>morning anon... I'm still sleepy... Can I stay in bed a little longer?
>>28301311
WAKE UP NIN
>>28301311
Wake up qt boy :3
YES. PLEASE SLEEP FOREVER. THIS REALITY IS TOO CRUEL FOR YOU.
Also I will come back from "work" with some kind of fast food. What do you want?
>>28301440
Surprise me anon~ whatever you choose will make me happy Im sure...
>>28301505
I want to choke you with my penis, senpai~
I want to feel your vomit run down my firm testicles~
>>28301311
how the hell did you get in my house
>>28301535 isn't me
>>28301505
Taco bell?
>>28301505
what country r u from cute boy
>>28301560
This man is clearly impersonating me, please don't listen to him my sweetheart.
All I want for you is to gag on the length of my large, uncut cock.
>>28301535
I'm sending you on the highway to hell!
>>28301560
That sounds goodI've never had a taco before anon...
>>28301578
Bongland
SHUUUUUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
You LITTLE FAGGOT I don't want to be awake. Please dont' do this to me. LET ME SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>28301603
please be in L O N D O N
original
be my bf
>>28301603
Aw, come on babe, you know you want me. Why don't you show all of us a picture of you spreading your slut ass wide open so that we can get to know you a little more?
>>28301603
literally who the fuck are you? do you have a name?
>>28301603
Alright, taco bell doesn't open for the next three hours, so it'll be awhile, but when it does open I plan on getting some fresh air and biking there. I'll be sure to get you something.
>>28301639
I am in L O N D O N
>>28301642
I AM GOING TO PUT A GUN UP YOUR ASS
>>28301643
Here I come, cuter than the rest of em, the best of em. Cuter than roasties. You can call me nin.
>>28301705
do you top or bottom?
>>28301705
Yeah, stick it all up my ass, cutie. I want you to give me every inch of that small thing you call a dick, and then I want you to lay missionary and let me pound your prostate until you explode.
>>28301694
Thaaaaaanks~ biking is fun!
>>28301718
That's lewd anon. You're giving me second thoughts.
>>28301740
I AM HATE UNENDING. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE NIGHTMARE YOU HAVE AWAKENED.
>>28301769
So you're going to hatefuck me?
Are you going to sit on my face out of pure spite, and quickly have that anger turn to lust as I lick every inch of your ass?
>>28301769
>that ceiling
FUCK
How common are those patterns? I love that shit
>tfw staring at the ceiling for hours, finding weird alien faces and shapes in it
>>28301793
No hatefucking. Only death past this point.
>>28301795
Not very common anymore. I used to have a ceiling pattern in my bedroom as a kid that was really nice too~
>>28301858
I'd just like you to know, though, as I softly wain to sleep, that I have saved your pictures. Your tenderness in your eyes, and your soft hair are compelling to my primal instinct, filling my balls to the brim with semen. I will jerk off to them in a death-gripping fashion every night, that soft delicate face and nice, plump rum that most likely comes with it will someday be mine.
>>28301890
I am going to curb stomp you like I'm Edward Norton
>>28301959
Tfw no qt sunglasses bf
>>28302013
Keep trying anon! Maybe one day!
How do I get a bf like nin r9k?
>>28302139
I like hugs and cuddles, so be good at those!
>>28302180
What if I'm only ok at them?
>>28302216
Practise~
>>28302264
Probably. I'm pretty lightweight when it comes to alcohol...
>>28302180
>tfw expert cuddler but not genuinely attracted to whoever OP is
WHAT THE FUCK
PLEASE WILL SOMEONE WHO IS AS MUCH OF AN UNBRIDLED ASSHOLE AS ME LET ME SHOW THEM ALL OF THE AFFECTION AND LOVE I HAVE PENT UP INSIDE?
FUCK.
>>28302323
you are my sunshine, nin ily~
>>28302306
No offense but I can't ascertain your gender
>>28302349
Thank you anon. You are also my sunshine <3
>>28302376
But... If you keep drinking you'll just feel worse anon... You need a hug!
>>28302417
but bacardi imbues me with power
its the official drink of the empire
>>28302412
no offense taken
>>28302445
Don't make me take that bacardi away from you... IM A BACARDI BANDITgood one me
>>28302503
hands off my ethyl
>>28302597
No anon... I'm sending you to rehab...
>>28302597
>implying I didn't replace it with my pee while you were sleeping and you're not going to get high as fuck off of the unmetabolized psilocybin that was passed through my urine last night
LOL U GOT TROLLED
>>28302503
nin your eyes are so gorgeous
>>28302656
Thanks pham, have a close up.
>>28302686
Where you staying gweilo
>>28302710
me at beach
whats a gweilo
Nin considering you are in LONDON
Will you be going to mcm?
>>28302786
Gweilo is slang for foreigner in Chinese
>>28302789
Nope, have NOBODY to go with
Alright anons, I better go do some work. Peace!
>>28302865
It's actually GuiLao (with Gui meaning ghost) and isn't a very common expression at all. Also it's pretty pejorative.
More often used is LaoWai.
>>28303059
Oh. Thanks anon!
PEACE OUT FOR REAL THO
