> Perfect height
> No risk of anything on seat
> Choice of flush amount
>jack off
>ejaculate
>Piss in the sink and clean my dick
>>28304623
> jack off
> ejaculate
> piss on the ejaculate to push it into the corner
> go back to sleep
But what if you drop your toothbrush in your sink. Can you live with the fact that it has peepee particles on it?
>>28304777
I prefer to cum into a paper cup then use it to put my ciggies out in
>>28305295
Taking a shit emits poo particles into the air, everything in the bathroom is fucked anyway.
I started doing this after I watched that one french incest movie
Won't the drain get plugged? Had to drain it a while ago and don't know it its because of the piss or the soap.
>>28304587
>be cutfag
>be manlet
>piss all over the sides of the toilet
>literally impossible to stop this happening
>goes on the floor around the toilet too
>normally just leave it as its the kikes fault
almost.
>when i was around 12-14 i would wait till the last minute to piss because i didnt want to get up and stop playing bideo games
>one day i waited way too long and had to literally squeeze my dick with my hands to stop piss from coming out with the pain and pressure building up
>moving makes my lose my grip just a slight and makes the piss come out some
>have to think fast here
>pull my dick out of that little hole in the front of boxer briers while still grabbing it
>decide the sink is closest so i just piss in there
>from that point would piss in the sink and rinse it by running water for some seconds, i thought i was being more efficient since the sink was closer than the toilet
>eventually stopped rinsing it to increase my "efficiency"
>my stepmom calls me to the bathroom eventually and asks why the fuck the sink smells like piss and is stained yellow
>"i- i dont know"
>"THE ONLY PEOPLE LIVING IN THIS HOUSE ARE ME YOU AND YOUR FATHER. ARE YOU SAYING YOUR FATHER IS PISSING IN THE FUCKING SINK?"
>sperg out and thinking only of repercussions of me getting in trouble for sink peeing say it was my dad
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
>my dad was just around the corner
>kicks my shit in for about 10 minutes and tells me to stop lying and pissing in the sink
>am now afraid of peeing in other peoples houses, hold it until i get home or just do it in a public bathroom
autism
>>28308253
dear god anon, that's amazing
>>28308253
someone cap this shit
OR1G1N01!
