>someone borrows my pen
>hands it back to me
>I say "thanks"
>mfw
>pour milk in cereal
>white crusties fall in
>guy asks for cigarette
>give him one
>I say "thanks"
>talking with girl at a bar
>getting along okay
>chad comes up and interrupts up
>steals girl's attention
>"hey man you wanna give us some space? the lady's feeling crowded"
>"haha okay see you dude"
>wish the girl a good night and leave
>>28309508
>not starting a bar fight
>open the door for someone
>say sorry
>>28309508
>I had a drunk girl rubbing up against me.
> self proclaimed man friend and other friend of man friend come over
> wants to get their 'friend' to stop 'annoying me'....
>>28308774
what's unusual about that
>>28309684
nothing. it makes sense to say thanks after you get it back, since usually the person fucking jacks it instead of returning it.
>>28308774
Unless I am super autistic that is an okay thing to do
>guy welcomes me
>say welcome back
>>28309524
>start a confrontation
>"h-hey man what the fuck?"
>he stands up and is way taller than me
>"what was that, you faggot?"
>"n-nothing"
>leave with a red face
>every girl in the bar snickers
>hand a customer their food
>I say "enjoy!"
>he says "you, too!"
>>28310052
>being a manlet
>being a pussy
>guy asks for the time because his phone out of battery or something
>tell him what it is like no big deal
>he says thanks
>reply "you too"
>>28310215
>being surprised /r9k/ is full of pussies
Like being surprised fast food joints aren't full of fatties and not healthnuts
>>28308774
That's a perfectly normal interaction. You're not "le randum awkward teenager xDDDD"
>>28310242
fast food joints are full of fatties and not healthnuts*
fucked up there
>>28309508
Protip: if a guy comes up and says something like this, unless it's obvious the chick isn't interested in your company, don't just puss out and leave.
I've literally had guys come up to me, get all in my space and say similar things to dudes I'm talking to. Like "ha, of course I'm more attractive to this person than you so you should just back off and let me do my thing". I've had dudes do this when I'm talking to my brother. It's so gross.
Not a girl btw just pass as one.
>>28310359
>not a girl just pass as one
What does that even mean?
>>28310535
It means he's got dat boipucci
>>28310535
Goipucci
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA
>>28310708
who is that
oreganos
