What is the best pet for a robot?
A dog
>>28312471
>be basement dweller
>one day a spider makes web in the corner of my room by the door
>decide to let him stay there since is pretty chill and might eat other bugs who come in my room
>name it spike
>after a couple weeks, notice spike is not doing well
>became skinny skeletor spider
>decide to go outside and look for something to feed the spider
>pick up ant off of sidewalk
>go inside and throw it into spider web
>spike goes into action and devours the ant
>start doing this everyday
>felt like i had a pet for the first timespike dies
>>28312655
pet's always die
like
people forget that humans live a lot longer than other creatures
you shouldnt let it get you down, just know spike had a good spider life because of you
>>28312495
Absolutely. There isn't a better answer than this.
I don't understand why people recognize that Chickens make great pets.
Or get a pond outside and put some fishes. Maybe you can make a giant catfish in your backyard. Feed him annoying dogs around your neighborhood
a cats
rabbits are cute too tho
Anything not too aggressive really. Probably a dog, but not a small one or a Weiner dog, those are annoying and aggressive.
A nice, loyal, gentle, beautiful Great Dane, Rottweiler, Greyhound.
Or a corgi, they're cute.
Remember that dogs need walks.
>>28313568
He's right you know.
>not having shamos in your backyard
>2016
Goats are pretty cool 2
>>28313613
rabbits are tricky to maintain and chew cables
cats are cute tho
>>28313684
>rottweiler
every time
Certain cats, depending on their personality
I've only had one, but my personal recommendation would be a female maine coon. All they want is the affection that you are starved of and to have fun and stomp around. Not nearly as bitchy as other cats.
>>28312471
>>28312495
husky pls...........
>>28313718
When I was a kid I accidentally stepped on my pet bunny, broke his neck. I also dropped my baby hamster and broke his leg, he then died of an infection.
But ever since I got my shamo everything has been fine
>>28313770
>husky pls..........
kys you filthy degenerate
>>28313770
Here you go Bt.
>>28313721
but they're adorable
Mostly...
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>>28313817
>meme
>>28313827
Thanks senpai
>>28312471
A tortoise, they are 10/10 bros.
>>28313782
>the year 2016
>not being a kodo dragon whisperer and having one in your backyard. > not feeding him annoying children around your neighborhood
s m h f a m i ly
>>28312655
>see a little brown spider has built a tunnel web outside of my window
>let him stay and finish his web home
>watch him sit at the mouth of his tunnel home for a couple days
>notice not many flies are getting stuck in his web
>start finding bugs around and setting them on his web
>watch him emerge from his home and attack the meal i have prepared for him
>one day he isnt in his web
>he left me without saying goodbye
>mfw
>>28313884
>>28313568
>the current year
>not living in Texas so you can legal own a tiger and have a nice pond for it in your backyard
>not feeding him animals you steal from the zoo
>>28313770
Does it have to be husky because other dogs need love too.
>>28313951
Any dog'll do
>>28313951
>>28313827
>>28313770
>People actually like huskies
Shit tier dog desu
>>28313978
all dogs are cute. huskies are my favourite
>having a pet
Pugs are pretty bro tier, easy to take care of, & women love them
>>28313978
all dogs are best
>>28314154
>>28314165
So damn edgy. XD
10/10
>>28314171
MAGA
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pls original des desy
>>28313951
>>28313770
Huskies are actually a lot of work, for robots I suggest a dog that doesn't need a lot of work.
t. somebody who had a husky
>>28314214
Board is 18+, kid.
>>28314061
Is that a lobster?
>>28314242
>anon had a husky
I'm jealous desu
>>28314258
Its scary. Very scary.
>>28312471
A pet rock. It'll be your intellectual equal and require as much love and care as you yourselves.
>>28314214
what does my doggo have to do with society? he never leaves the yard. im just going to assume you are retarded lmao
>>28313721
Definitely a big dog like that. Chill factor is exponentially larger than smol doggos.
>>28314217
>let me dress up my dog in le meme hat then post it for attention
Are dog owners pathetic failed nacassists?
>>28314254
Probably older than you retard. At least I'm not emotional child who has to get expensive smelly stuffed animal to delude myself into thinking something cares about me.
>>28314328
>attention whoring with photo of shitty animal
>dog never leaves the yard
So you can't even care for dumb dog lol.
Your dog still produces waste, consumes resources, and makes blithering retards like yourself. Kill your dog then yourself.
>>28314328
He's a Muslim, that's what they do.
They really hate black dogs, because Muhammad said so or something.
>>28314384
>triggered Muzzie detected
>>28314386
>>28314407
>le muslim meme
Literally every time with you idiots. Sorry I'm just not a big enough loser to have to delude myself into thinking retarded dog is my friend.
Are you faggots going to tell me that pic related is not one of the cutest specimens alive? Labs every time.
>>28314430
>ALLAHU AKBAR
Sorry I don't speak arabic
>>28314386
>>28314407
>>28314441
Cute wan wans desu senpaitachi
>>28312471
a bird. they live basically forever and it's normal to talk to them. they can even talk back. its almost like having a friend.
>>28314386
>>28314407
>>28314441
>>28314450
Quadruple nigger dogs, nice anons
>>28314441
>>28314457
>cute, wan wans, doge, pupper
It's telling how you losers default to using childish language when discussing your shitty dogs.
>>28314462
>its almost like having a friend.
deluded
>>28314487
>ALLAH DOES NOT APPROVE
Your kind is not welcome here
>>28314487
oreganilty
>>28314462
So great, one of the best presidents had one.
>>28314518
>forcing muslim
I guess it's hard to be creative in your shitposting when you're probably equal intelligence to your retard dog.
Dogs are worthless tools that in majority of cases outlives their point. They should be destroyed en masse. You don't need your shitty dog it's unhealthy how much you depend on pathetic fake emotional connection you imagined in your mind with stupid animal. Have fun picking up dog shit cuck.
>>28314530
>b8 meme
Not everything that disagrees with you or you don't like is b8, you are tumblr safespace loser.
>>28314384
>Really edgy
>Elementary tier insults
>Irrational hatred of animals
Yes, you're probably older than the rest of us, Ahmed.
>>28314580
Are you going to tell us that cats are the superior pets now? That they love you and are smart and all that?
>tfw no peeking cheeky wan wan
>>28314580
>being this triggered
>creating a fake story to fit your narrative
[spoiler/]My dogs dead[/spoiler]
>>28314627
>Dogmeat found something.
>>28314658
>tfw dogmeat sabotages you
>>28314610
Disliking dogs and recognizing that vast majority of dogs are useless drains is not "really edgy" nor is it irrational.
If you're going to fall back on stupid age retort don't get upset when it back fires kid.
>>28314615
>implying
No cats are just as bad for some same and some different reasons. You are just trying to distract from issue by deflecting with false dichotomy of muh cat vs dog. It's classic petcuck behavior and you have infiltrated pop culture with it. Dogs and cats are both sacrosanct and the edifice of pet ownership cannot be criticized. Any criticism of specific pet is assumed to come from someone who prefers other type of pet which is convenient for pet owners and industry as a whole. If it's clear it's not then you just pathologize it.
>>28314630
What fake story? Do you deny that you felt you had emotional connection with your dog? Of course it was not real or complex in anyway because it's dumb dog but I bet you felt you did because you're deluded dog fag.
It's sad that after your shitty dog died you didn't wake up from delusion. Now you are posting pictures of dead dog on 4chan, you have a sad pathetic life.
get a dog from a local shelter, they need love
>>28314732
They need to be killed.
>>28314715
why do you care so much? fuck off fucking attention whore faggot
>>28313829
I had 3. Only one is alive, but he's 13 so he'll be dead within the year. They never once did anything aggressive besides to each other, it's 100% about how they are raised trained and treated throughout their lives.
>>28314764
dogs actually do love, cunt. were you attacked by one as a child or something? did they smell your autism and attack?
>>28312471
a human pet.
>>28314715
>>28314764
See >>28314778 and >>28314805 You faggot
>>28314805
>were you attacked
No, he's just bitter about something else and is trying to ruin our fun. There's one in literally every single dog thread ever.
>>28314715
Dogs aren't drains lol until recently they were incredibly useful for our species to help hunt, work, and scare shit off. Now we keep them around as pets and they are used for companionship. Some people still use them for transportation and hunting, though.
>>28312471
would buying a parakeet and teaching it to say i love you and im proud of you be wierd?
get 2 puppers so they wont be lonely
>>28312471
A snake, you get to feed it other animals and watch it die
>tfw no handsome husky
>>28314715
So what is the conclusion you're trying to reach with all this argument really?
That we idolize domesticated animals too much?
You hate pets, we get it. But you aren't going to change any of our views here. You're merely wasting your energy.
>>28314834
you cant deny that puppers are made from pure love and happiness
>>28312471
Labrador Retriever.
I have a black lab and he is the coolest guy ever.
>>28314897
Of course anon
origandum
>>28314778
Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
>>28314805
>dogs actually do love
HAHAHAHA
> did they smell your autism and attack?
>implying I have autism
It's funny that I predicted your response perfectly. You're only response it to pathologize dislike of your precious dogs because a healthy person cannot possibly dislike them or find them repugnant or wasteful.
>>28314854
>until recently
DING DING DING
>Now we keep them around as pets and they are used for companionship.
Because it has become cultural meme after pet industry etc. How pet dog is viewed has changed dramatically in just decades. Dogs were not part of the family, pseudo children, etc. Outside of wealthy narcissists people didn't dress their dog up and take photos and put them on the mantle, people didn't celebrate their dog's made up birthday. They didn't insist on bring them everywhere in public.
>Some people still use them for transportation and hunting, though.
A minority that is mainly irrelevant for what we're discussing.
>>28314890
>That we idolize domesticated animals too much?
That would be a start. Or at least recognize that maybe there is an issue with people giving their pet thousand dollar surgeries, or spending hundreds on dog clothes. Or treating pets as children or stupid people. The pet industry was one few that was unaffected by recession, people invest too much materially and emotionally into their pets.
They are animals. Think of savings if people didn't get so butthurt about killing stray dogs and cats? The idea of no kill shelters in a society that eats more meat than almost any other country in world is hilarious. Just look at cats, they are largest anthropogenic cause of bird extinctions and population decline. And yet people have to save every damn cat and let their cats roam outside, meanwhile they get butthurt about wind mills killing birds. How about we shoot your stupid cat if you let it out and have windmills dumb cunt.
>>28312471
Cat.
>it takes care of itself
>it doesn't require you to go outside constantly.
>they won't do their business all over the place
>they're cute
>they're tsundere. the best kind of dere.
>>28315120
It's an animal it's not any kind of dere.
>>28314821
like, a sex slave?
