>tfw no gf to watch Malcolm in the Middle with
>tfw no gf to wear complimentary fits and listen to "experimental" music with
>>28306800
>tfw no gf to explain to faggots on the internet that complimentary and complementary are different words and berate said faggots for their illiteracy
>tfw no gf to watch anime with and get in physical altercations debating who best girl is
>>28306837
>tfw no gf who will scold me for all my mistakes when it comes to english and help me to improve it, so that I don't appear like a non native speaker anymore
>tfw no netflix buddy gf
I just want to get cosy :(
>>28306768
>tfw no gf to watch Malcolm in the Middle with
I used to know that feel pham. Stay stong. Love eventually finds us all, some way, somehow.
>>28307095
holy fucking shit
original post
>tfw no gf to remind me i shouldn't even be alive and the very existence of a woman who would find me tolerable enough to enter a relationship with me is a mere fantasy
>>28307095
the hand
THE FUCKING HAND
IS BEING HELD
KEK
I'm a qt girl that'll watch it with you. But are you okay withmy girldick?
>>28307192
I'll settle with almost anything, are you cute?
>>28307095
your doll looks like a 4 year old with boobs..
>>28307095
Dude.What episode is that?
>>28307221
The face is pretty young looking, but the other choices were horrible desu. The doll has womanly curves/figure so, I dont feel weird fucking her. Well, as weird as one can not feel while fucking a sex doll.
>tfw no gf to help do panel-by-panel architectural analysis papers on Tsutomu Nihei manga
>>28307095
>>28307232
I wanna guess it's the one where Hal buys Lois the expensive shoes after accidentally spending a ton on a phone sex chat. The scene should be where they tell each other horrible secrets they've kept to themselves. DollAnon can confirm, can't be bothered leaving my bed and turning my PC on.
>>28307283
>>28307095
I recognize this anon and his cute doll. I will buy one like that eventually.
>>28307207
probably, but I'm actually a straight male just trying to make a stupid joke.I'd still make a decent trap though
>>28307283
THOSE DEAD EYES
Don't they turn you off?
>>28307440
don't play with my lonely heart, anon.
>tfw no gf to listen to the original Mass Effect title screen music with
Fuckin kill me
>>28307558
sorry, bro. want a pic of my backside as apology(n-no homo)
>>28307612
um...sure, o-okay.
>>28307630
yeah, there's totally nothing gay about this.....
>>28307232
This guy got it:>>28307362
>>28307422
Sup bro, wm dolls and 1am usa, are were you can get dolls about hald the price of Realdolls. Good luck.
>>28307476
Nah, I have a pretty hardcore doll fetish. The deader the eyes, the better. Also, even if the eyes did turn me off, shes pretty much on my bed in the doggy style position perpetually anyway.
>pic related
>>28307699
holy shit that's a phat ass.
I'd fuck you.
>>28307716
what's the lifespan of pussy? can it be replaced?
>>28307716
Post its feet
>>28307717
T-thanks, bruh. It's a flattering angle and from last year when I was about 15 lbs lighter. I need to stop eating so much....
>>28307810
unf
original horny comment
>>28306863
Me and my gf do that. She tends to prefer little cute girls (maternally) or slightly tsun and outwardly cocky girls that end up nervous in person
>tfw no gf to sing animal collective songs in the car with
y liv
>>28307095
W-wew lad
What's her name
>>28307015
hello friend do you happen to have skype?
