>cant poo at work cos someone i know might hear the plop
another victory for the neets
cmon anon what would general James Longstreet think of you being a bashful plopper
>>28304501
dont make him order you
this middle aged guy goes and poos at 2pm everyday for half an hour
sometimes the whole place smells of shit becaus id imagine hes laying massive turds waiting for it to hatch
put your hand under to catch it so it doesn't make a sound
then wash hands if u want
>IBS, holding it in all day is literally not an option
just fold some toilet paper brah
put some toilet paper in the toilet before you shit brah
just be youre are self brah
JUST BRAH
>>28304294
listen to music while you do the deed
find it helps
>>28304294
>can't masturbate in thr bathroom without people hearing the moans at work
>masturbate anyways and wipe the cum on my shirt so no one knows I did anything crazy like poop in the bathroom
>get a raise in the same hour
Why haven't you joined the master race of bathroom masturbators?
>>28304679
>tfw you sleep on the job and get a raise
>>28304294
>not letting out loud farts as you shit at work
Come on, what the fuck m8? It's like the best part.
>>28304679
does this really work though or was it coincidence?
do you wank with porn or memories?
maybe the opposite of nofap works where you get more success from hitting your sack
hmm
>>28304294
ANON
TAKE TOILET PAPER, AND MAKE A LANDING ZONE IN THE TOILET
SO THAT WAY YOUR POOP MAKES NO SOUND AND NO SPLASH
I found this tip on /r9k/ and it literally changed my life. Just don't put too much extra in for the landing pad or else you will clog it
>>28304294
>Did you hear about Anon! He poops in the toilet like a normal person!
>I know, what a freakishly well-adjusted person!
>>28304943
it is not a normal thing to poop in public toilets
>>28306177
are you saying don't poo on loo?
