>Want to use onahole
>It's extremely loud and have to stealth fap
>>28309848
Stop being so loud then, cretin
>Want to edge while using a dildo
>It feels too good and cum in seconds
i-i wish I wasn't so sensitive
>>28309848
which one you got famalam i was looking at buying a new one last night
>>28309848
Put your dick on silent.
>>28309955
Fuwa Cyun W
>>28309939
My butt's ridiculously sensitive.
If I don't stick something up there closer to when I'm going to climax I'll cum too soon.
>tfw have to resist the urge and feel empty the entire time
what lube do you use op?
I live in US and i can't find the japanese ones for a good price. The shipping is always expensive
>>28309848
>pour warm water in onahole
>let it sit
>drain and add a few drops of lube
>use onahole
>cum within a few minutes
>have to spend an equal amount of time washing it
>prep and cleaning time was longer than the actual fapping
I hate when this happens.
>>28309999
Astroglide because that was the first thing mentioned in the /jp/ pastebin that the store I went to had.
>>28310018
Is it healthy to let your onahole sit in water? I thought it wasn't.
>>28309996
My dick jumps and gets really really wet just from putting it in and it feels too good and I can't resist stroking it but I'm a quick shooter anyway :c
>>28310044
Not going to lie, that post has given me a boner. Horny quick shots are too cute.
>>28310206
It's not cute when someone teases me and makes me say lewd things but tells me not to cum and I can't because I'm a pathetic quickshot
haaa
I heard there were girls in this thread. I'm a straight heterosexual man and I want to fuck girls. Any girls in this thread?
>>28310285
Damn anon, it's like you're trying to make me fap.
>>28310371
h-how am I doing that ?!
>>28310414
You're hitting my buttons. I want to hear about your inability to stop yourself from cumming.
>>28310298
i'm a girl
tell me about your penis
>>28310454
I'm lucky if I can last 2 minutes.. especially if I say or do lewd things with other people, o-or if I'm spoken to in a teasing way
>>28310492
That's adorable. Do you sometimes end up cumming all over yourself?
>>28309848
>>28309915
>>28309939
>>28309955
>>28309974
>>28309996
>>28309999
>>28310018
>>28310028
>>28310044
>>28310206
>>28310285
>>28310298
>>28310371
>>28310414
>>28310454
>>28310459
>>28310492
>>28310545
Special (You)s for acting like a neckbeard, you guys are pretty good at this you gross shits
>mfw i want onaholes and dildos and stuff
>mfw i have no income and barely get allowance. 5 euros a month
fuck
>>28310545
Of course <3 I really love the feeling of my cum falling on my tummy or if I'm up for it sometimes I put my legs on my wall and cum on my face
>>28310592
But you are tooo fat for this
>>28310565
>not just meeting up and fucking sissy robots in the ass while stroking their feminine dick
cmon senpai...
>>28310592
I'm going to fap to you now. How many times a day do you spurt?
>>28310634
>Implying this fat neckbeards will ever touch someone else butt
>>28310638
>fapping to a fat neckbeard
how low are your standards?
>>28310638
As many times as I'm told to..
>>28310653
>There are more fat neckbeards like this
>>28310653
So if I were to tell you to start masturbating right now you'd do it?
>>28310653
>told to
Please explain
>>28310681
You'd be so nice as to let me touch myself !?
>>28310681
>>28310691
You are making me start to vomit, fucking neckbeards
>>28310685
He asks other fat neckbeards online about fapping
>>28310691
Sure. We can fap and spurt our sticky cum together.
>>28310724
How can someone be this pathetic and fap with other neckbeards
>>28310724
a-ahh thank you.. I wish I was under your desk so I could suck your cock while you post..
>>28310559
>>28310620
>>28310646
>>28310675
>>28310700
>>28310739
Spotted the faggot, shit
remove system32
Everyone else in the threadkill yourselves
>>28310760
>Fat neckbeard thinks he will fit under a desk
my fucking sides, this is comedy gold
>>28310773
>remove system32
I will try that with my old pc first
>>28310790
>pc
thats a laptop
:^)
>>28310801
I have also a old pc faGGOT
>>28310760
That sounds great. You just focus on pumping your cock. Don't worry about holding back, just cum whenever you'd like.
>>28310816
its not yours :^)!
>>28310773
>>28310801
>>28310822
>Replying to Cebruz
>Giving him the attention he so craves
Doing it wrong.
>>28310820
>this was posted by a full grown man
i bet this can get even more pathetic and gross
>>28310822
Welp it doesnt belongs to anyone
>>28310833
>not giving attention to my qt bf
>>28310843
its mine now :^)
>>28310833
>He thinks i do it for attetion
What are you? Butthurt?
>>28310852
>It is mine nowwhy is it here then :^)?
>>28310852
>tfw no gf
>tomokoposts all day
>gets gfs
what the fuck
>>28310820
Yes sir, thank you ! It's already really wet and making lewd sounds when I stroke it
>>28310833
also, with this post you gave him a lot attention
>>28310859
You are there too ;)
>>28310869
That's super cute. It sounds like you're pretty close to cumming all over yourself already.
>>28310868
You new here?
>>28310869
I feel bad for your parents who hear them, their fat son is making sounds again!
>>28310879
But you dont own me ..?
>>28310868
strange huh? ;)
>>28310910brb buying a rope and a ticket
>>28310906
How can a fat neckbeard that cant even see his own dick thanks his belly cum over himself?
>>28310919
A rope for what?
A ticket to where? Amsterdam?
>>28309848
Kill everyone in this thread originally
>>28310930
maybe amsterdam, maybe just your place
told you yesterday when I didnt let you sleep why I need a rope ;)
>>28310910
I was more active in 2013-2014. i'm new to this layer of semen topped dorito dust.
>>28310942
Very
>>28310956Stop it
>>28310906
Aaaaa yes sir I am, I want to cum so bad oh my goshh
>>28310973
>Another post made by a guy who is so fat that he cant even see his dick
>>28310957
you should stop going here, desu
>>28310942
I agree
>>28310970_______________neva___
>>28310993
Another post made by a___?;)_
>>28310973
I want you to try and shoot it all over your lewd thighs. Don't slow down your pumping while you cum either.
>>28310999
Woah, nice tripsMade by autist
>>28311011
>full grown man want to cum on a fat hairy neckbeard
lmao
>>28311012
oh so you are a autist, okay I guess:^)
>>28311011
use shotgun with flechette rounds
Some call me crazy, that might be true
Cause if you take my hamburger helper
I don't know what I might do
>>28311039
>Implying this is anything news
are you a slowpoke :^)?
I mean, I'm thinking about the hand
The meats is on the pan
I know that when I'm in a jam
I know that burger gonna go ham
>>28311011
i-it got all over my legs and some fell on the floor.. i-i'm sorry for making a mess :c
take it easy /jp/
>>28311066
poor dubs sweetie ;)
>>28311090
worst
>>28311083
Cute cute cute. Will you give me a little encouragement for blowing my load to you?
I ain't never ran from nothin' but the police
I ain't never ran from nothin' but the police
I ain't never ran from nothin' but the police
From the city where the skinny carry strong heat
Norfside, Long Beach, Norfside, Long Beach
>>28311083
>Since im so fat i felt down
>>28311100
>11100
Stop hacking
>>28311118
This is why you will be forever a virgin
>>28310999
it's amazing what happens in three years, huh?
>>28311125
>you cant beat it
>did it
give up nerd
>>28311146
Its not amazing, its disgusting desu
Hello /jp/
>>28311146
Amazing how fast time gets over, just some seconds ago we all were little kids without worring what could happen tomorrow.
Now we are all grown up and hate the world while we are scared of tomorrow
Hit the corner, make a dollar flipping
Split the dollars with my mama children
Folks need Porsches, hoes need abortions
I just need y'all out of my business
Never no problem playing no bitches
Never no problem spraying no witnesses
>>28311169
>scared of tomorrow
lol nerdi will just go to shower now, see you silly
I keep my head high
I got my wings to carry me
I don't know freedom
I want my dreams to rescue me
I keep my faith strong
I ask the Lord to follow me
I've been unfaithful
I don't know why you call on me
>>28311169
Hey deutschrap listener
>>28311250
Kenn ich dich brudi?
Bist du nicht der von der Uni ?
>>28311250
Back off
Your posts are really bad by the way
