My first and only girlfriend just broke up with me. Now what?
>back to being a robot
>>28303561
>over text
>>28303561
She's breaking up with you because you're too dependent on her and her primitive female brain wants to see you have sex with another girl immediately after you guys broke up because it's her shit test to find out if you're chad. I guaran-fucking TEE that if you ghosted her and started fucking other bitches she'd get mad jealous and want you back for herself lmao the fucking clown.
>thinking you can be robot after a sexual relationship with a girl
but you're always welcome here as a second class citizen
>>28303620
>>thinking you can be robot after a sexual relationship with a girl
fuck off with this meme already
>>28303561
>girlfriend
NORMAL GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28303561
The fuck did you do?Originale commentare
>>28303620
>>28303632
>le everyone on r9k is 30 year old virgin XD
our secret club
REEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIES
am i doing it right g-guys??
>>28303630
get the FUCK OUT NORMIESHIT AHHHH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28303651
hahaha
REEEEEEEEEEEEE stupid normies XD
OUT OUT OUT
REEEEEEEEE
hahahahaha
>>28303561
>got into relationship
>lost hist virginity
>back being robot
No. You can't go back. You're a normalfag.
>>28303644
fuck off, if you're attractive enough for someone else to find you sexable fuck off normalfag
>>28303668
>normie damage control
kill yourself fag, you don't and will never belong here
>>28303602
So fucking true
OP, DO THIS
You can't return to robotdom.
>>28303684
>>28303688
shut up guys im just as much of a robot as you
just because i have sex doesnt suddenly make me not a robot
>lol breaking up is hard
>lol
White people genocide when lads?
>>28303561
What's the backstory familia?
>>28303675
OP will always be a cyborg/failed normie now. Even losers somehow get GFs but its usually bellow average girls, socially and mentally unstable girls, they'll have sexual encounters in their whole life what Chars have in a month.
Failed normie is a grey area. Some are closer to robots and some might as well be full metal normies. It depends on how much of you machine and how much is man.
This thread should really be on /adv/ though
>>28303561
>breaking up over text
>those cringeworthy messages trying to play down the situation
Welcome back to the losers club, faglord. Enjoy your stay.
>>28303561
Who's Rick?
>>28303781
im guessing the dog or something?
>>28303702
classic normie can't handle fitting in somewhere for once
>>28303792
i wish I was a normie, i wouldnt be here if I was fucking retard
Wow, man. You sound like a sad dog being told consoling words before getting thrown out the door.
>I'll always loooove you
she thinks, as 8" cock # 42 plunges into her
>>28303702
>im just as much of a robot as you
>just because i have sex doesnt suddenly make me not a robot
It did. You're not a virgin, you're not a robot, you were in a relationship with gf, you're not a robot, a woman found you attractive, you're not a robot, you were socially prominent enough for a woman to find you attractive and sexually appealing, you're not a robot.
>>28303702
>>28303807
Even by the most liberal of definitions, sex is enough to disqualify you from robothood. At most you're a cyborg. But I don't even know why you want to be associated with bitter virgin losers so fucking badly in the first place.
>>28303712
>>28303641
I dunno, we both work night shifts so we were up at odd hours. Sometimes I sleep a lot after a shift and I've been kind of lazy and out of nowhere she hits me with a break up.
>>28303781
Rick is my cat
>>28303746
>cyborg/failed normie now
No. He will be a failed robot who succumbed to his primitive desires and became normalfag.
>>28303847
>>28303849
im a cyborg yes, a cyborg is a robot
>>28303561
>i'll always looooove you
hahahahahahah
fucking cuck
>>28303561
No. You got a girlfriend, you can do it again. You're a normie now.
>>28303849
also
>want to be associated
nigga im here because i like to lurk and post, i dont give a fuck about > our le secret club xd
fuck you for even thinking this you fucking faggot
>>28303870
back to redddiiiit you go
>>28303871
>back to reddiit
>in 2016
spotted the reddit
>>28303870
>i don't give a fuck about >our le secret club xd
Then why are you fighting so hard to be considered a robot?
>>28303561
>back to being a robot
Are you trying to piss me off ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_0VX2IrNc
>>28303884
please go back to redddiiiit
>>28303853
Cute cat anon. Hi Rick. :)
>>28303870
>nigga I'm here to be apart of your club, but i don't give a fuck about your club
ok desu
>>28303889
because you are wrong
>>28303860
>im a cyborg yes, a cyborg is a robot
you're a normalfag who had a relationship, was sociable, and had sex, you're a normalfag.
>>28303853
Rick's fucking fat as fuck. If you take as much care of yourself as you do that cat I can see why she dumped your ass.
>>28303853
jesus christ that weight. that's practically animal abuse
>>28303910
I wouldnt be here if I was a normalfag
>>28303906
If you didn't care it wouldn't matter if I'm wrong. You care. No one would dedicate this much effort to associate with bitter virgins if they didn't care.
What the fuck is it up with normies and posting their normie problems here? like i give a fuck.
Fuck off.
>>28303943
i care though
im not a bitter virgin like you but i do qualify with lots of other robot shit
just because you think someone who isnt a virgin can absolutely not be a robot makes me pissed off because beign a robot is so much more than just having sex
>>28303899
Thanks. There is another one named Niko. He didn't like her.
>>28303912
>>28303918
Cause I work long shifts and this fucker steals all the food from the smaller one. He's a dickhead.
>>28303974
You're right, but sex is a total deal breaker. You're not a robot and you will never ever be one again. Realistically, this is something you should take pride in.
>>28303974
>just because you think someone who isnt a virgin can absolutely not be a robot makes me pissed off because beign a robot is so much more than just having sex
yeah, no, you don't get to rewrite definitions to make yourself try to fit in somehow
you are NOT welcome regardless of how you may justify it to yourself in your head
>>28303987
What a dick. Who could steal food from such a handsome kitty?
Been like that since november 2014 after a 2.5 year long relationshit. You'll be sad as fuck for a few months, then you'll get used to failure, disappointment and everything that comes with the robot life.
>>28303910
Not OP, but being a robot is, like happiness, just a momentary situation. You can have a gf, in which case you abandon the robot life for as long as the relationship lasts. When you break up, you get back to being a robot.
Such is life.
don't worry bro, you will be fine. you will date more girls no problem.
after my first serious breakup, i didnt date for about 2 years. because i had not yet realized that the love you experience is possible with anyone, not just that one girl.
then one day i clicked and found the next amazing girl
>>28304354
That's nice and all anon. I do believe you've clicked into the wrong board. You'll find /b/ a little bit on the left
