Never argue with women.
employ their own emotional tactics against them

I think your mother is right, faggot.

What do you say about that.

Mommy is always right

You should be an obedient little boy and apologize. She will have to discipline you by making you lick her pussy and massage her feet at the end of each day. In addition to that you will also have to clean her dirty panties with your tongue. And no more cummies until you internalize: Mommy is always right!

>>28312361
yeah this, it should be especially easy since the more depressed you are, the more you think like a girl

I never apologized to my mother in this life. I once told her I was going to pluck out her eye with a spoon and fuck the hole during a fight. No matter if mom or friends or whatever, I will threat to take your teeth for no reason.

>>28312229
This is why robots ignore their parents. It's impossible to even have normal conversations with them since they automatically win.

>>28312467
Savage, my man

>>28312229
Poop under her pillow . That's what I do. See if she can win that argument.

>>28312229
If she's like my mother, I cannot help her with anything.

I'll go to correct her or do something she's missed and every time its interfering and change just confuses her.
She can't use computers; if she has to go to more than one website to do something or she fills out a form wrong, fudges the submit so she has to do it twice she just gets frustrated and turns it off.

If I'm there for dinner I can't go in the kitchen. I just have to deal with the results. It's usually great but that doesn't change the fact that she won't add salt and pepper to cooking unless I barge in and add it myself.

I love mom but damn she's retarded sometimes.