>go to hit volleyball in HS gym class
>ball hits net
>some kids on team moan "anoooon" and laugh
>assume its just friendly banter and laugh along
>mood changes, they demand that I start owning up to my mistakes
>say "it's just a game..."
>they get legitimately pissed off at me, demand that I own up, and force me to go to the back line
>I feel wronged and violently angry
Context: This was just a casual team sports unit in PE. The teacher didn't care what we did, we were supposed to just be having fun. They just turned on me.
What are your school sports stories? Maybe I can be cheered up.
>>28311774
>flag football in p.e. freshman year
>tomboy on other team
>"don't be afraid to hit me, faggots"
>she's got the ball and about to score
>closest one to her
>can't reach for flag on her waist
>shoulder tackle her
>bitch goes flying
>feeling 3alpha5me.webbum
>everyone: "WHOA, ANON, DUDE IT'S JUST A GAME"
Handle your shit, dog. Volleyball is easy as piss and it ruins the game for everyone else when you're too inept to participate.
>Playing matball in middle school
>someone asks me something so I turn and look
>ball hits me right in the ass
>everyone laughing
>teacher yelling to pay attention
>girl comes up to laugh in my face
>HAHA YOU GOT HIT IN THE BUTT BET THATS WHERE YOU TAKE IT
>hate everyone ever since
>>28311850
I'm not saying this was an every time occurrence. I just was never cut any slack and I performed a lot better than some other members on my time.
>ruins the game
>game
>>28311830
She deserved it, anon.
>>28311774
i would have told them to fuck off and walked out to sit with the other delinquents
>be 16 year old fitfag
>have gym session
>girls on running machines
>guys lifting weights
>i'm easily the strongest in my year (been lifting since i was 13)
>decide to show of a bit to bros
>mudslime see me
>say he could do that
>pass him 20kg dumbbell to curl
>he really tries, straining and arching his back
>SNAP
>he ripped his bicep tendon
>doing gymnastics
>jumping over boxes
>three levels of difficulty
>hardest is doing handstand flip over box (don't know what you actually call it)
>fat girl decides she wants a go
>girl is obese
>tell her it's not a good idea
>she insists anyway
>jumps, gets halfway up to doing a handstand, falls of the box
>breaks her hand
>>28312169
Both of those stories cheered me up but the image of the fat girl was definitely the funniest!
>>28311774
>Another high school thread
How fucking long are you speds gonna focus on high school?
>PE class in school gym
>most kids playing basketball, me standing around in the corner with a couple other spergy losers
>suddenly, "hey anon!" someone hurls a basketball from the center of the gym straight at my face
>step forward and catch it, then toss it up to the closed off loft area where the wrestling team practiced
>"friends" abandon me, coach yells at me
>>28312222
what else is there to focus on? anime?
>>28312353
Have you not done anything with your life after high school? Seriously, you retards act like that is the pinnacle of everyone's life. I imagine this is because most of you haven't even graduated yet.
>>28312210
there's actually more to that story which i left out because i couldn't be bother to write it but here:
>friend is fat
>he's doing the mid-level box stuff
>he falls and hurts himself
>the fat bitch (above green text) is laughing her head off
>he's always been picked on but he's nice guy and tries hard, all in all a total bro
>she pissed me off (i mean not many 16 years guys would cry unless it was serious - he broke his wrist and need pins and shit to fix i)
>so when she hurt herself, i didn't run over to help her like everyone else (one gave a shit when my friend hurt himself - i was the only guy who when and got the teacher)
>she was balling her eyes out but i was just sitting there, watching and stifling my laughter
>Playing softball
>every kid up before me makes contact
>I step up to their plate
>swing at air every at bat
Kill me now
>>28312396
There is other stuff to focus on but this is a sports story thread. This was my worst sports story.
>>28312396
well i can tell yo about my day at work toda:y
>had three girls come in for ehc (plan b for yanks) - i work with students
>two were straightforward
>third came in with her boyfriend (i'm assuming)
>they had unprotected sex prior to the occasion they were visiting me about
>they didn't do anything before
>tell her she needs a preg test before i can do anything about the most recent incident
>she and bf go away to test
>she comes back
>WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>she's pregnant
>visibly upset and scared, bf's face is golden - he just wanted to run, i know he only came to make sure she took the pill
>tell her what options are available to her
>give her handouts and send them on their way
>see them argue
>kek
also had a gay guy come in with crabs which he got from some random guy (as he put it)
>>28312410
Justice! I love it.
Please let me fuck you up the fart hole and I will be in so much warm, stinky poopoo juices flowing from her hot bowels and then you can poopoo on me on the toilet and I will wipe your shitty butt crack after you are done with me!
hahgawdohyis
>end up on the opposite team of all my bullies in dodgeball
>they all focus on me
>dodging like I'm in the fucking matrix because I'm used to having rocks thrown at me so I'm fast
>hit one of them
>he just doesn't go out
>teacher sees
>doesn't care because he's a chad and his mom is a superintendent
>getting changed after
>find my shoes in the toilet
>>28312750
you know that reminds me, the girl i work with is being stalked by a guy who wants to lick her shit cover shoe (he's willing to pay for it - she works with animals)
>middle school
>playing football
>as in two or three guys played
>the rest of us just kicked the ball roughly in the desired direction, collapsing the fucking quantum wave with our feet and acknowledging results
>lads made me a goalkeeper
>ball flies high towards me, sun blinds me a bit
>instead of taking it on a chest i rise my leg to smash the shit out of it pic related
>didn't notice the scrawny kid running towards me
>kick his chest in, full force
>kid falls down unable to breath
>wheezing and choking
>coach about to do some cpr magic
>guy was somehow allright though
>sweating bullets that i might have actually killed someone at a tender age of 15
>both teams pissed themselves laughing
>never made goalkeeper again
>uncoordinated as fuck
>have dyspraxia
>lack motor empathy
>am an autist
>fuck up netball match (it was school sports day)
>ball goes straight over my head
>dont try to catch it
>I dont give a fuck about your faggy sports day or your chimp sports
>almost everyone in my class unironically gets mad at me for costing them the faggy game
>"UGH WE LOST SPORTS DAY, WTF ANON. YEAH FUCK YOU ANON!!"
>even my "friends" turn against me for that whole afternoon
they weren't even going to win sports day anyway. our class was full of fatties, nerds, poo in the loos, starving niggers and degenerates. we were the second worst team out of a school of 1100 kids.
yet it's always easy to blame the sperg.
those normies are just lucky i didn't decide right then and there to go full elliot
>be small for my age, most girls were bigger and stronger than me
>on top of that, be a year younger than most everyone because my mom enrolled me at 4
>during the entirety of middleschool we were forced to play an indoor variety of kickball in the gym
>I am so small and weak I can barely kick the ball hard enough to roll to the other side of the gym, in other words I am an easy sure-out
>3 times a week we play this shit
>3 times a week I have to be reminded of my inferiority in front of my entire class
>this went on for 3 years
I want to sue the school system for this torture
Teacher being the fucking walking talking Sears Tower decided all we have to do is to play some apehoop to pass his class.
>play ball four times a week
>be manlet
That's the joke
>>28312825
I'm gonna pay my kid to be friendly to and stand up for the socially inept kids in elementary, tell him how confidence when doing it is all that matters and if he doesn't these people either shoot up the place or use up his tax dollars in welfare
I'm sorry to hear that story, hit me in the feels
>>28313088
What the fuck is "motor empathy"? Sometimes I'm pretty clumsy and I get in the way at work, could that be it?
>in 8th grade
>playing cabbage ball in the gym because it was raining or something I cant remember
>it's baseball but with a large, soft ball thing instead
>standing in the outfield zoning out because I hated sports at the time
>not paying attention when I hear the ball get hit because other people catch it for me (I have awful vision so I pussy out when it comes to sports balls being near my face)
>hear "LOOK OUT"
>BLAM
>right in the dick
>fall over in pain
>everyone is laughing (thank goodness there were no girls in the gym at the time)
>teacher comes over to me to see how I am
>go to the bathroom to check myself out
JUST
>elementary school
>playing stupid game called wacky ball
>it's baseball but with a dodgeball and infinite players on one base
>we also use a tee
>girl comes up to swing
>misses
>sports day in school
>get chosen to do shotput
>since im a skinny unfit fag theres no way ill do well
>come up with plan
>get razor and slice up my forehead so I can say I got injured and cant do it
>the time comes
>teacher starts calling out the names of shotput contestants
>dont get called
>tfw i mutilated myself for no reason
>>28311774
Kindergarden just got done playing dodge ball, gym teacher tells us line up girls one side boys other, IDK what is going on, he says penis inspection day we proceed to go to the nurse she looks at my dick everything is g2g until my 6th grade penis inspection day where I got the nickname "baby dick"
>>28311937
My sides "YOU GOT HIT IN THE BUTT BET THATS WHERE YOU TAKE IT" well was she right? Do you take cock up the ass?
>>28314901
>first day of life
>get chosen to be circumcised
>no manifest benefit of the procedure or reason to do it
>tfw I got mutilated for no reason
>>28311774
>Middle school class goes outside to play football for a break. Not even real football game
>someone kicks football
>look up to catch ball.
>sun gets in my eyes. Terminal can'tsee
>ball lands directly on my head
>>28312825
>"im used to having rocks thrown at me so im fast"
>extremely socially awkward in highschool but good at sports
>girl from year younger starts texting me, never talked to her in person
>she says she's going to cheer for me at the hockey game that night, implies she likes me
>she comes up to me after the game
>"you played really well tonight!" and gives a cute smile
>"th-thanks. I guess" then look away awkwardly
>she stands there for a minute then just leaves
>see her 5 years later while I'm in college
>she says "I really liked you in highschool but you were sooo awkward"
still makes me cringe all these years later
>at summer camp doing basketball drills
>Everyone else eliminated, down to me and a junior counselor
>somehow get the lead
>instead of being cool about it and maybe letting the kid have the win, the junior counselor gets extremely aggressive and goes balls out and beats me
>so the one time I might have done something impressive enough to earn respect this douchebag would rather have his pride among a bunch of children
Kind of a good analogy of how the real world works. When you start creeping up on those who are successful, they will push you back down by any means necessary.
>>28312825
>dodging like I'm in the fucking matrix because I'm used to having rocks thrown at me so I'm fast
You're saying this like its something to be proud of
>9th grade
>PE class
>Playing kickball
>Somebody kicks the ball and it flies right past me, would've been an easy catch
>Too busy daydreaming to care
>Failed Nike model coach turns around and stares at me
>"Anon, zero for the day"
>Everyone laughs, including me.
>A few weeks later he kicked me out of class for not having my PE clothes for the millionth time
>Final grade was 69.5 but it rounded off to 70 so I passed.
I was forever known as the kid who almost failed PE class
>>28311850
>Volleyball is easy
no it fucking isn't faggot
>in hs gym class
>doing a sprint test on the treadmill
>something like 12mph at 12% incline
>supposed to lower yourself onto the moving treadmill until you're running fast enough then let go
>my turn to try it
>lower myself down to start running, apparently not slow enough
>faceplant and go flying off the end of the treadmill into a weight bench
>entire class is on the floor laughing, even the teacher is choking back a smile
>I'm sitting there trying not to cry
>>28314955
Penis inspection day is this B8? If not you got molested senpai
>>28315389
Dude, I failed the second semester of p.e. my freshman year for not dressing out.
>swimming in february
Uh, no.
>>28312540
please dont remind me of this feel.
every gym class id fucking focus my energy to not miss and whenever id see someone miss every ball id cringe so hard it hurts my soul.
>>28315554
I had to write a 2 page paper about PE clothes as punishment for not dressing out
>Elementary PE
>playing capture the flag
>balls deep in enemy territory
>going deep stealth mode, I'm basically solid snake
>unathletic kid in the back standing beside the flag and looking forward boredly
>strike at the perfect moment and leap from the shadows, sprinting forward and leaving that chump in the dust
>even though I was unscathed, the rest of the gym is ahead of me
>run hard to the left as I'm being closed in on all sides
>sprint forward along the wall like a football player trying to stay in bounds
>more and more of the enemy flooding towards me
>I feel like I won't make it, but I'm so close
>suddenly my path is blocked by a massive blob of lard
>the fattest girl in the class, let alone the whole school flings herself at me at full speed
>I go from 60mph to 0 in less than a second and tumble on the ground
>everything goes black, but I still can feel her warm fat rolls envoloping my skinny manlet frame
>wake up on the floor struggling to breath, tears streaming down my face
>I was literally unable to breathe after she knocked the wind out of me
>the teacher helped me up and took me to the nurse to fix my broken arm
fuck you kailee I know you didn't 'trip' you slut
>>28311850
>Handle your shit, dog. Volleyball is easy as piss a
For you, I've tried my best always and mostly failed, kill yourself normie, only normies have decent coordination.
>be in middle school
>most athletic of the geeks
>athletic jockfags don't have enough players for their basketball team
>beg me to join
>don't
>good as running and jumping track events
>join for a little bit
>all the athletes are still douchey faggots
>quit despite being really good
>highschool wrestling team begs me to join as well
>said I'd be really good at it
>they're douchebag faggots too
>playing keep away in gym
>dog pile happens
>touched a boob
Why are sports such a magnet for assholes? They're selfish and overly competitive and always act like dicks. They always ripped on me for being one of the geeky kids until they needed me.
>>28313088
>uncoordinated as fuck
>have dyspraxia
>lack motor empathy
Finally I know what I have.
All my life I sucked at coordination no matter how hard I tried, finally I know why, i thought it was a curse.
>in hs gym class
>just finished up warm ups and Laos when the girls gym class comes outside to do the same
>we're playing baseball that day and all the girls watch while stretching
>I'm up next to bat with a few bases occupied
>actually hear a few girls cheer
>flustered as all hell but step to the plate and miss once
>don't miss again and send the ball flying
>everyone is yelling to run and I do
>make it to home plate and guys and girls are cheering
>some even call me cute for being embarrassed by all the praise
I also managed to lead the pack in a mile lap once and only once.
>senior year PE class
>necessary to graduate but i skip a lot
>don't have required number of classes
>in ok shape tho and understand fitness
>'anon com to weight room for makeups'
>only go a few times but coach is nice
>pass and graduate successfully on time
>7 years later i'm 25 working in town
>coach comes by he's fitter than before
>i'm a total fat ass and doesn't exercise
he wears a digital wrist watch
>>28312222
They're still in hs anon, we all are.
Btw nice quad
>2222
>>28315480
What kind of fucked up test starts at 12mph? Most days I don't even run at that speed after warming up unless I'm doing speedwork. Usually I run at 10mph and 3% incline. It's too late now but you probably had a lawsuit there. No licensed professional would fuck up that bad.
>>28311774
Anon, does your name start with J? Your story sounds eerily familiar.
> be in high school pe class
> me and my one slavic friend go away from the rest of the normies to go do pull ups
> doing pull ups, talking about how much we both love Hitler
> some ghetto whores appear and harass me
> haha WOW what a strong guy haha can you teach us
> haha he's hella ugly lmao xD
> get down off bar and turn around
> hey can you help our friend get into the bar? It'll be the first time you ever touch a girl I bet hahaha
> tell them "there's no way me OR my friend could ever lift the likes of you"
> They get mad and start chimping
> me and friend start leaving
>I can hear them comforting their friend sort of, "yeah I'm pretty sure you need good abs to do those especially for girls right"
> yell back "no it's mostly about your weight"
>salty as all fuck
Was a great day tbqh
>>28312992
unappreciated post #3674
>>28315824
> doing pull ups, talking about how much we both love Hitler
Yeah you deserved it.
>>28315687
I've always been pretty good at sports but the fact that they attract douchebags is what keeps me away from them. Fucking man children who can't control their emotions
>>28312222
because after highschool nobody here has anything interesting in their life, this is fucking r9k you are talking about
>>28311774
it's soccer, Greg
>>28311850
Im on my hs's volleyball team and we're top ten in Chicago. Volleyball is not easy, I'm 18 I still have times like anon did.
>been playing for 6 years
>senpai of the team
>>28314901
Ric Flair's schoolboy years
>junior high pe
>playing kick ball
>catch a flyball and try to throw it to home as hard as I could
>smash into the face of the most popular black chick
>everyone laughing
>she walks up to me and freaks out while I apologize
>she walks back up to me and we both apologize
>8th grade flag football team
>catholic school didn't want to deal with the liability of tackle
>was nose tackle
>had the best season the school ever had
that's my only sport story
>playing soccer in gym class.
>Billy pushes me down when I finally get the ball.
>a few weeks later he broke his neck diving into a shallow river. Paralyzed 4 lyfe
>playing lax in gym
>other school Chad bully beams be in nuts with ball.
>hit him in face with stick and give bloody nose.
>robot clan aimt nutin to fuk wit.
idk if this is a sport but whatever
>on high school varsity bowling team
>go to state a bunch
>never win
>have my balls stolen
>sucked
I fucking hate bowling now
Anyone else still not know the rules to football (American)? I had to play touch football shit in PE all the time and had no fucking idea what was going on. I knew that if you got touched that was a tackle, but I had/have no idea what the fuck a first down is or anything.
