ITT: Phrases to which you never know how to respond
>that's what happens when you get old
>your grandpa is dead
I don't think hanging up on the phone was the correct response.
>why do you paint your nails?
>>28310935
>haha...yeahhhhh...
ORIGINAL CUNT
>>28310935
>Do you want to come with me to watch my son play football on Saturday
>>28310935
>what do you do for a living?
Hm sure seems originiali
>What did I do to deserve this?
>Why are you still here?
also did you know that this post is original
>>28310935
I don't understand hookup/dating language. I don't know what "no hookups" or "I'm a Christian" or whatever else mean when you see them on a dating app. Apparently neither of those phrases actually means they don't fuck strangers, which took me forever to understand. It really is like they're speaking a secret code, and unlike other languages I cant just use Google Translate because apparently even others on the internet who understand this new 'language' aren't going to share their secrets with the unsocialized.
>>28311243
That means "make me feel special before you pump & dump"
>>28311286
>That means "make me feel special before you pump & dump"
I've kind of gotten that far, but I really don't know much else. I feel like a foreigner who does not speak the native tongue, I don't understand what words mean.
In highschool I was relatively normal, but now I'm 24 and I feel like someone who's been isolated their entire lives and never talked to a woman. Even platonic relationships are awkward for me, but modern romance is too much for me to comprehend.
If someone wrote a book, sort of a traveler's language book with important phrases like "Where's the bathroom" and "I need an ATM," except tailored to explain as if to a child what Tinder/hookup/normie language meant.
>you look italian
FUCK YOU
>I changed your diaper when you were a baby
>>28310935
that's easy
>i have a while yet
>>28311018
This for me as well. They may as well be saying, "why don't you kill yourself?"
>why are you so quiet
Origgg
>>28311564
>it'll sneak up on you, young man!
>everyone exposing themselves as people who leave their house
freerange normiescum
>>28310935
If you take a shit more then twice a week that doesn't need any wiping you're a chad
>>28311734
> you stink
Bitch, i just showered!
>Hey!
/thread
>>28311819
Primal kek
"i love you"
wat do
>>28311874
Authentic y-you too
>We didn't have such problems with you when you were small! *click*
Gee, thanks for not towing me back home, dad.
Nor picking me from a train station at 2 am. Appreciate it.
Please let me fuck you up the fart hole and I will be in so much warm, stinky poopoo juices flowing from her hot bowels and then you can poopoo on me on the toilet and I will wipe your shitty butt crack after you are done with me!
