How do I ask a classmate out
Pls respond
We have chatted a bit, studied the together once and I have her number (she have it to me cause I needed notes)
>>28306348
Let me tell you something anon.
The only way you can fuck this up is if you do something incredibly retarded. If she likes you at all, she will go out with you, if not, she will reject you. You just have to ask her something like "do you want to see a movie with me" or "do you want to go have dinner with me" and see what happens. You overthinking it will just make it go away.
>>28306430
Oh I was probably going to just go with "hey after finals you wanna go grab food/dinner?" but I wanted to see what you robots would do.
Completely new to this shit.
>>28306348
Further proof that underage /b/ kids are ruining /mlp/
>>28306472
W-what the fuck are you talking about anon.
I just want you robots to help out a 23 kv that isn't used to trying to get a woman.
>>28306472
>ruining /mlp/
How does one ruin a bottomless pit of autism.
>>28306348
Aquanon here. Just text her and say "Hey, wanna come to x with me over the weekend" or just say "Hey, wanna hang out this weekend?" Short, sweet, to the point. Trust me, if I can do it you can too.
>>28306497
Send her a text, ask her if she wants to come over and watch a movie. Literally say "Hey, wanna hang out at my place and watch some netflix?" If the answer is anything but yes, cut all ties.
>>28306552
>"Hey, wanna hang out at my place and watch some netflix?"
Careful with this, OP, it implies sex. Better to hang out somewhere public at first, like a restaurant, aquarium, etc like I did.
>>28306514
>bottomless pit of autism.
Then imagine how bad it is now
>>28306678
bah, sure it worked for you, but at least with my way he knows if he's good to go or not. There's no way a netflix session can be misinterpreted as friends hanging out.
>>28306712
Lol where do you think the meme "Netflix and chill" came from? It was because when peoples say "wanna watch Netflix", it means the guy wants to sex up the girl.
>Asking her out over text and not in person
Is this actually a good idea?
>>28306712
But I want more than just sex anon
>>28306785
yeah exactly, don't fuck around, go in for the kill. If she doesn't want to fuck him, then what's the point of the exercise?
>>28306472
>mfw I am from /mlp/ and hanging here because the board is overrun with /b/irdshits
>>28306810
I understand that, but mutual attraction is how normal people meet and establish relationships. This whole "I want more than that" is the calling card of the beta. You must avoid that mindset at all costs. You can "have more than that", just don't put the pussy on a pedestal. Get in there and slay that beast, like the masculine image of virility you are.
>>28306787
It'll be less embarrassing when she says no.
>>28306348
you grab her in the middle of class and yell "hey BITCH, you want some fuck. if she does not immediately drop to her knees and suck your johnson it wasnt meant to be and she was prolly a lesbian
>>28306988
But I won't be seeing her after this, so I figured the embarrassment would be fine.
Anything else
Pls resbonde
>>28306514
This place is also a bottomless pit of autism honestly. We're just as autistic as /mlp/ but in a different way
>>28306348
Do what I did OP
>Go and buy a dozen red roses and buy a suit if you don't own one
>Go and meet her and give her the flowers, be sure to bow and say "my lady" when you do
>Grab her hand and give it a gentle kiss
>Tell her, her eyes are like the stars and crystal night
>Brush her hair and tell her yoy and her are going to dinner tonight, don't ask her, tell her, girls like men who are confident.
Worked for me OP
>>28308341
When in this scenario can I take off her shoes and sniff and lick her sweaty feet
>>28308365
Only if you eat her farts first
