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>be me
>5'8, skinny,
>live in londonistan
>get hungry, decide to get a kebab
>arrive at venue
>"what would you like?"
>"large ch-chicken doner please... with rice"
>he passes on the order
>"one large chicken doner.... with rice"
>whatever
>I don't own a wallet, so i brought 6 pounds in coins
>large chicken doner is 6 pounds
>as roach is making my food, i begin to get worried
>oh shit
>what if i didn't count my money properly
>what if i don't have 6 pounds on me
>panicked, i reach into my pockets and immediately pull out all the money i can find
>drop two 1 pound coins on the ground
>some trashy nigger girls from the local shit-tier college laugh
>whatever, why should i care what they think
>they're barely even human
>i pick up my money and count a total of 7 pounds
>relief.exe
>"do you want any sauce?"
>i do love garlic sauce, but
>"n-no, thank you"
>guess no garlic sauce today
>meal usually comes with roach bread and a salad
>i do love my salad, but he doesn't seem to be getting it for me
>too beta to say anything, guess no salad today
>freshly made roach bread is getting cut up behind him
>surely it's for me
>he doesn't even turn around, guess no bread for me
>"that'll be 7 pounds"
>meal is 6 pounds, but too beta to say anything
>smile as i hand him the money
>roach smiles back
>"thank you"
>"i stutter something
>"uh ye-uh thank you"
>i turn to leave the venue
>push the door to open it, but of course, as the massive sign indicates, i have to pull
>i leave embarrassed

That was the last time I ate there.