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>Women can't be robots tip top kek
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>Women can't be robots

tip top kek
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>>28309663
that shit literally hurts to look at

i have to look away after about 3 seconds

kill it, please, somebody kill it
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>inb4 she has a bf
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Is that deformation bone, meat or fat?

I could handle it if it was bone, but anything else and I would nope my way out of the nearest window for only being in her presence.
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>>28309663
>women cant be robots
>post a deformed mega monster abomination

>s-see! that's why I can be a robot even though I fuck a new guy every month!

Girl in pic probably isn't a virgin either, some guy with a fetish already fucked her I'm sure.
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>>28309663
i betcha she's had more dicks in her vagoo than you have brain cells (granted, might not be too many)
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>>28309692
>Girl in pic probably isn't a virgin either, some guy with a fetish already fucked her I'm sure.
>i betcha she's had more dicks in her vagoo than you have brain cells (granted, might not be too many)
That's the whole fucking point.
She had a bf iirc.
OP was being le ironing
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Still has a very nice body

I'd still fuck
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hahah wew wew hehe wew wew
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>>28309734
>they keep it in a cage
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>>28309734
"Your beautiful"
fucking cringe. please stop
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>>28309734
>ignore my face
I wish I had
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>>28309734
People like that are the worst, you think she doesn't know you're lying? How does she feel when it happens?
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You have to be a literal Chernobyl mutant to be a female robot?

Congrats for proving /r9k/ right.
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>>28309734
YET these whores will call a perfectly normal guy an ugly cunt or another girl that is normal ugly.
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>>28309734
>ignore my face
poor girl
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>>28309663
We're going to need one hell of a paper bag...
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>women c@n be robots
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>>28309734
Do you think that she's smart enough to know that a compliment like "I wish I was as beautiful as you" from Stacey is utterly fake? I almost hope she's completely oblivious, there are way too many Stacey whores attempting to give her praise and compliments for whatever reason. Usually they just need to feel better about themselves, like they're doing something nice for someone else, so they regurgitate some unrealistic compliment and move on. Too sad.
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>>28309734
why the fuck females do it?
my neighbor and landlady both complement me on my weight loss in annoying way, like
>"oh you're so thin, soon you'll be invisible"
>"you're in perfect shape"
when I'm still a fat fuck in need to lost another 15kg
It really sounds fake and insincere
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>>28309842
nonononononononoNONONONONONONONO
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>>28309853
It's because women experience the world through their emotions. To them, something is good if and only if it feels good.

This is why they spend so much time carefully tending to their own inner emotional environment and why they feel they are doing a service to others by trying to give them good feelings, regardless of whether what they're saying has any connection to reality or not.
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>>28309842
>>28309854
her body is tight as fuck though

It's just her face
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>>28309663
>>28309842
how did she unlock big head mode?
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>>28309842
>If this were Ancient Rome, you'd be thrown away like garbage
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>>28309734
This makes me sad. What's her story?
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>>28309663
They can't.

>>28309692
>>post a deformed mega monster abomination
That's how normies see us. The fact that they are even comparing us to this fucking monster just shows how much they hate us robots.
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>>28309842
Lord almighty...
he could have done way better than that
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>>28309905
her body isnt "tight as fuck" its just a plain, small framed girl with small tits. i don't understand. that guy must have some big problems behind his eyes
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[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r
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>>28309935

Who the fuck are all those guys
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>>28309935
>That's how normies see us.

That's also how we see us.

And that's because we are horrible, fugly, deformed monsters with personalities to match.

Just look at yourself...if you haven't already smashed every mirror in your place...
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>>28309992

Turks or Indians probably

>wow hot tits eyes r good skype me? ;) ;) ;)
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>>28309989

Cute eyes and body, shame about the rest of her face, hope she gets surgery one day to fix that but props to the beta who is able to look past it
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>>28309663
Is that Lord Farquad?
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>>28309914
kek

mcvbm ,cvbjioweapklrjfdqw3aeoldrfweas
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>>28310033

But what is their plan after she meets them finding some 5ft 3 poo in loo with a 3 inch penis when he was claiming to be a 6ft 5 chad with 8 inches
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>>28310031
>Just look at yourself...if you haven't already smashed every mirror in your place...
Ebin. Does anyone really do this? I think I look pretty normal, I'm just not good at being social.
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>>28310031
I'm a fucking failure and I look like shit, but I'm nowhere near these deformed subhumans.
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What you don't realize OP, is that she has TONS of people who like her. She had the chance at getting reconstructive surgery to look like a normal human, BUT HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY TOLD HER SHE LOOKED FINE THE WAY SHE IS AND SO SHE CHOSE NOT TO GET THE SURGERY. Let that sink in.
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>>28309663
>>28309842
>>28309917
>>28309989
How the fuck does this even exist? I thought it was Photoshop at first.
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>>28310084

And yet a deformed woman will get showered with love and affection while you will be no better than trash
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>>28310102
That is cruel but she's dumb as fuck for believing them
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>>28310103
cystic hygroma
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>>28310102
I almost feel like this is similar to how the Jews in the gas chambers would literally pile on top of each other and attempt to claw their ways up the pile in hopes of escape. Is this normie sabotage? She has to be uncomfortable like that, but her friends and family just tell her she's fine???
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>>28310067

I doubt anyone ever replies to their messages. The fact they don't even realize their game is worth shit is beyond me. The Indian subcontinent and the Near East seems to produce oversensitive fanatics who cannot rationally collect their urges and just jizz out random sexual words online when seeing anything of curve.

On interpals Turks, Paki's and Indians are mostly blocked, for good reason.
Can you imagine 500 messages a day going "love ur body and sooooo good i like pussy"?

Indians and Turks are proof game is somewhat a thing to learn and unlearn... and that posting your phone number in the comment section of webcam girls is something the most autist of white robots would never do.

These guys are beyond repair. We are still able to get our act together.
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>>28310106
Exactly. That's why there are no female robots.
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>>28309842
Why does this not surprise me?
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>>28309842
where does it say it's her boyfriend?
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Looking good
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>>28309734
>These shallow as fuck skanks

>I wish I was as pretty as you
>You are literally perfection
Yep, I bet your comments made her day, she must be so happy now that she realizes that she is the most beautiful woman ever.
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>>28309842
Did someone fucking call her a boulder ?
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>>28310300

It's easy to say that shit when you don't have to look at that face in the mirror everyday
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>>28309663
She makes Ron Perlman look like a jawlet baka

>>28310311
Boulder, Colorado, ya dipstick
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>>28310335

Americucks and their fucking place names
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>>28309989
Trump has already made my Monster Girls real!
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>>28310173
The Holocaust is a big nosed lie pushed down our throats since the day we are born. 6 million.
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>>28310103
I've heard it might be Cherubism (bones growing in the lower part of the face).
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>>28309663
Holy fuck, Bo' Selecta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-lLk5sZYeU
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>>28309989
>>28309965
just imagine her cute voice as she says "igH woBasbbe Buueou!"
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>>28309663
Just imagine kissing her on the mouth
How fucking awful would that be
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>it feeds on innocent squirrels
I'm actually pissed now
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>>28309685
you're a normie, what are you doing here?
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>>28309663
This is caused by an illness, which can be partially treated (see pic related, after surgery).

Also see >>28309842 . I don't get to hold/be held in his/her arms by an attractive person.
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>>28309691
It's bone, there are X-rays out there somewhere. Poor girl, not even surgery can help her
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>>28309685
GTFO Chad! We don't need you here.
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