Is this true?
>tfw Gemini
>>28305332
>tfw Gemini
SameBut this shit is even stupider than that four letter personality test bullshit
>Virgo
Literally, LITERALLY fucked from birth
>>28305332
Scorpio here
Yep
No. Take you horoscope bullshit back 2 reddit
>>28305384
Sagittarius detected.
>>28305370
sameeeeeeee. im gonna go cry. i dont rven have friends except this board :c
>>28305370
fellow virgo here. i feel your pain. at least dealing with women is easy because you're inherently feminine.
>make a broad blanket statement pertaining to a very relateable feeling
>apply it to literally half of the twelve months on the horoscope so that you include basically every other person ever born
>normies read it
>"OMG TRUUU THAT'S SO MEEEEEEEEE XD"
>>28305332
>horoscope bullshit
>Myers-Briggs bullshit
Why don't you girls start making threads about Judge Judy, the View, and bingo while you're at ti?
""""""Capricorn"""""" here, this is bullshit. I'm definitely going to be single forever.
Also, our kind is supposed to be hard-working but I'm a lazy faggot, checkmate atheists.
>Scorpio
I'm fucked.
Pisces INTP here.
And what exactly am I supposed to get out of this?
>Sagittarius
>literally have none of the qualities paired with it
Fuck your astrology bullshit
pls add libra to this list
>>28305332
>aquarius
How did you know
>>28305332
single forever has a dual meaning tho
either permavirgin, or someone who fucks around a lot but never goes into relationships
>>28305332
>there are about 3.750.000.000 people out there who will never experience being with someone else
wow.
taurus
i've been in plenty of relationships and put my cock in more holes than i can count on fingers and toes. Currently seeing nobody and haven't been laid in months and it doesn't bother me at all really. I could get in another relationship or never again either way I do not give a fuck
also as a white person I don't really go in for this stuff but has anyone else noticed the colored folks go wild for this shit?
Aries master race here.
>tfw so forever alone that I can't even be a part of the forever alone squad
Scorpio here
>be a leo
>not compassionate and outgoing at all
>star signs are meaningless bullshit
>>28305332
>tfw taurus
>tfw no cow to fertilize
>>28307062
>>28305677
Your starsigns were probably mixed up :^)
>>28305332
Taurus is based
>>28305332
astrology & horoscopes are just another form of cold reading. thought only normies believed in this shit
Virgo kissless virgin reporting in
tfw Aries
22khv
>people actually care about this horoscope garbage
>>28305553
Capricorn INTJ reporting in
My autism is like a force field that repels all potential gfs
>>28307389
guess what pol pot, stalin, lenin, Catherine the great, ho chi mihn and Machiavelli all have in common?
>Scorpio
>gf
Get your horoscope shit out of here, faggot.
>tfw sagittarius
>tfw KHV
it's just pile of bullshit
>>28307450
I'm sure they have plenty of things in common.
>taurus
confirmed single forever @ 29 years old
>>28305332
>tfw normalfags try and pretend being any of those is actually good
>tfw all the negative traits of the one I'm in apply
>Taurus
it's real guys
>>28305332
>tfw Taurus
I'm damned glad I'm naturally inclined to being alone, I feel sorry for people who aren't.
>>28305332
> Libra
I even fail at being part of the meme.
End this pitiful existence.
I'm a Virgo but my qt loving girlfriend is a Cancer and we're perfect for each other. Checkmate, list.
>literally cancer
feels bad man
>>28305332
that's like half the people on earth man. no it's not true
Horoscopes are stupid.
I'm a gemini and I know plenty of other geminis who are in or have been in relationships.
>>28307369
I like other Aries, Aries are (usually) fucking cute personality-wise if not looks. I'd kiss you if I could.
>>28305332
>Aquarius
I have a girlfriend and I've gotten laid before
>>28305332
>"single forever squad"
>exactly half of the signs are listed
Wow I bet you guys feel so unique
>>28305332
>tfw i dont know if im scorpio or sagittarius
probably Scorpio since im single
> tfw tauras
>>28305332
It can't be. My wife is a Gemini.
Non-virgin Virgo here, AMA
>>28305511
>horoscope bullshit
>Myers-Briggs bullshit
>implying they're different
>>28309109
>tfw infp Taurus
>>28305332
>Sagittarius
>KHV 25 year old
This is inaccurate.
>Virgo
>Gay
I wish I wasn't this stereotypical.
At least I'm not feminine. Which is also why I can never get a bf, I hate feminine people.
