>Get in the car Femanon, or I'll punch you in the fucking throat
>I have two personalities, twisted fucking psychopath and twisted fucking psychopath
These threads always frustrate me because the guy in the OP is not attractive.
>>28305514
Idk, he seems to fit the Chad aesthetic to me. Someone should make an okcupid with OP's pic and see how women respond.
>>28305514
He looks like a deformed freak, honestly. Like, that is a genuinely ugly and malformed human being.
>>28305514
>>28305530
What do you think is attractive robots?
For me pic related is a 10
>>28305475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ohq5uwzhqs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ohq5uwzhqs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ohq5uwzhqs
>>28305475
nigga what is wrong with your face?!
Hes a chad from the planet vulcan.
He can pon farr all over me.
>>28305529
He's so close to chad and yet so far. I'm sure there would be some hits on okcupid but personally I find him really distasteful.
>>28305530
I wouldn't go that far. He's still normal. Just not attractive. If he made a normal facial expression instead of scowling it would dramatically improve. Not everyone is attractive when they scowl.
>>28305491
That's one personality.
>>28305557
t. 5'6 babyfaced beta
>>28305552
I go for willowy/gawky pale twinks. Little turns me off more than brown, square-headed men.
>>28305514
I thought he's meant to be intimidating, not attractive.
>>28305514
I thought him being ugly was the joke
>>28305711
>that
>intimidating
Just because someone is ugly doesn't mean they're scary
>>28305491
kek
>>28305597
The joke
Your head
Lurk more
>>28305552
The chad aesthetic is good but I just think that the OP guy is a shitty example of it
>>28305711
I want both senpai
>>28305732
Maybe, though I don't understand how it would be the joke either way. It seems like it would be funnier if he was hot and the women are like "hell yeah I'll get in the car."
>>28305781
Youre so special with your vast knowledge of basic memes you giant fucking faggot
>>28305823
Based newfag laying it down
>>28305475
>get into the car femanon or I'll shoot you
>>28305786
>>28305732
The point is that, on paper, he fits the chad aesthetic perfectly but all the features are too exaggerated and you end up looking like a caricature. He's what happens when you're trying to create Chad in an RPG but you've got no idea what the fuck you're doing and just put all the sliders up to the max.
>>28306099
Yes! Very well put anonymous
Literally my perfect man
>>28306099
I am the uninitiated, what is a chad.
>>28306221
A charismatic and sexy man who is successful with women. Usually good-natured and well-meaning and successful in his life. /r9k/ is perpetually angry that they aren't him.
>>28306221
Underage b& bloxbotnobloxme
>>28306141
>le not funny man
>>28306241
>Usually good-natured and well-meaning
We're going into Space.
Get in femanon.
Now.
Chads are you look at them and you want to fuck. You get wet from just looking.
>>28306241 Makes sense. Haters gonna hate.
>>28306243 Doesn't make sense.
>>28306250
He's funny to me and that's all that counts
>>28306293
you're already in space rapeface!
Anyone have the nazi officer version, "get in the panzer, frauanon"
This meme has serious potential t b h
You know what he may look a little like a monster, but he also looks like he has a monster cock.
>>28306416
Yeah but what's the point of a monster cock if it's not attached to someone handsome?
>>28306434
I'd fuck a monster cock even if it were attached to Danny Devito's uglier and creepier uncle.
>>28305514
>implying those menacing eyes and that strong jawline and chin don't get him literally more pussy than he knows what to do with
>>28306434
Not only a big cock but He looks like he has a good body too.
That face makes me think he'd fuck me real good.
>>28305973
fuck me then shoot me elliot
>>28306395
It's yours friend.
>>28306221
It means lurk moar, faggot.
>>28306609
He looks nice with a hat.
Fuck me with your hat on.
Choke me.
>>28305475
He looks like a real life nefarious anime hunk.
>>28305475
that face looks molded by plastic surgery and looks honestly disturbing
>>28305514
He's deformed desu fampai
>>28306640
women, everyone
observe
>>28307194
Tbqh thats probably a fag, but we got your point.
>>28306802
this.
my fucking sides
>>28305475
You dun' crossed the chart boyo. He's overly masculine. Not even his blue eyes and pretty boy complexion will save him.
It's all about balance family. Too masculine can be uggo.
>>28305552
This guy, hands down tbo.
>>28307616
I'd still take DOM over AVM. If I'm going to be alone I could at least leave a trail of broken hearts and pussy juice behind me instead of tears and cum soaked tissues.
>>28306293
This one made me laugh pretty hard. I'm starting to like this.
>>28307616
>tfw AVM
>tfw everyone has an automatic inclination to dislike me
>just want friends
fuck you sociopaths for putting a name to the appearance
>>28308091
DOM or STM would be sociopath tbhq. Check the chart again.
>>28307683
Miroslav mogs O'Pry
>>28308349
I wasn't aware of any correlation between sociopathy and facial morphology. I wouldn't be surprised though considering the digit ratio shit that's out there. Do you have any interesting links?
>>28305597
>That's one personality.
Still one more than what I have.
>>28307616
Me on the right
Idkdkekeksk
>>28308433
No, but I have plenty of anecdotal evidence and there's probably a correlation between testosterone and dark triad personalities.
>>28308421
His eye area is nothing compared to Sean's.
I don't even think prime Gandy could mog Sean.
>>28308691
I always enjoy /fit/'s tren threads. That shit sounds like concentrated alpha. I want to try it one day.
>>28305475
Shouldn't this nigga be on Mars closing an interdimensional portal to hell?
Fuckboy lou ferrignou
>>28307683
something about his brows ridge makes it look like he has downs syndrome
Guy got so attractive he looped around the scale and became ugly
>>28305475
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
>>28306415
>gets reposted all the time
>has potential
You must meen potential on redit I guess. Get the fuck out of here you faggot
You guys calling him ugly have no idea how much pussy he gets. Its not all about looking "pretty" as a man, he has a face that wets pussies. He looks dangerous and bitches love that. If he has a deep voice and is 6ft+ its all over irl, which I'm sure he does as genetics come in bundles.
its like all his masculine sliders got maxed out in the character creation or something
Who's gonna post the non-shopped version?
Yes, it's shopped. Seen it before.
>>28305552
This is 10/10
>>28310117
Down syndrome isn't know for effecting the brow, atleast not to my knowledge.
Look again. Perhaps it's his feline-esque eyes. The canthal tilt is excessively positive which is common for people with down syndromeasian people and women aswell.
UNHAND HER CRIMINAL
>>28305552
Robert Downy Jr. This sort of look pulls off dark eyes, otherwise I have a major soft spot for light eyes. I think people psychologically like similar or opposite, so a guy with light features or similar to me is attractive and also darker features like pic related.
I don't care about their faces I just want their fucking hairlines.
I hate you god.
