Figuratively speaking if you were to commit suicide what would your suicide note say and what would you leave behind
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Either something gay and edgy like
>existence is submission
or something emphasizing how no one is at fault for it
Gotta keep it short and sweet, I've been practicing this and the longer the note, the more shit it is, usually.
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I don't get suicide notes.
You're going to be dead who gives a fuck.
I wouldn't leave a note. I'd just try my best to disappear.
you didn't see that coming MOM!
>don't blame the drugs, it was intentional
That or some ironic overly optimistic bullshit that normies are always spouting for shits and giggles
I'd write "Just be yourself ;))))"
"if you're reading this i killed myself, i've fantasized about this for a long time but not being able to see your reactions is the worst, i wish i was there to soak in the human drama and watch your emotions, it'd probably give me a ghostly erection from beyond the grave, i existed and now i no longer exist, this is the greatest gift, goodbye"
>>28307461
Woah this is a good one
Are there any news reports on people who commited suicide but did some shit before to let everyone know exacly why? That it is all their fault?
Like, supreme gentleman tier
My time is almost up friends. I'll be leaving behind my little girl, but there won't be a note. I hope my parents never tell her what a failure her father was.
I'd like to write a proper manifesto / report explaining my observations and understanding of life as well as my decision to commit suicide but at the same time I probably am not a good enough writer to do it justice and wouldn't feel motivated anyway.
Rather than that I'd probably just disappear off into the woods somewhere to have hunters discover my unidentified remains years later.
"lets hope there's no sequel."
>>28306774
I love you all, don't spend money on a funeral, just burn me up and put me with grandpa.
>>28307526
Dude you don't have the option anymore. When it's just your you're taking care of suicide is fine but when you're a parent it's a terrible thing to do to your kid
