tfw no face
>>28313006
Be the bigger man and take care of his kid
>>28313179
this
time to step up to the plate and finish your brothers left overs.
>>28313179
First reply of several coming up
>>28313179
This.
It's your chance to bring balance into the natural flow of things.
He was born to be a Chad. You were destined to be a Cuck.
By raising a child that isn't yours, you bring balance into things again.
>>28313179
don't be a pussy OP, man up and clean your brothers dishes
>also have older chad brother
>he makes sure to exclusively date atheist whores
>keeps 400 in his savings account at all times as an abortion fund
>literal dozens of my little nieces and nephews have been aborted by the whores he's pumped and dumped
>sometimes I catch my mom crying about it
>>28313179
this
be a man your brother needs
>>28313179
The fuck? should't OPs brother be the one stepping up seeing as he's the one who got the bitch pregnant? what kind of retarded logic does this board use to unanimously think taking care of your brothers mistakes makes you a good guy or something?
>>28313006
>tfw younger brother always calling me a fat retard living in the basement, not caring about my dad
>whenever I forget to do something, he rags on me, I tell him "do it yourself if you care so much" and he doesn't and waits for dad to come to yell at me
>whenever he forgets to do something, I do it because my dad automatically yells at me and when I say "brother did it, not me" he yells at me more for not fixing it after noticing it
>tfw he's in high school so his life is still fine
>>28313452
its a meme you dip
origami commence
>little brother is a Chad
>married weird super-religious girlfriend right out of high school
>he's 20 now with a third kid on the way
>whenever I see him he looks more tired than the last time
Feels good being 25 and free.
>>28313409
I'm not gonna lie, I respect the amount of thought your brother put into this
>>28313452
>tfw anon doesn't get the meme
there is no hope for you son.
>>28313452
What a fucking stupid, dummy, idiot.
>>28313526
He also fucks married women who have to get rid of the kid so their husband doesn't find out.
He laughs when he tells me this shit.
I'm spooked by his conduct, to be honest.
>>28313526
>Chad is starting to show signs of intelligent life
We. Are. Doomed.
>>28313179
This OP, if you don't you are a coward.
>>28313409
can one even imagine the kind of universe alignment that has to be created in order for a robot to get into something even remotely similar to this..fuck.
Don't feel too smug, OP. Uncle Anon will be expected to buy the kid birthday presents and help watch him. Have fun being collateral damage.
>was always a loser
>stopped caring about what people thought of me because I was a loser anyway
>cared so little that I somehow looped around to Chad
>have kids by three different women
>the two I'm not with eventually settled down with other guys who are helping to raise and provide for my hellspawn
>still have plenty of free time because the kid that lives with me just likes to do whatever her papa wants to do
I don't know how an entire lifetime of being a loser brought me to this point. I just wanted to be left alone to play video games and jerk off to anime.
I think we should feel sorry for the poor bastard yet to be born, which by the looks of it has a high chance of ending up here
>>28313454
it sounds like you're the push over and they know they can get away with it
I have a short temper and my dad's afraid of me. He always tells my brother what o do and he always complains "why don't you ever tell anon to do it", he never answers but we all know why
>>28313454
put lead in his food, to give him semi-permanent brain damage, then he'll fail highschool and you win
>>28313559
whew
this chad hates women even more than i do
>>28313452
>he's only under 5 layers of shitposting
