i'm about to smoke weed for the first time. what can i expect?
to feel good, man
>>28305119
You can expect a life of lethargy and hopelessness like pic related
have fun
have some water on hand for dry mouth
have your favorite foods near by for munchies
listen to your favorutie music
play ytour favoirte viudya or just lay back listening to music if it's your first time cus you'll porb have some itnense thoughts
im high too
:)
a headache. at least thats what happens when i smoke
Keep in mind lots of people don't get high their first time smoking, so if nothing happens try again the next day.
>>28305139
fuck off faggot go kill yourself
It'll feel like you're watching a movie, but you're the main character
Have fun anon
>>28305153
smoking shit weed
>>28305156
this is true, but i got high af my first time
jmust make sure you inhale the smoke deeply into your lungs and make sure you hold it for a while as well
>>28305119
Nothing at the first, and then if you smoked enought it will hit you hard and you will feel dizzy. The first time i smoked weed i felt like that and even i heard a whistle in my ears but when it finished i felt really relaxed.
>>28305169
you should seek some immediate help before its too late for you
>>28305156
why wouldn't you get high the first time?
>>28305191
no
smoke weed you pussy
normie cuckold faggott reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28305119
a "blissful" feeling and probs time moving slower. You'll be hungry and won't want to move or do anything productive
Expect a bunch of HILARIOUS shot posts
>dude u shud kill yurself :^)
>DUDEWEEDLMAO
>something about normies
>something about degeneracy
>>28305149
Water is the most important thing. Yes
>>28305192
i think most people dont inhale deeply and hold it the first time which is a must
>>28305184
>>28305180
>>28305156
the first few weeks i was smoking, i just hadnt learned to hit the bowl right. it was just awkward feeling, trying to light it without burning my thumb and getting a good hit
you have to make sure you milk the hit like the piece was a straw, then let go of the carb and clear it, inhale it deeply with a big breath of air
>>28305192
Unless you smoke cigarettes or something you probably don't know or are not used to actually inhaling into your lungs.
Protip for beginners: when breathing in the smoke make a sharp inhalation sound and as you breathe in make sure your stomach is expanding (using your diaphram more to breathe). This will bring more smoke into your lungs.
weed is in the bowl, lighter in hand
here goes nothing
>>28305240
DO IT MY MAN
>>28305230
Also, you don't need to hold in the smoke for longer than half a second once its in your lungs. Your lungs absorb all the cannabinoids your breathed in less than a second. However, if you hold your breath you are allow more tar to enter your body.
If you're smoking with others they may expect you to hold the smoke because it is old folk wisdom that holding it in gets you higher. If you are with people who call you out on it just do it, otherwise you will offend them and its probably their weed right?
>>28305263
>half a second
my man...
the 20 second ghost hit stuff is bullshit, but you should really hold that shit for at least a count of three. less than 2 seconds and you're wasting weed, that's how it feels for me anyways
>>28305139
Lol
Honey who do you think you're talking to.
We're already a waste
Thats what the smokings for.
just exhaled, don't feel any different yet
>>28305240
OP IS CONFIRMED DEAD
>>28305303
WAIT 5 GAMALLAMAMALAMA
THEN HIT ANOTHER BOWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>28305303
wait 5 minutes
put on some music in the mean time and chillax
HES
FEELING
IT
>>28305362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfSXjwmvA7s
my hands feel numb
>>28305139
>never did drugs
>never drank alcohol
>did well in school
>ended up neet and a fucking loser for 5 years
I wish I had fun instead, it probably would have helped me develop as a person instead of staying inside scared of trying anything
>>28305119
you'll get addicted and become depressed
unless you smoke weed everyday
Only cure is alcohol.
>>28305399
>smoked weed all highschool
>dropped out
>still smoke weed
>redid senior years
>went to good university
>all whilst smoking weed daily
>working a comfy stay at home job
he fell for high school matters meme
>>28305397
5 MINUTES ARE UP
HIT ANOTHER ONE FAMLEE
>>28305119
its great
if you have friends that smoke i suggest you smoke with them
i really miss when i would get together with my friends and smoke up and watch movies or funny videos on youtube.
the main guy that smoked in our group got his gf pregnant and he moved away so the group fell apart and now im trying to get a bus related job so i cant smoke at all
good times
heart's beating really fast. feeling out of breath
>>28305399
Do you feel stupid and lied too?
They said drugs will ruin your life so you stayed away and did good in school, kept out of trouble but your life is crap now and chad over there who did drugs drank partied sex had fun half assing school is doing way better. money, family, kids.
>>28305483
NICE
NOW JUST LAY BACK AND CHILL
THE FAST HEART BEAT IS A SIGN HE'S FEELIN IT
THE OUT OF BREATH IS CUS U HIGH AF
NOW JUST RELAX AND LET THAT SHIT KICK IN SENPAI
>>28305399
>did drugs
>drank alcohol
>didn't do well in school
>ended up a wage slave
I had "fun" but still all the drugs couldn't do anything against becoming a robot.
it seems to be intensifying
when does this peak?
>>28305527
drugs are a grand distraction from our meaningless existence
shut the fuck up and stop moralizing desu
everything is okay in moderation
>>28305542
probs about 15 to half hour in, then plateau for an hour or 3 then come down
i feel woozy
i'm starting to regret this
>>28305542
The peak roughly starts 10-15 minutes after smoking and lasts 30-40 minutes, followed by a 1.5-2 hour high and 1.5-2 hour comedown
>>28305570
Sit down and listen to music
Or eat some shit
>>28305570
RELAX SENPAI IT'S ALL GOOD
JUST RELAX A LIL LET IT DO IT'S MAGICAL THING
UNLESS YOU SMOKED SOME SRS DANK
THEN I FEEL FOR YOU SON
>>28305506
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>28305570
drink something you like and listen to music. How much did you smoke?
>>28305527
The 'drugs r bad 4 ur lief' meme is just a lower middle class self-delusion that prosperity can be achieved through hard work rather than congenital intelligence stemming from a superior physical disposition that is itself a result of centuries of good nutrition compared to the peasant-derived petit bourgeois whose ancestors were 1.45m tall and illiterate a mere couple generations ago.
>>28305570
Panic and paranoia are common side effects of the weed high. I hope you tested for spice, otherwise you might die or end up with brain damage and liver failure after a "trip" that lasts for days.
>>28305612
Yes, jsut maintain discipline
You can be high af, but as long as you do your work, have an income, don't get into debt like a retard and don't let it rule your life then you'll be fine
Literally all this drugsrbad shit is a meme
If you're stupid, you were prob stupid before you smoked grass
>>28305612
>hard work rather than family money and social connections
fixed that for you
10 or 20 points IQ does not decide success or failure
>>28305551
no, m80
That's not what's it about.
I meant doing drugs wouldn't help you becoming less of a robot.
He'd be one, nevertheless.
Can't help you about your thin skin.
I don't care if anyone does or doesn't do drug, senpai.
Even if it is in """'""moderation"""'''
>>28305623
hahahah if op got spice for his first time then he's fucked
real weed or dont smoke at all
synthetic is cancer
>>28305506
What I mean is>>28305139
Is a liar!
>>28305139
Just imagine the face of the person who designed this ad when Michael Phelps was caught with weed.
>>28305659
Is there even any synthetic shit still around?
I just get sleepy tbqh. Feels alright.
>>28305671
proving further that weed is bad is a meme
>>28305674
yea
famlee
google it spice deaths homeless or someshit
>>28305641
The reason why this board thrives like it does itfp is that there are plenty of racially inferior people like us with weak bodies and low IQ's.
People don't fail at talking to girls because they're nervous or clumsy, it's because they're too stupid to be able to converse normally. The same goes for being NEET - all of us NEETs are simply too dumb to be able to be trusted with any task at all.
>>28305153
I got a pulsing headache the last time I smoked my friend's pot, it was the first time I realized that what I had been smoking for the last year can actually be weaker than what you get from anywhere.
>>28305623
>friend invites me to smoke back in high school
>decline because i wanted to go home to jerk off or some shit
>go to school the next day and see friend
>dealer gave them weed laced with coke
>they all spent the day fucked up and throwing up everywhere and having a bad trip
>mfw
Ya op watch out your weed could be laced with something.
Spice is dangerous and can cause psychosis abruptly. and its very hard to tell the differnce especially if you haven't smoked before.
Now that you've read this....enjoy your high.
Why would anyone do drugs/drink?
What's the point?
Normies, explain yourselves
>>28305718
>throwing up everywhere
>bad trip
Good one anon. And even if you'd gotten the effects right, it's still implausible because no drug dealer hates money that much.
>>28305749
its fun
when i get with my boys and we hit a couple of drinks and start playing video games or playing music and shit its a great time
>>28305671
He was probably thinking of the millions who smoke weed and never amount to anything
>>28305749
>What's the point?
Feels good
Like wanking or eating, but betterand with a widely varying amount of consequences
>>28305749
It feels good and isfun
>>28305752
i probably got it wrong
this was a long time ago
>>28305749
It makes you feel very, very good. The only time I'm happy ever is when I'm on drugs. apparently I've had dystimia since early childhood or something, I didn't know what feeling good felt like until I tried drugs.
>>28305752
yeah, coke's like 10x more expensive than weed, I don't see why they'd spike it unless it was to fuck with you
felt nauseous for a while. had to keep myself from puking.
I just drank the best cup of water in my life
>>28305752
yea lets lace this cheap drug with this more expensive drug.
...Unless its to get you hooked.
>>28305749
The reason why you jerk off. It gives you pleasurable sensations. What it does that jerking off can't provide is to cause so much pleasure and such strong after-effects as to permanently relieve stress and to serve as a divider between a stressful period and a period of relaxation. If you had a tooth ache or a heart ache the night before you got fucked up, you won't anymore in the morning.
>>28305749
I have nothing else to live for other than drugs. I have a job that pays for my housing and necessities, and I have no hobbies other than playing music and doing drugs.
Every morning I wake up, smoke a joint, and go to work. I go home for lunch, eat and smoke another joint. When I get home after work, I shoot up and nod off until later that night, which is the time I have set aside for dinner and playing guitar. After that, I smoke and go to sleep.
I'm perfectly content with my lifestyle, and my actions don't hurt anyone. Is there anything wrong with this? I've chosen to drop out of the rat race and do what gives me what little happiness I can have.
>>28305805
nice
i hope you're feeling good
it sounds like you had some strong stuff for your first time
i recommend keep up the water and get some tasty munchies if you feel the need
food will taste the best it has ever tasted :)
>>28305843
Your life your choice.
AS long as you're not a parasite on the state or parents, who gives a shit.
Shooting up is degenerate as fuck though.
>>28305805
water is good, get some food
put on some music, I recommend some jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOcrsTNzCrI
>>28305861
I am a stoner parasite on the state and parents, anon. Are you gonna get all devil take the hindmost wir mussen die Juden ausrotten on me now? :3
>>28305805
I had the same feel of nausea the first time, it was some strong weed indeed. Now prepare something to eat. You might feel headache too. When the high is off go to sleep f.a.m.
>>28305843
You're not hurting anyone. So I guess no harm.
Idk.
>>28305791
Even then you can't actually smoke cocaine HCl.
>>28305861
Why is shooting up anymore degenerate? Would you rather smoke heroin off a foil sheet or inject it?
>>28305861
Why is shooting up degenerate?
Is it worst than smoking mj in your opinion?
>>28305918
> taking heroin in any form
>not degenerate
>>28305923
both get you fucked up but heroin is expensive and highly addictive
all the junkies i've ever met have been poor and fucked up and addicted to an expensive af drug and are sick without it
weed addiction is manageable
at best you just feel kinda not hungry and moody without it
>>28305931
I don't really care if it's degenerate or not, I'm just curious as to why shooting up is considered any worse than the other ways of taking it.
>>28305959
i guess some dumb ass junkies might share a needle with some other junkie
seen as dirty to normies and kinda hardcore
if you're responsible and clean about it, who gives a shit
(not me)
>>28305948
What if you have the money to do it?
Those injection marks are gross tho.
Smokimg is gross too.
>>28306000
what ever happened to snorting the shit?
>>28306000
well you're spending your money on heroin
you could use it for a house/weed/car
better stuff
>>28306016
Snorting heroin is not a good idea, and it's never been normal to do.
>>28305959
The pills seem easier, cleaner dont u think
>>28306016
Snorting anything like that is gross too.
wait a minute did OP get that high from one hit?
>tfw smoking for 3 years, erryday for 2, and an entire bowl of 10$ gram stuff just makes me feel "decently good" i guess for about a half hour
Taking pills is high class.
When I take them I drink my water with my pinky out.
>>28306000
injecting anything but pharma grade shit is degenerate af and unclean af
d you even wonder what the fuck your heroin is cut with?
>>28306070
same
my tolerance is fucking high as fuck and getting expensive
>>28306070
Youre smoking oregano.
Get it from somewhere else.
>>28306025
It's not the same at all. I enjoy the time spent cooking it down, loading up a needle, and injecting it. Pills are more expensive anyways.
>>28306070
>1 gram bowl
Either you're using a giant tobacco pipe or something or you've been getting seriously jipped
>>28306016
>>28305959
>not plugging
Almost as effective as IVing without the risks of putting shit in your veins
>>28306100
Oh no, now you made it sound degenerate.
You like the ceremony I get it.
>>28306072
>mfw going to get wisdom tooth surgery in 2 weeks
>i'll be getting hydrocodone probably
>going to try to take the pain for as long as possible and then get high af for a day or 2
>>28306093
this is what im smoking, and my bowl. i bought it because there was a frog on it.
>>28306137
faggot detected m8
weed just makes everything like 25% better.
Here's some cool videos to watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DobxqhczJyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-y98DPBx0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P_Z0vRHu4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7Rvzj4zJ6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKodsIw0R4Y
>>28306070
If I were you I would get a scale and find out how much you're really getting.
>>28306173
i have one. my bags are always spot on. i let faggots know if they're light
>>28306163
Oh, then just get higher grade stuff.
>>28306163
clean your nails niqqa
Does anyone know which strain is better for anxiety? I don't get it myself because no contacts, but my friend has been getting stronger stuff and it's been inducing these really bad panic attacks. It used to be really fun and slow the first times I've tried it, but now I can't smoke without fearing imminent death and feeling like my bodies cells are moving apart
>>28306179
>>28306163
Take a break then I guess or switch to concentratesbut then again that'll probably fuck your tolerance even higher
Two weeks does wonders in you've been smoking erday for a few years
>>28306172
as a stoner i endorse this list
>>28306163
Do you have a guy or do you go to a shop?
>>28306202
Indica dominant, specific strain beyond indica/sativa ratio doesn't mean shit. But don't get anything high CBD & low THC if you still want to get high.
>>28306212
for the weed i have a guy i went to high school with. im 19. either that or my dad knows a guy who i sometimes buy from. my dad smokes too
>>28306227
Can you tell a difference between their stuff? Is one better than the other?
>>28305119
don't do it. it makes you psychotic, and you start hearing voices. its not fun.
>>28306253
i can
im the weed whisperer
i can literaly tell the qaulity of weed by touchung it
>>28306253
i an tell the difference between any weed i get at this point
i can tell if it's indica or sativa by how it smells and how the high is. and you see how on the picture i posted, the niugget looks a little "frosty" ? the more of that shit is on there, the stronger it is.
>>28306273
fuck off crazxy
>>28305659
People always say synthetic cannabinoids are dangerous and bad, but I never had any issues with them, tried the original spice, pure AM-2201 and some spices laced with AB-CHMINACA. Then again I'm not stupid and am really careful when trying any new substance.
>>28306284
Not that guy, but when I smoked weed it triggered latent schizophrenic tendencies I had and ruined my life. I'm not saying this is a likely outcome, but it's possible.
>>28306311
Youre on 4chan right?
......something did go wrong.
What's your guys' go-to music for when you're nice and medicated?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu62Q1N64zc
>>28306324
Like what?
Tell me the story.
>>28306053
What's wrong with snorting? How is that gross? Feels pretty good
>>28306421
Idk I guess cus ppl dnt normaly do it.
No one snorts things or injects things into themselves, besides drugs I guess. I guess nazel spray looks ok cus its in the little bottle but making a line and snorting it idk.
OP UPDATE US
>>28306356
I wish there were more truly good reggae about REEEEEEEE the meme that weedsters chill to reggae mostly isn't even true
OP make sure you have a wank at least once while stoned.
So fucking good. Getting high feels like all your senses have heighted and masturbating feels fucking amazing.
>>28305119
You'll yurn into Ted cruz
>>28306630
>tfw only gotten high with friends so no chance to masturbate under the influence
Kind of sucks as I imagine it would feel amazing.
>>28306666
Have a circle jerk.
Who cares you were fucked up so its no homo.
>>28306666
QU4DS
>>28305749
u do stuff u normally wouldn't do, weed = relax, think about yourself, alcohol = be more self confident, do new stuff which you were scared but wanted to do
basically life experience if you are blocked
>>28305749
It can be rough at times but there are moments where I feel completely disconnected from all the shit that bothers me, like all my regrets are meaningless. I'd go with hybrid tbqh, shit like sativa makes me feel like I'm choking on smoke.
>>28305570
Music is great. I think I might have minor schizophrenia, because when I'm high I hear people whispering around me, and beeping, clicking sounds that get extremely loud. When I listen to music it goes away. Also, for me anyway, music gets another layer of complexity when I'm high. I can't really explain it.
>>28307252
You don't want to be smoking pot if you are schizophrenic, contrary to what pot advocates would say. A rapper 'capital steez' had been smoking pot before his suicide, it just makes you worse....can't speak for you though don't know.
>>28305119
It feels good. You'll feel giggly and happy. If you sit still for a while and then move quickly, your brain will take a minute to understand that you just moved. It's like you'll feel yourself move multiple times.
>>28305119
to feel happy for the first time in years
>>28305192
accounting for dumb people who dont understand you breathe it like air and not like just keep it in your mouth and blow it out
>>28307974
That's not true, some people really don't get high the first time. I've know people like that that smoked cigarettes before, so it wasn't because they didn't inhale.
>>28307974
Ah man, I remember smoking with my cousin for the first time and he did this shit. I'd asked him beforehand if he'd done it before and he's like, "Yeah man, yeah." We'd smoked like, three bowls on my roof that night with some friends of ours and he goes, "I don't know man, I'm just not really feeling much," so I actually watch him take the next hit and he just exhales immediately, like it's a cigarette. Fucking hell.
>>28308015
Where the hell do they smoke cigarettes like that? That's for cigars, cigarettes you inhale.
>>28308045
You inhale, but you don't hold it in. You have to hold it in with pot.
>>28308053
I hold in cigarette smoke. Other people don't? I never pay attention to that stuff I guess.
>>28308053
You hold it shortly with cigs. How long are you supposed to hold it with weed? Are you sure that isn't bro science?
>>28308113
Might be. I was told to hold it in for as long as I could without dying and that's what I've been doing since.
weed is a normie drug
you are now a normie for smoking weed
>>28308178
>>28308113
Nah dude, anymore than 3 seconds is unnecessary.
>>28308218
Huh. Is it the same with vapes?
>>28308255
Yeah
thispostiosoriginal
>>28308276
Gotcha. I don't know, I've tried holding in vapor and tobacco smoke like I do with pot and it always seemed so much harsher.
>>28305375
Fucking class film, Anon
>>28308197
breathing is for normies, you're now a normie
eating pizza is super normie, you're now a normie chad
>>28308197
>>28308450
Buying tp at a store is for normies. Real robots shit in bathtubs.
>>28308528
peeing in the sink is a minimum requirementfeels good
>>28305119
Nothing. You dont get high on the first time.
>>28306356
Anything by young thug desu. Mostly just play SS3 then play Let It Go by asap ferg, New Level, Low Life, Night Crawler aNd L $D. All of these songs are absolutely amazing when stoned.
To the other stoners ITT: invest in a good speaker to blare out music when you're high. It's a whole other level of awesome.
The bass reverberates with your soul.
>>28308796
I got high as FUCK the first time. I laid down on the railroad tracks we were smoking on and I couldn't get up.
>>28308796
I fell in love with mama ganja booy the fist time I saw her. I knew it was meant to be .
>>28306223
All right, that sounds good. Is it possible to tell whether something mostly Indica or Sativa? I'm not too trusting of my friends dealer and it honestly feels like the names and stats are made up on the spot whenever they tell them what he has
>>28310989
not really on your first time. it's kind of a waste of money to buy super amazing expensive shit when you're gonna get blasted in the dome either way.
i smoked hydro my first time, few weeks later smoked my shitty texmex trash weed for the first time and i got just as blasted. and again. and again. if you can keep from smoking all the time, every time will feel kickass and amazing. i however, smoke like eight bowls a day. still good tho, just not as fabulous
Make sure you take breaks if you want to continue smoking. I've been smoking every day for the past 3 years and I know I'm stuck with it.
If I don't smoke I act irrational and feel hate all day, but when I do smoke I'm an anxious quiet lump who can't see out of their own ass.
>>28308197
Maybe if you're in a state where it's illegal. I can imagine that some robots here would like it if they weren't too autistic to find and meet with dealers. A lot more easier to get if you're in California or a state with the same laws.
>>28306070
that would be your tolerance
for someone who has never smoked pot before, it hits them like a train. try not smoking for a few days/weeks/months/a year and see how you feel
>>28305119
a whitey
>>28305761
Get real you immature child, most people amount to nothing
>waah, what am I-I-I going to do to change the world!!!
holy shit
>>28305119
If you have hppd like me, you'll feel the dimensions splitting and your face being ripped off.
Don't do drugs
>>28306070
you just have a high tolerance
my first heavy rip from a bong and I was at a solid 10 for the rest of the night. for a lot of newbies a $10 half gram could last a couple of days
